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I Love Naruto; I Despise Kishi.

21 May 2010 4 Comments

by Hoshi in naruto, questions, rant, reveiw, spoilers, thursday Odyessy

THIS POST COUNTS AS THURSDAY ODDYESSY.

UM… YOU! EXTREME SPOILERS AHEAD! PLEASE READ! RED FONT!

WARNING: IF YOU DON’T READ THE NARUTO MANGA AT ALL THIS MAY CONTAIN SOME SPOILERS FOR ANIME WATCHERS! SO IF YOU DESPERATELY HATE SPOILERS I SUGGEST YOU DON’T READ THIS! YOU CAN NOT SUE ME IF YOU READ THIS! I REPEAT! YOU CAN NOT SUE ME! YOU CAN NOT BLAME ME! I WARNED YOU! YOU CAN NOT GET MAD AT ME! DON’T LET CURIOSITY GET YOU! THANK YOU! YOU MAY PROCEED TO THE POST NOW! ONLY IF YOU DON’T MIND A TINY… I MEAN HUGE SPOILER! FULL METAL ALCHEMIST SPOILER TOO!

Alright. Onto the post. If you remember my post from a long-some time ago – “Is Naruto Ending? TT_TT” –

EXACCCCCCTLY…

Well, all joy was found for me, when Sasuke ditched Naruto and Naruto went home. Even more joy was found when Naruto came home, and guess who was there? THE REMAINING KONOHA 11. Happy, happy, joy, joy. And then Naruto says: “I have to defeat Sasuke on my owwwwwnnn!!” And walks off. This made me mad, and this is a really good example of what I was saying last “Spoiler Post”. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE CHARACTERS. And Is Kishi THIS forgetful? He left a lot of things hanging. Like, a lot! Here’s what he left for us. SASUKE TOOK ITACHI’S EYES! WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KONOHA 11? WHAT HAPPENED TO SAKURA? WHAT ABOUT THE AKATSUKI? ARE THEY REVIVED? WHAT’S IN THE LAST BOX? DID ANKO’S TEAM FIND KABUTO? WHAT HAPPENED TO KABUTO? WHAT HAPPENED TO MADARA? WHAT HAPPENED TO GAI? HE WAS ON THAT BOAT! WHAT ABOUT THE “4TH NINJA WORLD WAR” THAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN??? WHAT ABOUT KARIN? IS SHE GONNA DIE OR WHAT???

And Kishi delayed all these things, just so Naruto could go to this stupid island with Killer Bee, who I’m sure like, no-one really cares about! THANKS KISHIMOTO-SENSEI! But now I guess we’ll just have to wait… and wait… and wait… But, I am REALLY tired of Naruto (the person of course). I mentioned this in a comment to Kiy. All he does is Clone! Clone! Clone! Rasengan! Clone! every battle, and that’s why I like Tenten. She has a load of neat weapons, so the battle can have a different style every time! The fights are more interesting! But seriously, Naruto’s element is wind, right? Wind is like, one of the coolest elements, so Kishi should let Naruto learn more super awesome Wind type moves! I mean, Rasenshuriken is really cool, but it’s pretty much just Rasengan but more powerful, so It’s technically just the same boring Rasengan. And for a main character even, I think he get’s WAY too much screen time. And he wins every single battle. Kishi should change up the tide a little bit. I hate it when people win too much! Like if it’s a battle with Naruto, I bet your already thinking “Oh yeah, of course he’s gonna win.” And you’d be suprised if he actually lost, right? But if he “lost” he’d probably just come up and like, kill the other person! (like the Neji vs Naruto battle) So it wouldn’t be suprising at all, cause you saw it coming, right. he lost against Sasuke. Once. That was it. And it was sort of obvious because you can’t just tie Naruto up right there. Ok, Sasuke! We’re going home! That would just epically suck. But if the main character loses once in a while, it would just make it so much more interesting! Like right now in the latest chapter, Naruto’s going to battle the 9 tails. Of course he’s gonna win, right! But of course i’m saying how the main character has to lose once in a while, but the main character can’t die as well. I like good fights. But that doesn’t mean somebody has to die in the end too. So I’d like to see Kishi let Naruto lose his share of battles too! But also, It’s really MUCH too late to let Naruto go losing alot all of a suppen. This manga has been going on for about 500 chapters, so it would be weird if Naruto suddenly started losing a bunch all of a sudden when he’s asposed to be so “kickass” now! Like even you know that when Naruto battles Sasuke, he’s gonna win of course. Even though Sasuke’s is like “so superly duperly strong” and won a good share of battles too! Actually, I think  he never actually lost a battle. And you already know, Naruto’s gonna be the only one to defeat him. By himself. Like in Full Metal Alchemist, I expect it for only going on for like at least like 2 more chapters. So the main bad guy, everybody helped to kill him. I mean, EVERYBODY. Pretty much everybody in the series that was still alive. And Ed was sort of the one to land the finishing blow. That was a good manga though, because Ed didn’t HAVE to kill the last guy. I actually suspected that it would’ve been Ed’s dad to finish him off. But if you think about it, that would be really stupid if they did that for naruto. Because unlike FMA’s final villain, Sasuke isn’t a God. He’d actually be dead in about a minute if every single person in Naruto teamed up to attack him. The FMA guy was a god, that could like, kill someone by poking them. Well I guess a Hyuuga can do that too, but I mean like, normal, non-jyuuken poke. And he didn’t even care even though he was being like, blasted by a tank. Another reason that would be silly for Naruto, is that you know it would be impossible for that to happen. Naruto HAS to defeat Sasuke on his own. It would just be really odd if say, Shino killed Sasuke, right? But this is a really really long post, so I think I’ll tie it up now. But if you can remember any other times that Sasuke or Naruto lost, please comment below! And if they lost in a filler, that doesn’t count! Because fillers suck. And no-body cares about them.

Posted by ~The Kishi Ranter~ Hoshigusa