Random Anime Questionnaire Thing…

Hello. It is I, Pep-chan, back from the dead!! I’m sorry if you saw this post, realized it was posted by me, then was disappointed because it wasn’t anything that exciting…

I am TRYING to get my first Naruto Fairytale up, but… it’s not working out, as you can tell. Writers block… HELP ME.

Ahem… anyway… This Anime Questionnaire thing is source for probing my brain (coughPROCRASTINATINGcough). I don’t know if it’ll work.

So, I have to answer questions about all these characters and stuff… or whatever. I found this while I was searchin’ for random stuff.

I am NOT the original creator, so give credit to whoever came up with this first.

HERE WE GO.  More

Defending Hinata

“WHY I HATE HINATA

She’s weak, she’s whored out to every character, people only like her for her looks, her shyness is annoying, even in fillers she loses, after 2 years everyone has improved except her, she stalks Naruto like a freak and she rather cheer on Naruto then her OWN team.” More

Cosplays good and bad #5

Enjoy the cosplayers.

Honey:

Lulu:

(sorry for bad quality)

Anko:

The costume’s not exact but the pic’s cool

Lee:

L & Light:

Cute!!!

Mello:

Kingdom Hearts Group:

Screw, if it’s cut off.

Roxas:

Is that hair plastic???

Girl I Don’t Know:

I don’t know who she is (or if she even is someone for that matter) but it’s perfect! (exept for the fact she’s not an anime girl)(I’m pretty sure this will be cut off)

Miku Hatsune:

Hatsune-Miku-Cosplay

Haku:

Tetris!:

Over-the-top Cosplay:

Kigurumi Doller Cosplay

For people that just can’t get the face right. (Sasuke cosplayers should use this technique XD)

Leaf Chuunin:

awesome cosplay

(Note the Anko from earlier!!!)

Naruto:

(ICANTBELIEVEIHAVENTPOSTEDTHISYET) Neji:

Kakashi:

Tenten (alternate outfit):

Sakura:

(Note wedding ring???)

Yachiru:

Momo:

Hinata:

Sorry if this was shorter than the usual. -.-

Posted By Hoshigusa

 

Failure.

(PLEASE DON’T READ COMMENT IF YOU ARE A FAN OF NEJIHINA. I DON’T APPRECIATE SPAM.)

Usually I use the term fail. This time I use the term failure. Because this is a failure. When people decide to spam up a anti-nejihina thread with “nejihina stuff” (note quotations), you start to realize how much of a failure this pairing is. What happened is a whole bunch of anti-nejihina fans and nejihina fans at a cyber-war. (I wasn’t part of this debate btw) Most of these anti-nejihina fans were NejiTen fans. So I decided to take a moment to consider this. Calmly.

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The Water Prison Scene Debate

Probably the most well known NejiTen scene is The Water Prison Scene. (In the scene, Kisame trapped Team Gai in water prisons, they got out of the prison, Tenten falls, Neji catches Tenten) SO… SOME FLEEPS DECIDED THAT THE WATER PRISON SCENE DID NOT HAPPEN IN THE MANGA. . . . . . . . . . . . why. BYTHEWAYITDIDHAPPENINTHEMANGAYOUPROBABLYJUSTDIDNTREADITRIGHTANDITHAPPENEDQUICKER!!!!!!

SO IN YOUR FACES.

Food for thought:

http://manga.animea.net/naruto-chapter-258-page-13.html

More food for thought:

http://manga.animea.net/naruto-chapter-78-page-12.html

(The main reason for Neji haters is from that battle. Why? He was being mean to Hinata. Yeah!! Let’s hate Neji because he was mean to Hinata!! ((Btw, I don’t hate Hinata, she is one of my favourite characters!)) He was mean to Hinata because he HATES Hinata!!! What if there was a person you really hated and you got a chance to all out fight them?)

In a previous post, I quoted the guy who said “The Water Prison Scene didn’t happen in the manga”.

Also, nejihina fans’ only words to fight against The Water Prison Scene are “BUT LEE CAUGHT TENTEN IN THE CHUUNIN EXAMS TOO!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!1!1″

Take this in, please: Lee is very… whats the word? … Noble? I don’t know… I doubt he caught Tenten out of love! There were multiple weapons on the ground, and Tenten was being flung to the (spiky) ground, unconscious, even after the match was decided. I think he would do that for anyone he was friends with, especially his team mates. I bet he would do that for even NEJI (even though it would be very weird… *twitch* ). Besides. Lee has a crush on Sakura. He still does. (And the nejihina fans ask, :BUT WHY DIDN’T NEJI CATCH HER THEN!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!1!!!!!!11111111!!!?????????? Answer: because since there were all these people around, he didn’t want the other people to see him as a weak opponent. OR, Lee beat him to it.

Last word: How Lee caught Tenten - http://manga.animea.net/naruto-chapter-74-page-2.html

http://manga.animea.net/naruto-chapter-74-page-3.html

How Neji caught Tenten -

Hmm… difference, much?

The "nejihina moment"

Note the quotations again. Why? It’s cause it DIDN’T HAPPEN. Well, to some nejihina fans it did. SO YEAH!!!!!!!!!1!!!!! HINATA WAS, LEIK, ALL, LEIK, DEAD, AND NEJI GOT SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!1!!1!  I MEAN, LEIK, OEMG! I HAVE, LEIK, NEVER SEEN HIM SO ANGRY BEFORES!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!

This above, is a parody of a quote of a nejihina fan! AND YEAS! HE GOT SO ANGRY!!!!!!! MORE ANGRY THAN THIS!!!

NOT ANGRY ENOUGH…. EVEN ANGRIER THAN THIS!!!!!!!!!!

SOOOOOOOOOO ANGRY!!!!!!! LEIK THIS!!!!!!!

EVEN ANGRIER THAN THAT!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!

HOW ANGRY HE WAS!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!1: http://manga.animea.net/naruto-chapter-441-page-8.html WOW!!!!!!1! HE IS SO TOTALLY FLIPPING OUT!!!!!!! HE IS SPAZZING LIKE CRAZY OEMGS HE IS LEIK GONNA EXPLODE!!!!!! SO ANGRY!!!!!!!

(Not like he would do that for any other of the Konoha 11!!!!!!!!1!!!!!)

Yeah. Besides, if Neji showed concern for Hinata, like, dying, it’s because he’s asposed to protect Hinata! main branch, second branch, ring a bell? AND, if for some reason Hinata decided she wanted to date her COUSIN, i bet she wouldn’t be allowed to even date someone from the second branch!

and finally,

HINATA LOVES NARUTO NOT NEJI.

So conclusion? nejihina = epic failure.

Posted by Hoshigusa

(P.S. I advise NejiTen fans to read this reason, why. http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=3978249&postcount=5820)

Monday Talkshow- Truth or Dare Special Part SIX

HI!! It’s PART SIX of… THIS. (YGOTAS REF.) Yes, THIS!! Monday Talkshow Truth or Dare Special part SIX!! And the final part too.

3… 2… 1… LET IT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!! Just kidding! LET IT STAAAAAAAART!!

~MT starts NOW~

Me: … So, Temari was daring Hinata!

Temari: I dare you to…

Hinata: To…?

Temari: To bake gross pies and sell them to people outside the studio!!

Hinata: W-what? B-but, that’s so mean…

Kiy: You gotta do it Hinata!!

Hinata: O-okay.

Me: Here. *hands her a video hat and a ear-speaker thingy*

Ino: HEY!! how come she got a hat?!

Me: Because I like her better. NOW HAVE YOU FOUND THAT HOBO YET?!

Ino: NO- OH!! Wait! I just found one! *grabs hobo*

Hobo: What’re you doin’ girly?

Me: YOU GOTTA HANG OUT WITH HER!!

Hobo: *in a fighting-stance* WHAT? W-who spoked? Where you at, ya little devil!? *muttering other un-important crazy-talk*

Ino: LET’S JUST GO!! *grabs hobo by his jacket*

Hobo: WHERE YOU TAKIN’ ME!! I DUN’ WANNA GO TO JAIL!!

Ino: SHUT UP!!

Me: Okay, while Ino hangs out with her new friend, let’s get back to Hinata’s dare. HINATA, YOU DONE SETTING UP YET?!

Hinata: Oh! Y-yes! I am!

Me: HERE’S THE PIES!! *throws smokebomb in her direction outside*

POOF!!

Hinata: Um… Thank-you… I guess…

Me: We’ll just continue, then!

Hoshi: I’ll spin for her! *spins bottle 36 times*

Kiy: IT LANDED ON… KARIN!! MWA HAHAHAHA!!

Karin: Hinata isn’t bad enough to do a good dare for me, anyways!

Sakura: AND, that’s why I’ll think of her dare for her. Right, Hinata?

Hinata: Um… O-okay, sure…

Karin: WHA? THAT’S NOT FAIR!

Kiy: YES IT IS!!

Sakura: I dare you… TO LET ME BEAT YOU UP FOR TOUCHING MY SASUKE!!

Karin: EEP! *runs away*

Me: Ah-ah-ah! Not so fast! *presses button*

ZAP!!

Karin: OW!!

Sakura: NOW I GOT YOU!! *tackles Karin*

Karin: AAAAACK!! HELLLLPPPP!!!

Kiy: WE’RE BUSY!! *spins bottle 25 times*

Hoshi: IT LANDED ON TENTEN!!

Tenten: Umm… Okay. So, what’s my dare?

Me: Um… Just a sec’…

Hoshi, Kiy, and me: *huddling together, discussing the dare*

80 MINUTES LATER

Neji: … Are you done…?

Hoshi, Kiy, and me: DONE!!

Neji: Finally, JEEZ.

Me: WHATEVER!! Okay. WE DARE YOU TO KICK KAKASHI RANDOMLY!!

Neji: After all that time, you only came up with THAT?!

Kiy: Yes, now Tenten, go.

Tenten: O…kay… *get’s up and goes over to Kakashi*

Kakashi: *oblivous to whatever’s happening*

Tenten: THERE!! *kicks Kakashi*

Kakashi: OWWCCHHIIIEEESSS!!! OW! WHY’D YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!

Tenten: It was a dare.

Kakashi: … Oh. Okay! *goes back to reading*

Tenten: Alrighty then… *spins bottle 45 times*

Me: KISAME!!

Kisame: WHAT?!

Me: IT LANDED ON YOU!

Kisame: OH.

Tenten: Um… I dare you to-

Ino: *walks in* HEY EVERYONE I’M BACK!!

Everyone: Yay…

Hobo: Pretty lights…

Me: Why’d you bring THAT with you?

Ino: it followed me here.

Hoshi: Why didn’t you get rid of him?

Ino: He doesn’t know what GO AWAY means, apparently.

Kiy: … Oh.

Me: Well can you make him leave? He’s stinking up the studio.

Tenten: OH! I dare Kisame to pretend to be jaws and scare the hobo!

Kisame: Um… Okay!

Me: *puts on jaws music*

Kisame: *Creeps toward the hobo with a creepy smile on his face*

Hobo: EEEEEKKKK!! *runs out of the studio*

Kisame: *going after him*

Me: Uhh, KISAME! YOUR TURN!!

Kisame: Oh, fine! *walks over and spins bottle 28 times*

Kiy: ITACHI!!

Kisame: *creepy grin*

Itachi: Oh no…

Kisame: I DARE ITACHI TO LICK THE POLE SASUKE BROKE!!

Sasuke: *pops head out of the swarm of fangirls* I DID NOT BREAK A POLE!!

Kiy: YES YOU DID!!!

Me: *throws smokebomb*

POOF!!

Me: *pokes the pole towards Itachi with a stick* There. Now lick it!!

Itachi: *closes eyes and licks the pole* EWW!! *cleaning tongue*

Sasuke: IT’S A POLE!!

Hoshi: A pole, that you broke.

Sasuke: I DIDN’T BREAK ITTT!!!

Kiy, Hoshi and me: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight….

Me: Now then… Umm… Itachi, spin.

Itachi: The bottles gone!

Me: WHAT?!

Kiy: WHO TOOK IT?!

Everyone: …

Me: Well then… *throws smokebomb down*

CRICKET, CRICKET, CRICKET.

Me: WHAT?! NO POOF!! I gotta get these things fixed. SEE YA!! *throws smokebomb down*

… … …

Me: Oh right. URGH!! Now I gotta take a spaceship to space to get these fixed! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY SPACESHIPS COST?

Everyone: …

Me: I DUNNO EITHER!! I just know it’s alot!

Kiy, Hoshi: WE’RE GOING TOO!

Me: YAY!! Let’s go!!

Kiy, Hoshi, and me: *marches out the door*

Everyone: … …

Itachi: Uh… hey, where’s Deidara?

Everyone: *looks at screen where Deidara’s video cam’s supposed to show up*

*video cam is surrounded by water*

Everyone: *eyes widen* … *races out the door*

**MEANWHILE, OVER HERE (YGOTAS REF.)**

Deidara: *all beaten up* Ugh… Where am I? *looks around* AW, THEY STOLE MY KIDNEY!! (CHARLIE THE UNICORN REF.)

~End~

Hope you liked. Hopefully. If there are any un-solved problems, please tell me, and I’ll solve them in the next talkshow.

And yes, so finally, the next talkshow will be a normal one. Kinda.

Um… bye…

~Pepporini456~

Monday Talkshow- Truth or Dare Special PART FIVE!!

‘Ello, sorry ’bout the delay! … again.

I was all over the place buying, shoes, clothes, etc. etc. Plus some family came over, so yeah. But I got most done! NOW TO FINISH IT ALL!!

So, PART FIVE OF THE MT T-O-D SPECIAL!! Yay.

Let’s get on wit’ eeeet!!

~MONDAY TALKSHOW BEEEGEENS NOOOOOOWWWWW~

Me: Soooo… Where were we?

Hoshi: SAKURA’S TURN TO GET DARED!!

Sakura: Nooooo!!

Kiy: Oh YES!!

 Me: So, what’s your dare for Sakura, Ino?

Ino: Ummm… I dare Sakura, to… NOT WASH HERSELF FOR A WEEK!!

Sakura: WHAT?!

Ino: And that will include, brushing teeth, flossing, cleaning your ears, etc.

Hoshi: Ino’s more evil than I thought.

Me: Now then… who’ll be in charge of making sure Sakura doesn’t cheat? Any takers?

Ino: I will.

Me: Okay, then! Great! SAKURA!! SPIIIIIIIIIIINN!!

Sakura: Okay, okay, geez! *spins bottle 201 times*

Me: … Another strong arm.

Sakura: NO DUH!! ‘Cause my voice gives me super strength! (YGOTAS REF.)

Hoshi: …Suuuurre…

Kiy: IT LANDED ON TEMARI!!

Sakura: Ummm… I daaaare Temari to…

Me: HURRY UP!!

Sakura: ALRIGHT!! To spray Shikamaru with a hose!

Temari: Oh! Sure, alright! *quietly* Kukuku… Um, but where do I get the ho-

Me: *throws down smokebomb*

POOOOOFFF

Temari: *Hose in her hands* …  Oh. Thank you! *walks up behind Shikamaru*

Shikamaru: *sleeping*

Temari: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! *sprays Shikamaru with the hose*

KERPLOOEY!! (i didn’t want to put like, ‘splash’ or anything, so I just put that)

Shikamaru: *wakes up from shock* ACK!! WHAT THE *turns around* FU-

MORE KERPLOOEY!!

Shikamaru: *getting sprayed in the face with a hose* Pfft. STOP!!

Temari: NO! MWAHAHA-

POOF!!

Temari: *hose is gone* Ha… Ha… PEP!! WHY?!

Me: If you kept going, you probably would’ve killed him. And I can’t kill anyone on this show. Except for the people I hate. Those I can kill.

Temari: … Ooooo…kaaayy…

Me: But WHATEVER!! Temari, SPIN DA BOTTAL!!

Temari: *spins bottle 35 times*

Kiy: IT LANDS ON…

Hoshi: HINATA!! DUN DUN DUUUUUNN!!

Temari: Sorry Hinata, you gotta come outta your shell sometime!

Hinata: O-okay…

Temari: So, Hinata, I dare you to…

~~TO BE CONTINUED!!!!~~

OKAY, Part SIX will be the last part!! I SWEAR!! And then back to the regular MT’s.

Sorry if it was short, I wanted to end it fast before I lost interest and had to continue tomorrow.

So… What will happen next? Find out, on the thrilling conclusion of… this. (YGOTAS REFERENCE!! LAWLZZ!!)

SEE YAA!

~Pepporini456~

Monday Talkshow- Truth or Dare Special PART FOUR!! O.o

I’M BACK BABY!! (i dunno, i just really wanted to say that)

No more cold. Head-ache thing.

LET’S BEGIN!!

*TALKSHOW STARTS*

Me: … Are you done thinking yet?

Deidara: NO!!

Kiy: IT’S BEEN  A WEEK!!

Hoshi: And you STILL haven’t gotten back to the studio!

Deidara: IT’S NOT MY FAULT!!

Me: Oh, and how?

Deidara: You’re the one that told me to go STRAIGHT.

Me: IT’S YOU’RE FAULT FOR LISTENING TO ME!!

Deidara: WHATEVER.

Hoshi: Are you done thinking yet?

Deidara: … DONE!!

Everyone: FINALLY!!

Deidara: I dare Itachi to…

Itachi: To what?

Deidara: TO EAT LETTUCE INSTEAD OF CABBAGE FOR A WEEK!

Itachi: … O.O

Everyone: He won’t make it…

Me: So, Itachi, are you up for the challenge?

Itachi: I, uhh…

Me: Or are you a chicken?!

Itachi: I am not a chicken.

Me: If you don’t do this, it means Deidara’s better than you.

Itachi: *glares* Fine.

Everyone: *GASPS*

Me: Anko, I’m putting you in charge of making sure itachi eats LETTUCE instead of cabbage.

Anko: Sure.

Kiy: IT’S ITACHI’S TURN!!

Itachi: Hooray. *spins bottle 23 times*

Hoshi: IT LANDED ON SASUKE!!

*DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!*

Sasuke: BUT I ALREADY GOT DARED!!

Hoshi: WELL TOO BAD!!

Kiy: YOU STILL GOTTA DO EEET!!!

Sasuke: *in a whiney voice* But I don’t wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Kiy, Hoshi and me: WELL SUCK IT UP AND DEAL WITH IT!!

Itachi: I dare Sasuke to… Sit on a random girls lap until the end of the game!

Sasuke: WHAT?!

Me: You chicken?

Sasuke: FINE.

Sasuke fangirls: SIT HERE WITH ME SASUKE-KUUUUUN!!!

Sasuke: *slowly backs away* Umm…

Kiy: KUKUKU!! *pushes Sasuke into one of the fangirls’ laps*

Sasuke: WHAT THE-

Random Sasuke Fangirl: EEEEEE!! HE CHOSE ME!! HE CHOSE ME!!

Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *drowns in a sea of fangirls*

Kiy: I’ll spin for him. *spins bottle 35 times* LANDED ON SUIGETSU!!

Me: *yells over the screaming* SO SASUKE, WHAT’S YOUR DARE FOR SUI??

Sasuke: *head pops up from the sea of fangirls* I DARE SUIGETSU TO- *muffled by screaming*

Hoshi: SORRY, WHAT?!

Sasuke: TO BE THE TOILET WATER!!

Everyone: *looks at Suigetsu*

Suigetsu: …What?

Me: You gotta be da toilet water!!

Suigetsu: … OKAY!!

Everyone: *gives him weird look*

Suigetsu: What?

Me: Nothing, nothing.  NOW GO!! *pushes Sui into a random port-a-potty*

Suigetsu: *turns into the toilet water*

Me: *shivers* Ew.

Suigetsu: Okay! Someone spin for me!

Hoshi: I WILL!! *spins bottle 29 times*

Kiy: It landed on INO!!

Ino: What?

Me:: SUIGETSU, WHAT’S YOUR DARE FOR INO?!

Suigetsu: I dare Ino to… GO HANG OUT WITH A HOBO!!

Me: Haha, very funny. Now really, what’s your dare?

Suigetsu: I just said it…

Me: Well, okay Ino. I guess you’re going to hang out with a hobo!

Ino: But I didn’t even say if I wanted to!!

Me: Do you want to?

Ino: N-

Me: Yes? GOOD. Now put the ear-piece in and since we ran out of camera hats, you’ll have to use these glasses. *hands her the sturfs.*

Ino: These glasses are DORKY!!

Me: TOO BAD FOR YOU THEN!!! *drops smokebomb*

POOF

Me: Tell us when you find a hobo! We’ll just continue now!

Ino: …Fine.

Me: *spins bottle 18 times* Landed on SAKURA!! DUN DUN DUUUNN!!

Sakura: *gulp*

~~TO BE CONTINUED~~

Geez, this thing is getting too long, but WHATEVAH!! I know it was kinda short, sorry.

I had to stop there cause we still need to get stuff for…

school. (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!)

So yeah. And if I just stopped then continued once we got back, I would’ve probably lost motivation. So yeah.

But hey, ‘least I got it out on MONDAY!!

d^.^b BYE!!

~Pepporini456~

Why Naruto Shouldn’t end up with Sakura (pro Naruhina) (Minor Spoilers!)

First thing I will say.

I haven’t given you guys a worthy post in about… a month. The administrator is ashamed. >_< but thanks for pep for posting the (BELATED.) monday talkshows. They are keeping me alive! But today I’m posting! (Da da da DAAAAAA) and I hope this is going to be satisfactory. Because I think it is.

And remember! MINOR SPOILERS.

-THE SPOILERS WILL BE WRITTEN IN WHITE, SO YOU WILL HAVE TO HIGHLIGHT THEM TO SEE THEM BETTER. LIKE THIS!!!

-IF YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO HIGHLIGHT WORDS, THEN WOW.

Let the post Begin.

Naruto had a crush on Sakura in Part 1. And Sakura had a crush on Sasuke in part 1. And Sasuke had a crush on Naruto in Part 1. JUST KIDDING. JK, JK, JK. Just had to write that. (I dont support yaoi or SasuNaru! >_<) Hinata had a crush on Naruto in part 1 and still in part 2. Naruto grew out of his crush a little bit, but not all the way in part 2. Same with Sakura. So lets have a little zoom.

Sakura and her mood swings.

Hinata and her shyness.

Sakura has a plus from how long she knew Naruto. Hinata has a minus from her shyness. Sakura has a minus from how she treats Naruto. Hinata has a plus from her dedication to Naruto. But this is what matters. Think about the episode when Hinata was trying to save naruto. You know it. Hinata has dedication. In that episode, Hinata was throwing away her life to save the boy she loved.

QUOTED: “The anime dosnt even matter guys everything in the manga is canon and the anime is all just made by some people! so who cares if neji caught tenten because they just wanted that in its not evn in the manga! and in the episode where hinata confessed to naruto they just added that all in it wasnt even in teh manga all the stuff she did!!”

It’s funny how much NejiHina fans try. They can’t win. But, anyways, to that guy who wrote that! I’m not talking about Nejiten in this post but I’m just saying, HE DID CATCH HER IN THE MANGA IT WAS JUST QUICK AND NOT AS PRONOUNCED AS IN THE ANIME SO GO GET A LIFE AND READ THE MANGA BETTER NEXT TIME! So anyways, if you read the manga AND watch the anime you will see some differences on that part where Hinata confessed.

I DON’T COUNT THIS PART AS SPOILERS BECAUSE IT HAPPENED IN THE ANIME TOO.

In the manga, Hinata was watching Naruto and getting all worried. As Naruto was pinned down and about to get carried away by Pain, Hinata jumps in! ta-da! And Naruto warns her how she’s gonna die, and she says she knows, and confesses. She then uses her new move, Gentle Step, Twin Lion Fists, and goes at pain. But as soon as shes about as close to him, he uses his push thing (FORGOT WHAT ITS CALLED. SORRY.) And she goes flying to the ground. he then stabs her and Naruto has a spazz and almost turns into 9 tails.

In the anime, it’s about the same, but Hinata goes into a whole bunch of flashbacks into her past and how Naruto has helped her multiple times. Then she jumps in when he’s about to be carried away by pain. Same thing. He warns her, she confesses, but then she goes into this whole thing about trying to break the chakra sticks pinning him to the ground. pain is like, Killing her, but she is still trying, because she even said. She would die for him. And now it looks like all hope is lost. So she activates her new move, and goes at pain. She gets a few solid hits on him, and keeps trying to break the sticks. but then he does his huge push on her and she goes flying. But still, she cant even walk, and shes STILL trying to get out these sticks. She eventually collapses for good, and Pain stabs her. Naruto has a spaz and almost turns into 9 tales.

So as you can tell, it’s WAY more pronounced in the anime. (And makes Hinata look less lame, no offense Hinata!) and this is where that guys quote comes in. read it again if you forget. he says how the anime crew just added it all and it wasn’t even real. This is the part where I prove him wrong! Kishimoto has it pretty tough. he has to write an 18 page or so naruto chapter every single week (Exept when he gets weeks off) AND he has to plot out the episodes. Remember, the anime crew had to get permission to make a naruto anime. Kishi wouldn’t want them messing up his story. So Kishi gives them a basic plot for everything. Just adding to episodes, plots for movies, and even fillers. Kishi also gives them the thumbs up for each episode. he watches it before anyone else. So he probably said for that episode, “Let’s make Hinata try and break the chakra sticks off of Naruto!” Because after all, he’s not the one making the episode right? He can tell them whatever and it doesn’t mean he has to do it. So in a way, everything in the anime is canon! (Exept fillers aren’t as canon I have to admit) so take that, guy.

Hinata has dedication.

Some people think that Hinata’s completely useless to the series. This makes me angry. Seriously. This anime would be missing alot without her. You might not think that, but if you watched the whole naruto anime WITH Hinata, and then WITHOUT her, it would be lacking.

So with all this info on Hinata’s confession lets fast forward a teeny tiny bit. After she got stabbed by pain, Naruto had a major spaz. Oh no! he’s turning into his tailed beast form!  Oh no! Now he’s 8 tails! And now inside of his body he’s peeling off the seal… And on Yamato’s hand it’s the 9… And I’m going to stop there because thats a whole other (awesome) story after that. WHY DID HE ALMOST TURN INTO 9 TALES??

BECAUSE OF HINATA ALMOST DYING.

Hmm, I don’t recall Naruto ever turning into a tailed form for Sakura… That’s cause he didn’t.

Why Sakura’s a Fleep.

scroll back up to the first GIF (moving picture). watch the whole thing. In the scene where Sakura’s healing Hinata, Sakura thinks “Hinata… You must really love Naruto…” So yes, Sakura knows Hinata loves him. (SPOILERS IN WHITE!) So then coming up to the Kage summit, Sakura’s all “Naruto, I love you!!!” And naruto’s answer. “I hate people who lie to themselves!”  he didn’t even show the slightest hint of happiness. He grew out of Sakura long after Hinata almost died for him. Take that.

Now let’s zoom some more. Ok, Naruto! Who do you pick? Sakura or Hinata? Hinata would always love him. She would always be there for him. She has extreme dedication. She would cook his meals, comfort him, she wouldn’t get angry at him. She would do what he wanted when he wanted. Hinata would be able to talk with him (Of COURSE she’d get over the shyness eventually) She would always show love. Always.  Now Sakura. It’s obvious that if they got married, they would fight. A lot. Like a lot. In Sakura’s creation and conception, Kishimoto said her base personality was “Someone who doesn’t understand men”. think about this now. Think about all the other Naruto characters, they have to end up with someone too. If Naruto ends up with Hinata, Sakura will probably end up with Sasuke. Everyone else will end up with whoever. Lets say NaruSaku happens. Who would be there for Hinata? possibility, Kiba. But still the one she loves is Naruto! She deserves the man she has always admired helped and cared for. And what about Sasuke? There’s always his fangirls and stuff, but they won’t be the same. I think Sasuke could actually go on his own, but what about restoring the Uchiha clan and stuff? …yeah… And If you say, Hinata and Sasuke could go to together – I like to think about pairings sensibly. I do not think that will happen. If you like SasuHina you have to remember that there is very very small possibility it will happen. Sorry. And besides, Hinata only has eyes for Naruto. But if she didn’t end up with him, she wouldn’t be the kind of girl to take it really hard. Besides, Sakura has quite a few possibilities. Well I guess the desicion is all up to Naruto. Which actually means it’s up to Kishi. So all I can do is wait. Who knows? Maybe Kishi won’t even say who ends up with who…

Please note that this post is all MY opinion! This does not mean NaruHina WILL happen! If you like NaruSaku (or any other pairing I bashed a little) then that’s your opinion. We don’t need to fight over what’s better (Even if thats what I was sort of doing here…)


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Monday Talkshow- Truth or Dare Special Part TWO

YOU STUPID FREAKIN COMPUTERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!

STUPID FREAKIN UGLY VISITERS!!!!!!!!!

STUPID FREAKIN STUPID ERRANDS!!!!!!!

GOD. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:((((((

Let me explain why I’m having a spazm.

So, yesterday, we had to go do some errands and only got back by three.

THEN visitors came over so I barely got anything done because I had to ‘spend time with them’.

THEN this STUPID computer that doesn’t even DESERVE to be called a computer SHUTS DOWN ON ME while I’m writing MT, not even saving the post a draft!!!!

It didn’t even shut back on.

So I went to sleep, really late. And woke up at 2:30 ish.

And now I am writing.

And what sucks even more? I think I caught a cold.

WHICH SUCKS.

So, I will end my rant and just continue with mt.

(GOSH)

*MONDAY TALKSHOW WILL START NOW XD*

Me: WAKE UP EVERYBODY!!!! *blows air horn*

Everyone: AUGH!!!!!

Me: Today, we have to VIP Guests joining us today!

Sasuke: Who, Yuri Lowenthal?

Me: N-

Sakura: Kate Higgins?!

Me: Not-

Gaara: Liam O’brien?

Me: *stress mark* Nooo-

Naruto: JUSTIN BIEBER!!!

Everyone: *stares at him weirdly*

Me: … No. Not quite… LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO… KIYORAKA AND HOSHIGUSA!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

Kiy and Hoshi: *poofs up into room*

Kiy: WOAH.

Hoshi: Travelling through smoke bomb is COOL.

Me: YEAH IT IS!!

Sasuke: Oh GOD not THEM.

Me: How do you know who they are?

Sasuke: I see them in my nightmares… *eye twitches*

Me: Oh…

Kiy: Yeah, it’s fun scaring Sasuke in his nightmares.

Me: Well then, where were we last?

Hoshi: The bottle just stopped!!

Me: Right! Okay then… *throws smoke bomb on the floor and the bottle shows up, pointing to…*

Kiy, Hoshi, and me: NEJI!!!!

Neji: Oh, god no!

Hoshi: Oh God yes!

Me: So, truth or dare, Neji?

Neji: Obviously, I’m going to choose TRUTH.

Me: What? Repeat that again?

Kiy: HE SAID HE CHOSE DARE.

Neji: Wha- NO!! I DIDN’T CHOOSE DARE!!!

Hoshi: He just said dare, so it counts!!

Neji: NO FAIR!! I DEMAND a re-do!

Me: TOO BAD!! But first, before I announce my dare for Neji, I’ll have to explain the rules-that-I-just-made-up-this-second!

Everyone: *groans*

Me: Firstly, there are no chickens. Well, except for Sasuke-

Sasuke: HEY.

Me: Just kidding dude! As I was saying, there are no chickens. Or freebies, or whatever you call the thing to get out of your challenge. NONE.

Gaara: YOU SUCK!!!!!

Me: SHUT UP, MOKUBA!!! … I mean Gaara!!

Gaara: …Mokuba…?

Me: Ignore what I just said there. SECONDLY, if you FAIL to do a challenge, you will get electricuted by these cuffs-that-I-also-just-made-up-this-second!!! And they are IMPOSSIBLE to take off!! Kiy, if you will, because neither me, nor Hoshi can snap.

Kiy: Okay!! *snaps*

POOF

Everyone: *wearing the cuffs of doom on their ankle*

Me: Thank you! And… Thirdly… Umm… That’s pretty much it!! I think… Well, WHATEVER!! Neji!

Neji: What?

Me: I dare you… to… JUMP ON THIS COUCH-THAT-APPEARED-JUST-NOW AND SING THE CANDY MOUNTAIN SONG!!

Neji: I don’t even know the words!

Me: FINE. Guys, let’s sing it!!

Kiy, Hoshi, and me: OH, when your down and looking for some cheering up!

Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave!

When you get inside you’ll find yourself a cheery land!

Such a happy, and joy-filled, perky, merry land!

They got lolipops and gummidrops and candy things!

Oh so many things that it will brighten up your day!

It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town!

It’s the meca of love the candy cave!

They got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats!

Candy rats! Chocolate bats! It’s a wonderland of sweets!

Buy a candy train to town and hear the candy band!

Candy bells! It’s a treat! As they march across the land!

Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground!

Turn around! It astounds! Its a dancing candy tree!

In the candy cave, imagination runs so free!

So now Charlie, please, will you go into the cave?

 

Neji: *blinks* …

Hoshi: You got it memorized?

Neji: Um… No, not really…

Kiy: WELL TOO BAD!!!

Me: Now start jumping  and singing!!

Neji: *gets on couch and starts jumping* Oh, when you’re down and looking for some… bla bla bla.

Then… uh… bla bla bla… bla bla bla-

Kiy, Hoshi, and me: FAIL!!

Me: Hoshi, if you will…

Hoshi: Yay!! *presses big red button*

ZAPP.

Neji: ACK!! *falls off couch and face-plants onto floor* … I think I broke my coccyx!

Hoshi: Oh, walk it off, you Mary-Sue! … I’ve always wanted to say that!

Neji: *glares*

Hoshi: It’s your turn now!!

Neji: Huh?

Hoshi: *screams into his ear* I SAID IT’S YOUR TURN TO DARE SOMEONE!!!

Neji: OW!!! GEEZ!! Fine. *spins bottle*

*bottle spins 8 times*

Kiy: You suck at spinning things.

Neji: Shut up! It landed on -

Hoshi: I’LL SAY IT!!! It landed on… KANKURO!!

Neji: … Do I have to??

Kiy, Hoshi, me: YESH.

Neji: … Fine.  Kankuro, truth or d-

Me: HE SAYS DARE.

Kankuro: I did not!!

Kiy: YES YOU DID!!

Kankuro: No I did-

Hoshi: He admitted it! He said ‘I did’!

Kankuro: That’s because you cut me off!

Me: Whatever! You said dare, you can’t change it! Neji! What’s your dare?

Neji: Let me think…. … … …

FOUR HOURS LATER

Kiy: … Are you done?

Neji: … Kankuro has to make out with one of his puppets.

Temari: He does that all the time! No fair!

Me: NO INTERUPTIONS!!! Kankuro get’s to choose his puppet!

Kankuro: Um… I choose… THE SASORI PUPPET!!

Everyone: *gasp*

Sasori: DUDE, I’M STILL ALIVE!!!

Kankuro: TOO BAD FOR YOU THEN! *leans in*

Me: STOP!! NO YAOI!! Kankuro, it’s obvious that you WANT to do it, so you fulfilled the challenge!

Kankuro: But I still want to!

Sasori: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Me: Kankuro… *presses button*

ZAP

Kankuro: OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!!!!!!!

Gaara: I thought you said that the person only gets shocked if they don’t do the dare?

Kiy and Hoshi: She lied!!

Me: Exactly. So, BEWARE!! MUA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!! *evil music*

Kiy and Hoshi: MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! *MORE evil music*

Everyone: *creeped out*

Me: Ahem, anyways… Kankuro, your turn.

Kankuro: Fine. *spins bottle*

*bottle spins 15 times*

Me: It landed on… Oh! It landed on Gaara!

Kankuro: *evil grin*

Gaara: You wouldn’t dare…

Kiy: GAARA SAID HE WANTS A DARE!!

Kankuro: I know!

Gaara: What? I d- … Whatever.

Kankuro: Gaara!!

Gaara: Kankuro?

Kankuro: I dare you… to… LICK SASUKE’S FOOT!!!

Kiy, Hoshi and me: *burst out laughing*

Gaara and Sasuke: WHAT?!

Kankuro: I SAID-

Sasuke: No, don’t REPEAT it! I-I REFUSE to have my foot licked my some gizzard-eating creep!

Gaara: HEY!!! Well, I don’t want to lick the foot of some crazy, emo chicken!

Sasuke: I AM NOT A CHICKEN!!

Gaara: ARE TOO!

Sasuke: ARE NOT!!

Gaara: ARE TOO!

Sasuke: ARE NOT!

Me: SHUT UP!! And too bad! You BOTH have to do your part of the challenge, or you BOTH will be electricuted! And plus, I’m the authoress, so what I say, goes.

Gaara: I hate her sooo much…

Sasuke: I will kill them all!!

Kiy: LET THE FOOT LICKING BEGIN!!!

Gaara: *gulps*

Kankuro: You could pretend it’s a lolipop! A Sasuke flavoured one!

Temari: *hits him over the head with her fan* Shut up Kankuro!

Kankuro: No, you shut- *notices Kiy giving him this TOTALLY scary look* N-nevermind…

Gaara: *licks foot* EWWW!!! *starts choking* EW EW EW EW EW!!!!

Sasuke: Oh, come on! My foot doesn’t taste bad!!

Gaara: *washing his tongue*

Kiy: Oh, I think it does.

Sasuke: Shut up!!

Kiy: TOO BAD, SUCKA!! MWA HA HA HA!!

Me: It’s Gaara’s turn now!! Yaaaay!

Gaara: Woohoo. *spins bottle*

*bottle spins 23 times*

Me: It landed on LEE!!!

Lee: I CHOOSE THE DARE!!!

Everyone: *looks at him weirdly*

Gaara: Um… Okay… Lee, I dare you to hug ten random people.

Kiy, Hoshi and me: BOOOO!!! *throws popcorn at him*

Lee: Okay!! *hugs Kiy*

Kiy: HUGS!! *hugs back*

Lee: *hugs Hoshi*

Hoshi: YAAAAY!!! HUGGY!!! *hugs back*

Lee: *hugs me*

Me: Yaaaa!!! *hugs back*

Lee: *hugs Gai and cries anime tears*

Gai: *does the same*

Lee: *hugs 6 other people cause I’m too lazy to list them*

Me: AWESOME!! Lee! SPIN DA BOTTLE!!

Lee: YOUTH!! *spins bottle*

*bottle spins 369 times*

Hoshi: Wow. Strong arm.

Kiy: It landed on NARUTO!!

Naruto: This is the first time I’ve been included in one of the talkshows! I think… BUT WHATEVER!! I choose DARE!! *covers mouth* Did I just choose dare?

Me: YES!!

Naruto: YOU MADE ME SAY THAT!!

Me: … yeah, I did! WHATEVER!! Lee! What do you dare Naruto?

Lee: I DARE NARUTO TO PLAY LEAP FROG WITH NEJI!!!

Neji: LEE?! WHY?!

Lee: You need to have fun sometimes Neji!

Naruto: I LOVE leap frog!!

Neji: NO. NO YOU DO NOT.

Me: *waving the button around* the shocks get worse everytime!

Neji: *glares* … Fine.

Kiy, Hoshi and me: YAY!!

*after the first leap, Neji bumps into Lee, causing Lee to lose balance, fall over, and knock over a lamp. Sakura raises her hands to stop the lamp from falling on her. While raising her hands, she elbows Kisame, making Kisame stumble, knocking over Samehada and making Samehada cut Madara’s head off.*

Me: … Good enough! NARUTO’S TURN!!

~~To be continued~~

I’m really tired right now. And I think it’s pretty long, so, I’ll either post the next part tomorrow, or sometime later. k bye.

~Pepporini456~

I’M BACK!!! +Sad O.M. news..

CHAPTER 504+505 SPOILERS! SKIP THE PURPLE FONT IF YOU WANT TO AVOID SPOILERS.

I’M BACK!! WHO? ME! THE BLOG ADMINISTRATOR!!! HAPPEE432, A.K.A. HOSHIGUSA!! You probably didn’t even know I was gone.But anyways, I’m back from my 2 week long vacation! I was welcomed by 2 new chapters for me to read! Yay! Again, verrdy verrdy sad chapter. Followed by….

MAITO GAI! (I iz manga readerz)

But… Gai! Yeah! So maybe… Maybe… Maybe… (But probably not) TEAM GAI. TENTEN AND NEJI AND LEE! The team gai fanatic is keeping her fingers crossed… But yeah. they might be popping out randomly! Like… Randomly! THIS HAS A POOR CHANCE OF HAPPENING THOUGH. BUT I’M BELIEVING IT IS.

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Um.. ok. Soooo, my vacation held many great… adventures. and surprises! Including… A leech bite on my foot, Jumping off a dock into slimy (really slimy) deep water for 10 bucks, watching the northern lights at midnight while really having to pee, and surviving the scariest thunderstorm ever (Kiy was there too!).  So enough about me! Now about this!

NO. MORE. ONEMANGA.

Why?, you ask? Well… because shut up.

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Aw, ok. Actually, I don’t know… (Awkward mommmmmenttt…) Well, I went onto O.M. and it said “Onemanga’s manga reader is now disabled because” ~Something or other-er~…I was too lazy to read it. Meh. But then it said “click HERE to read why.” i just X’d out the window. So yeah. No more onemanga… :cry: Well, you can still do EVERYTHING ELSE ON IT but you just can’t read. Which sucks.

Read the whole article here because I’m too lazy to explain everything. once again, I do not know why they stopped.

But there is still hope! for you. and me.

So… if you still want to read manga, and onemanga was your hotspot for free online manga reading, you can try these 2 other reliable websites.

MANGAFOX! I don’t know much about them, and I don’t really check their site… But sadly, they only show scans of unlicensed manga so that means no Naruto.

MANGASTREAM! Mangastream is what I reccomend. Naruto and Bleach and Onepiece (I think) come out on here every Thursday, really early. I always came here to read the weekly chapter because they’d get it much earlier than O.M. And they still do! They don’t have as much manga as onemanga did, but they do have good ones. Also, very high quality scans.

And still, there’s probably a lot of other sites out there.

POSTED BY HOSHIGUSA

Monday Talkshow and Happy Birthday Baki!

AHOLA (yes, I did mean to say ahola)!!! SCHOOLS IS OUTS!! Yay. Well, it was out like a week ago but WHATEVER.

So, YESTERDAY was actually Baki’s birthday, but I was at somewhere and when I came back home from the somewhere, I had to go to somewhere else, sooo… yeah.

WELL HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAKI!

 << That’s him.

FUN FACT- Baki is… a village elder! (elder makes him sound old)

And Im too lazy to think of another fun fact, so yeah.

I will give him a new curtain (refering to the one on his face)!!

So B.W.I.T.C.P!

NOW ONTO MONDAY TALKSHOW (which is much more important than Baki)!!!!!

THIS WEEKS VICTIM IS… DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!

(drum rolly sounds)

TEMARI!!

LE GASPE!

You’re probably thinking ‘Why torture someone as awesome as Temari?’. Unless you’re a Temari hater, then SCREW YOU! (no offense to Temari haters… somehow.)

Well I’ll give you three reasons why…

1. We need more girls on the show

2. I want a challenge

 and 3. … Er… We need more girls on the show!

THERE, HAPPY?!

Random Dude: No.

Me: THAN TOO BAD FOR YOU!

Random Dude: …

Okay, let’s start then!

*TALKSHOW STARTS…. NOOW!*

Me: *sitting in chair waiting*

Everyone else: *sitting in chairs waiting*

???: YOU HAVE TO OR SHE’LL KILL US!!

Me: *grins* And here they come!

Gaara and Kankuro: *dragging Temari onto the stage*

Temari: NOOO!! Don’t make me!

Me: Too bad! Eventually, even HINATA will have to go on!

Hinata: *gasps* Really?!

Me: Yeah. Sorry.

Hinata: *nods* I’ll be ready…

Me: Yeah, sure whatever. NOW THEN!! SIT DOWN OR I WILL YELL AT YOU SO HARD THAT YOU’LL NEVER WANNA GO TO TEXAS!!

Everyone: *gives me weird look*

Me: JUST SIT DOWN!!!

Temari: *sits down*

Me: Good… NOW THEN!! *throws a smoke bomb onto the ground*

POOF!

Temari: *sitting in the electric chair* WHAT THE-?!

Me: Yes, yes, I know! Blah, blah, blah, how did this happen, blah,blah,blah. This is my show! I can do ANYTHING!! But don’t worry! I’m doing this for a good reason!

Temari: How is TORTURE a good reason?! OH, I know now! NO! I will NOT admit that I like Shikamaru infront of everyone! *gasps*

Audience excluding Tenten, Hinata, Gaara, Shikamaru, and Kankuro: *gasp*

Me, Tenten, and Hinata: *snickers*

Gaara and Kankuro: *looks like they’re ready to kill Shikamaru*

Shikamaru: *snore* Zzzz….

Me: Well, that’s just great. This show is pretty much a waste since you just blurted out your feelings. Well, now what?

Temari: How about letting me go?

Me: No… ANY OTHER SUGGESTIONS?

Gaara: How about killing Shikamaru with my Sand Coffin?

Temari: GAARA!!

Me: No.

Temari: THANK YOU!!

Me: I think killing him by dropping an anvil on his head will be better.

Temari: PEP!!

Me: Hehe, just kidding! Any other suggestions?

Kankuro: How about-

Me: NO KILLING SHIKAMARU.

Kankuro: I wasn’t gonna say that! I was gonna say, how about killing Sasuke?

Sasuke: What? Why ME?!

Kankuro: I dunno.

Sasuke: Why not kill Suigetsu?!

Suigetsu: Why ME?! Why not Karin- oh right she’s dead already. WELL WHY NOT THIS PERSON?! *grabs Kisame*

Kisame: Suigetsu…!

Suigetsu: EEK!! I didn’t mean you uncle! I meant… I meant to grab this guy! *grabs Deidara*

Deidara: LET GO OF ME, H’mm!!

Kisame: Okay, I’m with you on that one.

Deidara: Kisame! YOU TRAITOR!!

Me: *untieing Temari* Shh… Let’s get out of here!

Temari: *nods*

Me and Temari: *sneaks away*

LATER THAT NIGHT…

Shikamaru: *wakes up* Huh? Why am I at…? Ah, whatever. *falls back asleep*

END.

Yeah, it kinda sucked. I didnt really feel like writing. Uh, bye.

~Pepporini456~

Weirdo Pictures of the day! (Cause I’m bored. deal with it!)

AS THE TITLE SAYS.

Click the link and I guarantee it will scare you:

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/027/d/6/MAD_FACE__by_Sasukegonemadplz.jpg

real screenshots! —–

POSTED BY HOSHIGUSA

Monday Talkshow- Boom Boom!

OMJ!! First off, it was…

CHOJI AKIMICHI’S BIRTHDAY ON MAY FIRST!!!

And I’m just like, ‘HOLY CRAP!! HOW COULD I FORGET?!’.  So, yeah! Happy-two-days-late birthday to him! I’ll give him… Food… and… food.

Fun Fact About Choji: The Kanji on his shirt says ‘Eat’.

Another Fun Fact about Choji: He hates it when people call him fat. He likes, chubby, big-boned, or pleasingly plump.

OKAY!! Birthday wishes to Choji in the comments!

Thats him.

SO!! Back to the talkshow! TODAY’S VICTIM IS….!

DEIDARA!!

Deidara: *sitting in a chair playing with clay*

Me: *STARE STARE STARE*

Deidara: *finally notices my appearance* Er… hi, yeah.

Me: *STARE STARE STARE*

Deidara: Will you stop that?

Me: *STARE STARE STARE* Nope.

Deidara: *rolls eyes* Whatever.

Me: *STARE STARE-* Ah, my eyes are burning up!

Deidara: *laughs*

Me: *throws a stuffed elephant at his head* SHUT UP!

Deidara: OW!! What the hell was that for?!

Me: *sticks tongue out* Oh right!

Deidara: What?

Me: *hugs Deidara* 152!

Deidara: Uh, what?

Me: I’m collecting hugs! I’m up to 152 now!

Deidara: Uh, that’s greeeaaat, yeah(note sarcasticness)

Me: Watcha makin’?

Deidara: Oh, just a-

Me: Make me a tomato.

Deidara: …What?

Me: And you gotta make it explode when I say three.

Deidara: I’ll say it again… What?!

Me: JUST MAKE ME A TOMATO!!

Deidara: Alright… *hands me tomato*

Me: Thank you! *walks to the audience and places it on Sasuke’s head* Here ya go Sasuke! A sorry present!

Sasuke: Why thank-

Me: DEIDARA!! THREEE!!

BOOM!!

Sasuke: *hair all black and stuff* MY HAAAAAAAAAIRRRRR!!! AGAAAIN!!! *runs out of room crying*

Me and Deidara and Joe the camera man: *laughing heads off*

Deidara: That was awesome, yeah!

Me: DOY!!

Joe: That’s what he gets for killing you, Deidara.

Me: Right, how DID you come back to life anyways?

Deidara: *shrugs* How should I know? You’re the one writing this, yeah.

Me: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight… I forgot.

Deidara: *sweat drops* Riiiiight…

Me: SO!! Have you been jumping through any windows lately?

Deidara: Uh… no…

Me: Do you plan to?

Deidara: Umm… No?

Me: Aww… We don’t get to see you then! (inside joke)

Deidara: Er… o..kay…

Me: SO!! Who do you like better, Sasori, or Tobi?

Deidara: Er, Sasori-danna, yeah.

Tobi: EH?! B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but WHYY?!?!?!? Tobi is a good boy!

Deidara: Atleast Sasori’s more mature.

Tobi: *runs out of room crying*

Me: *throws a cookie at Deidara’s head* YOU’RE SO MEAN!

Deidara: Well, it’s his fault.

Me: Whatever. You’re still mean.

Deidara: Whatever, yeah. *starts eating cookie*

Me: *stares at cookie*

Deidara: *looks at me and stops eating* What, you want some?

Me: No.

Deidara: Okay then. *finishes cookie*

Me: CHOJI!! DEIDARA ATE YOUR COOKIE!!

Deidara: WHAT?!

Choji: *chasing Deidara around the room* NOW YOU GOTTA GET ME ANOTHER COOKIE!

Deidara: *glares at me while running* I’M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!

Me: TOBII!! Deidara says he’s gonna kill me!

Tobi: *comes back in the room* Deidara-senpai! IT’S NOT NICE TO DO THAT!! * lectures Deidara about how he’s not nice while Choji chases him out the room*

Me: *peers out the door* Eh, okay. Well, I guess that’s it! And remember… Never wears socks and sandles…

Audience: *stares at me weirdly*

Me: LATER PEEPS!! *jumps out the window and lands on Deidara* Oh, hey Deidara!

Deidara: GET OFF ME, YEAH!!

Me: Why?

Deidara: BECAUSE CHOJI’S GONNA-

Choji: *grabs Deidara by the legs and swings him around in the air* BUY ME A NEW COOKIE!

Me: *get’s up and walks back into the studio* I’m just gonna… stay here for a little. *sits calmly in a chair*

Everyone in studio: *listening to Deidara and Choji bicker*

Me: Well, they’re not gonna stop anytime soon so… I guess I’ll go now! *pulls out smoke bomb* LATER PEEPS!! *throws down smoke bomb*

Audience: *coughing from smoke*

*smoke clears*

Me: *still standing there* *sweat drops* Ehehe… Er… bye! *runs out the room*

Naruto: That was… odd…

Tenten: Well, that’s probably the most normal goodbye we’ll get from her.

Neji: Yeah.

BOOM BOOM!!

And that’s the end! HOPE YOU LIKED IT!! Keep on coming for next week’s talkshow!

~Pepporini456~

Monday Talkshow- Pumpkins, Anyone?

WELCOME TO THIS WEEKS TALKSHOWW!!! YAY!! Sorry it took so long to get out. IT HAS A TITLE!!!

THIS WEEKS VICTIM IS…

(drum roooooolllllll)

NEJI!!! YEAH-NESS!!!!!!

Neji: Are you high?

Me: *glares at him* No! Why would I be? I mean, really! … Woah… you’re tall!

Neji: Alright then…

Me: YOU MUST SING NOW!!

Neji: What?

Me: SING SEXY BACK!

Neji: What?!

Me: I, SAID!! Sing Sexy Back!!

Neji: No!

Me: WHY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOT?!

Neji: Hm, heres an answer. Because I don’t WANT to?

Tenten: *stands up from crowd* Just sing Neji! You’re not bad! …much.

Neji: No! I hate singing! I only sang to you because you’re my girlfriend.

Me: You suck. I hate you. FINE!! Sing the Candy Mountain song!

Neji: Why?! I don’t even know the words!

Me: YOU SUCK TIMES TWO!! OKAY!! Sing-

Neji: I’m not singing!

Me: YOU SUCK TIMES  THREE!!! Fine! Be that way! Nyeh! Um… EAT THIS!! *shoves pie in Neji’s face*

Neji: What is it?

Me: PIE!! DOY!! And I thought you were supposed to be a genius.

Neji:I AM. What kind of pie is it?

Me: Er… Apple pie?

Neji: *glares* Really? No thanks. I’ll pass.

Me: *shoves pie into Neji’s mouth* THERE!! EAT IT!!

Neji: *spits pie out onto Sasuke’s hair* GROSS!! PUMPKIN!!

Sasuke: MY HAIIIRRRRR!!! *runs out of room screaming*

Neji: YOU SUCK!!

Me: Tenteeennnn… Neji’s being meeaannn…

Tenten: Neji!

Neji: She shoved it into my mouth!

Tenten: Right, like how Hanabi ‘threw’ a pumpkin at you.

Neji: SHE DID!! YOU WERE THERE!! YOU SAW!!!

Tenten: Don’t worry Pep, I’ll take care of ‘im.

Me: *grins madly* Yay! Tenten-chan’s NICE. Unlike NEJI.

Neji: I’LL KILL YOU!!

Me: *screams and hides behind Tenten* Tenten! Neji’s trying to kill meeeee!

Tenten: Neji!

Neji: Tenten! Really?!

Tenten: Yeah, really! How could you kill this poor, innocent girl?

Me: *gives Neji the peace sign and grins*

Neji: *glares and goes to sit back down* Fine. Let’s just end this.

Me: YAY!! Neji, you only suck times two now.

Neji: *rolls eyes* greeeaaat…

Me: SO!!! What do you think of Tenten-chan? TELL. THE. TRUTH.

Neji: Well… She’s a girl?

Me: Yeah. I kinda know that. What do you think of her? Is she… nice?

Neji: Yeaaah… kinda.

Me: There you go! Tenten! Neji thinks you’re kinda nice!

Tenten: R-right…

Me: What else?

Neji: Well… She’s my girlfriend?

Me: Aaand?

Neji: I… like her?

Tenten: *fake hurt* Y-you only LIKE me?!

Neji: NO! I LOVE YOU!

Audience: Awwwwwwwwwwwww…

Me: * still awww-ing even though everyone else stops*

Audience: . . .

Me: *STILL awww-ing*

Neji: Ahem.

Me: OH! You stopped. Okay, my bad. Errrrrr… Oh. We’re out of time… THAT SUCKS TIMES TWO MILLION THOUSAND HUNDRED!!

Neji: That’s not even a number.

Me: WHO SAYS?! I’LL MAKE IT A NUMBER!! I’LL SHOW YOU!! *marches off to the National Institute of Numbers*

Neji: Ummm…. Okay. I guess I’ll just-

SPALT!! Oops, I mean…

SPLAT!!!

Neji: *face covered with pumpkin* ARG!! HANABI!!!

Hanabi: Haha, you said arg! You’re a pirate!

Neji: I’M GONNA KILL YOU HANABI!!*chases Hanabi out of the room*

Tenten: *sighs* Here we go again…

AND THAT’S ALL!!

Liked it? I know it wasn’t as good as last week’s, but I forgot my idea for Neji so I had to plan another one…

FIND OUT THE NEXT VICTIM NEXT WEEK!

~Pepporini456~

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TENTEN!!!

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Ello! Today, it’s Tenten’s birthday! The Ninth! Of March! Fourth month! 2010th year! Well that means she’s 17! But that makes no sense because she was 17 before… ‘Cause in Naruto it’s complicated… They like, stay that age forever! Sad, hmm? So anyways… She should actually be 28! Yes, naruto has been going on for about 10 years. And that also means she is older than Neji (July 3rd)! And Lee (November 27)! And that means she’s the oldest out of the Konoha 11!   Starting… NOW~! Yay! Cheer cheer… Yahoo. Yeah.

So yes; also today, for you people that don’t know, Final Fantasy 13 ALSO came out today for PS3! So yeah! That’s what I’ll give her – FF XIII! But what else could she want?? More scrolls??? More weapons??? Hair pins??? A date with Neji (of course she does!!)??? For beloved Gai-sensei to shut up???? well I guess we’ll spread the B-day cheer to Tenten in the comments. Go ahead!!

And of course… The traditional B-day haiku…


Much birthday cheer to

Tenten, chuunin kunoichi

of the Leaf Village!


~Posted by Hoshigusa!!~

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