200,001 million days later… …
16 Sep 2011 4 Comments
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I guess I owe (another) explanation too, then?
*sigh*
My explanation?
No. I was not busy.
No. I was not sick (I am now, though…).
Yes. I was being lazy.
You guys gotta know, though… I don’t post for myself.
I post for others.
200,000 million days later… …
15 Sep 2011 5 Comments
Fail!
This has been, like, the longest time I’ve ever gone without a post hasn’t it? *cricket*
…I’m not going to make any excuses. All I can say is that I was busy for the majority of August. But that has nothing to do with it. Anyhoo… I just kind of stopped by to brush the dust off the shelves.
One good thing:
If you search “happee4″ on Google, the suggestion “happee432″ will come up. That’s improvement! And of course the first thing that comes up is “The Narutard Parade” complete with all this cool website sturfs that I fail at explaining.
Well on the time period I was gone we got about 10,o00 hits. …Hooray.
Defending Hinata
20 Nov 2010 15 Comments
in Hinata, naruto, neji, questions, rant, reveiw, tenten
“WHY I HATE HINATA
She’s weak, she’s whored out to every character, people only like her for her looks, her shyness is annoying, even in fillers she loses, after 2 years everyone has improved except her, she stalks Naruto like a freak and she rather cheer on Naruto then her OWN team.” More
Failure.
18 Nov 2010 8 Comments
in Hinata, naruto, neji, rant, tenten
(PLEASE DON’T READ COMMENT IF YOU ARE A FAN OF NEJIHINA. I DON’T APPRECIATE SPAM.)
Usually I use the term fail. This time I use the term failure. Because this is a failure. When people decide to spam up a anti-nejihina thread with “nejihina stuff” (note quotations), you start to realize how much of a failure this pairing is. What happened is a whole bunch of anti-nejihina fans and nejihina fans at a cyber-war. (I wasn’t part of this debate btw) Most of these anti-nejihina fans were NejiTen fans. So I decided to take a moment to consider this. Calmly.
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The Water Prison Scene Debate
Probably the most well known NejiTen scene is The Water Prison Scene. (In the scene, Kisame trapped Team Gai in water prisons, they got out of the prison, Tenten falls, Neji catches Tenten) SO… SOME FLEEPS DECIDED THAT THE WATER PRISON SCENE DID NOT HAPPEN IN THE MANGA. . . . . . . . . . . . why. BYTHEWAYITDIDHAPPENINTHEMANGAYOUPROBABLYJUSTDIDNTREADITRIGHTANDITHAPPENEDQUICKER!!!!!!
SO IN YOUR FACES.
Food for thought:
http://manga.animea.net/naruto-chapter-258-page-13.html
More food for thought:
http://manga.animea.net/naruto-chapter-78-page-12.html
(The main reason for Neji haters is from that battle. Why? He was being mean to Hinata. Yeah!! Let’s hate Neji because he was mean to Hinata!! ((Btw, I don’t hate Hinata, she is one of my favourite characters!)) He was mean to Hinata because he HATES Hinata!!! What if there was a person you really hated and you got a chance to all out fight them?)
In a previous post, I quoted the guy who said “The Water Prison Scene didn’t happen in the manga”.
Also, nejihina fans’ only words to fight against The Water Prison Scene are “BUT LEE CAUGHT TENTEN IN THE CHUUNIN EXAMS TOO!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!1!1″
Take this in, please: Lee is very… whats the word? … Noble? I don’t know… I doubt he caught Tenten out of love! There were multiple weapons on the ground, and Tenten was being flung to the (spiky) ground, unconscious, even after the match was decided. I think he would do that for anyone he was friends with, especially his team mates. I bet he would do that for even NEJI (even though it would be very weird… *twitch* ). Besides. Lee has a crush on Sakura. He still does. (And the nejihina fans ask, :BUT WHY DIDN’T NEJI CATCH HER THEN!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!1!!!!!!11111111!!!?????????? Answer: because since there were all these people around, he didn’t want the other people to see him as a weak opponent. OR, Lee beat him to it.
Last word: How Lee caught Tenten - http://manga.animea.net/naruto-chapter-74-page-2.html
http://manga.animea.net/naruto-chapter-74-page-3.html
How Neji caught Tenten -
Hmm… difference, much?
The "nejihina moment"
Note the quotations again. Why? It’s cause it DIDN’T HAPPEN. Well, to some nejihina fans it did. SO YEAH!!!!!!!!!1!!!!! HINATA WAS, LEIK, ALL, LEIK, DEAD, AND NEJI GOT SO ANGRY!!!!!!!!1!!1! I MEAN, LEIK, OEMG! I HAVE, LEIK, NEVER SEEN HIM SO ANGRY BEFORES!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!1!!
This above, is a parody of a quote of a nejihina fan! AND YEAS! HE GOT SO ANGRY!!!!!!! MORE ANGRY THAN THIS!!!
NOT ANGRY ENOUGH…. EVEN ANGRIER THAN THIS!!!!!!!!!!
SOOOOOOOOOO ANGRY!!!!!!! LEIK THIS!!!!!!!
EVEN ANGRIER THAN THAT!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!11!!!!
HOW ANGRY HE WAS!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!1: http://manga.animea.net/naruto-chapter-441-page-8.html WOW!!!!!!1! HE IS SO TOTALLY FLIPPING OUT!!!!!!! HE IS SPAZZING LIKE CRAZY OEMGS HE IS LEIK GONNA EXPLODE!!!!!! SO ANGRY!!!!!!!
(Not like he would do that for any other of the Konoha 11!!!!!!!!1!!!!!)
Yeah. Besides, if Neji showed concern for Hinata, like, dying, it’s because he’s asposed to protect Hinata! main branch, second branch, ring a bell? AND, if for some reason Hinata decided she wanted to date her COUSIN, i bet she wouldn’t be allowed to even date someone from the second branch!
and finally,
HINATA LOVES NARUTO NOT NEJI.
So conclusion? nejihina = epic failure.
Posted by Hoshigusa
(P.S. I advise NejiTen fans to read this reason, why. http://forums.narutofan.com/showpost.php?p=3978249&postcount=5820)
Naruto Pairings, FYI
19 Oct 2010 5 Comments
If you’re a narutard (like us, at The Narutard Parade), you probably like at least one naruto pairing. According to dictionary.com, the meaning of pairing = the lining up of the two homologouschromosomes or chromatids of each chromosome pair inmeiosis or mitosis.
or to put it simpler,
a coupling.
BUT WHY?
Why do we like pairings. Why. What amuses us in taking two Naruto characters and deciding they love each other? You wanna know why?
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I don’t know. Maybe because we have nothing better to do. But heres the logical explanation. BECAUSE ITS FUN. Here’s how the average narutard advances in the 11 stages of “Pairingosyndrom” = 1. You watch an anime called Naruto. 2. You see 2 Naruto characters. 3. They might be flirty, or friends. 4. Someone asks you “If so-and-so had to have a girl friend, who do think it would be?” you think a while and answer them. 5. You like them both and believe they would be good together. 6. You see a little bit of proof and you get real happy 7. You’re bored so you read a fanfic 8. You start watching Youtube videos 9. You start saying their names like, ex. “NaruHina” 10. You believe they WILL end up together 11. You start looking at “mature pictures of them together that shouldn’t be described on this site”
You probably have experienced at least half of these stages. If you think about it, how did you end up going from step 5, to step 11? And let’s say Naruto ends (it will eventually). What if so-and-so isn’t paired up with so-and-so? Then I guess you might be screwed. What if Kishimoto doesn’t even say who ends up with who? Then i guess you’re gonna have to be tormented for the rest of you’re life wondering whether they end up with each other, IF they do, or not, and probably who the other people end up with. And yes, I guess that might be good for you if you’re one of those people who likes 2 pairings with the same people which will probably never happen anyways (Like, say, you love NaruHina but you also love NaruSaku). I really hate people who do that, but thats just me.
Crack pairings. Why!?
Crack pairings. This is when you take 2 naruto characters who have no interest in each other, never really talked, or are hardly, to never in the same screen and decide they love each other.
WHY, I TELL YOU! WHY. I bet most people would say, “Because they’re HOT together!” or “They look good together!” or “Because they both have -this-and-this!” or something like that. Most crack pairings follow this rule = If they hate each other, they HAVE to be in love!
Well think about it this way. Say there’s this guy you don’t even know, but you saw him on the street like, once. Let’s say you’re a girl named Sally. Say his name is Bob. on the internet you stumble across a drawn picture of you and Bob kissing with the words: BOB X SALLY IZ LUV <3 <3 I bet you’d feel really. really. mad. Well, it’s not like the Naruto characters will ever see that, but what if they DID? Gratefully, most crack pairing fans know that the people aren’t going to end up with each other, but the people that DO think they’re going to end up together? Well those people are just crazy.
CONFESSION: I DO LIKE ONE CRACK PAIRING, BUT IT’S A LONG LONG STORY.
Yaoi and yuri.
Yaoi = Boy X boy
Yuri = Girl X girl
You know, I’m not even going to rant about this, because too many people like it. I do have one thing to say though. ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!!!!
Gaara…
Gaara gets his own category because there are just too many things to list. See, Gaara used to be this mean, heartless person that wanted to kill EVERYONE. Why would he love anyone? In Part II, he got better, but still, he doesn’t seem to be the person thats going to go and start a relationship, right???
GaaraHina. This is probably the most popular Gaara pairing. In my opinion, the most absurd. Yeah!!! Totally!!! Hinata’s gonna move to the sand village!!!! Then she’s gonna forget about Naruto!!!!! then she’s gonna decide she likes the Kazekage with no eyebrows!!!! And Gaara’s gonna decide he loves the random shy girl who showed up in the sand village and loves Naruto!!!! IT’S SO GONNA HAPPEN!!!! not. but why? they never spoke! They were in one scene together in pre-shippuden! I don’t get it.
GaaraSaku. Ditto. but they did share a lot of scenes together, but why would Sakura decide she likes Gaara all of a sudden when she has Sasuke and Naruto and possibly Lee?
GaaraTema. No comment. Just no. 
And btw, I’m not saying, “Hey Gaara! You’re gonna die alone!” If he has to end up with anyone, I hink it should be Matsuri. (And she is NOT a filler character!)
And this concludes my post for now. Until next time! Also if you’re really sensitive about you’re pairings,: This post was not ment to be offensive in any way!!!
POSTED BY HOSHIGUSA
Monday Talkshow- Truth or Dare Special Part TWO
18 Aug 2010 7 Comments
in CREEPER!, Deidara, funny, Hinata, monday talkshow, naruto, neji, ouch, questions, random, rant, sasuke, tenten, Uncategorized, weird
YOU STUPID FREAKIN COMPUTERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
STUPID FREAKIN UGLY VISITERS!!!!!!!!!
STUPID FREAKIN STUPID ERRANDS!!!!!!!
GOD. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:((((((
Let me explain why I’m having a spazm.
So, yesterday, we had to go do some errands and only got back by three.
THEN visitors came over so I barely got anything done because I had to ‘spend time with them’.
THEN this STUPID computer that doesn’t even DESERVE to be called a computer SHUTS DOWN ON ME while I’m writing MT, not even saving the post a draft!!!!
It didn’t even shut back on.
So I went to sleep, really late. And woke up at 2:30 ish.
And now I am writing.
And what sucks even more? I think I caught a cold.
WHICH SUCKS.
So, I will end my rant and just continue with mt.
(GOSH)
*MONDAY TALKSHOW WILL START NOW XD*
Me: WAKE UP EVERYBODY!!!! *blows air horn*
Everyone: AUGH!!!!!
Me: Today, we have to VIP Guests joining us today!
Sasuke: Who, Yuri Lowenthal?
Me: N-
Sakura: Kate Higgins?!
Me: Not-
Gaara: Liam O’brien?
Me: *stress mark* Nooo-
Naruto: JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
Everyone: *stares at him weirdly*
Me: … No. Not quite… LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO… KIYORAKA AND HOSHIGUSA!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Kiy and Hoshi: *poofs up into room*
Kiy: WOAH.
Hoshi: Travelling through smoke bomb is COOL.
Me: YEAH IT IS!!
Sasuke: Oh GOD not THEM.
Me: How do you know who they are?
Sasuke: I see them in my nightmares… *eye twitches*
Me: Oh…
Kiy: Yeah, it’s fun scaring Sasuke in his nightmares.
Me: Well then, where were we last?
Hoshi: The bottle just stopped!!
Me: Right! Okay then… *throws smoke bomb on the floor and the bottle shows up, pointing to…*
Kiy, Hoshi, and me: NEJI!!!!
Neji: Oh, god no!
Hoshi: Oh God yes!
Me: So, truth or dare, Neji?
Neji: Obviously, I’m going to choose TRUTH.
Me: What? Repeat that again?
Kiy: HE SAID HE CHOSE DARE.
Neji: Wha- NO!! I DIDN’T CHOOSE DARE!!!
Hoshi: He just said dare, so it counts!!
Neji: NO FAIR!! I DEMAND a re-do!
Me: TOO BAD!! But first, before I announce my dare for Neji, I’ll have to explain the rules-that-I-just-made-up-this-second!
Everyone: *groans*
Me: Firstly, there are no chickens. Well, except for Sasuke-
Sasuke: HEY.
Me: Just kidding dude! As I was saying, there are no chickens. Or freebies, or whatever you call the thing to get out of your challenge. NONE.
Gaara: YOU SUCK!!!!!
Me: SHUT UP, MOKUBA!!! … I mean Gaara!!
Gaara: …Mokuba…?
Me: Ignore what I just said there. SECONDLY, if you FAIL to do a challenge, you will get electricuted by these cuffs-that-I-also-just-made-up-this-second!!! And they are IMPOSSIBLE to take off!! Kiy, if you will, because neither me, nor Hoshi can snap.
Kiy: Okay!! *snaps*
POOF
Everyone: *wearing the cuffs of doom on their ankle*
Me: Thank you! And… Thirdly… Umm… That’s pretty much it!! I think… Well, WHATEVER!! Neji!
Neji: What?
Me: I dare you… to… JUMP ON THIS COUCH-THAT-APPEARED-JUST-NOW AND SING THE CANDY MOUNTAIN SONG!!
Neji: I don’t even know the words!
Me: FINE. Guys, let’s sing it!!
Kiy, Hoshi, and me: OH, when your down and looking for some cheering up!
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave!
When you get inside you’ll find yourself a cheery land!
Such a happy, and joy-filled, perky, merry land!
They got lolipops and gummidrops and candy things!
Oh so many things that it will brighten up your day!
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town!
It’s the meca of love the candy cave!
They got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats!
Candy rats! Chocolate bats! It’s a wonderland of sweets!
Buy a candy train to town and hear the candy band!
Candy bells! It’s a treat! As they march across the land!
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground!
Turn around! It astounds! Its a dancing candy tree!
In the candy cave, imagination runs so free!
So now Charlie, please, will you go into the cave?
Neji: *blinks* …
Hoshi: You got it memorized?
Neji: Um… No, not really…
Kiy: WELL TOO BAD!!!
Me: Now start jumping and singing!!
Neji: *gets on couch and starts jumping* Oh, when you’re down and looking for some… bla bla bla.
Then… uh… bla bla bla… bla bla bla-
Kiy, Hoshi, and me: FAIL!!
Me: Hoshi, if you will…
Hoshi: Yay!! *presses big red button*
ZAPP.
Neji: ACK!! *falls off couch and face-plants onto floor* … I think I broke my coccyx!
Hoshi: Oh, walk it off, you Mary-Sue! … I’ve always wanted to say that!
Neji: *glares*
Hoshi: It’s your turn now!!
Neji: Huh?
Hoshi: *screams into his ear* I SAID IT’S YOUR TURN TO DARE SOMEONE!!!
Neji: OW!!! GEEZ!! Fine. *spins bottle*
*bottle spins 8 times*
Kiy: You suck at spinning things.
Neji: Shut up! It landed on -
Hoshi: I’LL SAY IT!!! It landed on… KANKURO!!
Neji: … Do I have to??
Kiy, Hoshi, me: YESH.
Neji: … Fine. Kankuro, truth or d-
Me: HE SAYS DARE.
Kankuro: I did not!!
Kiy: YES YOU DID!!
Kankuro: No I did-
Hoshi: He admitted it! He said ‘I did’!
Kankuro: That’s because you cut me off!
Me: Whatever! You said dare, you can’t change it! Neji! What’s your dare?
Neji: Let me think…. … … …
FOUR HOURS LATER
Kiy: … Are you done?
Neji: … Kankuro has to make out with one of his puppets.
Temari: He does that all the time! No fair!
Me: NO INTERUPTIONS!!! Kankuro get’s to choose his puppet!
Kankuro: Um… I choose… THE SASORI PUPPET!!
Everyone: *gasp*
Sasori: DUDE, I’M STILL ALIVE!!!
Kankuro: TOO BAD FOR YOU THEN! *leans in*
Me: STOP!! NO YAOI!! Kankuro, it’s obvious that you WANT to do it, so you fulfilled the challenge!
Kankuro: But I still want to!
Sasori: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Kankuro… *presses button*
ZAP
Kankuro: OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!!!!!!!
Gaara: I thought you said that the person only gets shocked if they don’t do the dare?
Kiy and Hoshi: She lied!!
Me: Exactly. So, BEWARE!! MUA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!! *evil music*
Kiy and Hoshi: MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! *MORE evil music*
Everyone: *creeped out*
Me: Ahem, anyways… Kankuro, your turn.
Kankuro: Fine. *spins bottle*
*bottle spins 15 times*
Me: It landed on… Oh! It landed on Gaara!
Kankuro: *evil grin*
Gaara: You wouldn’t dare…
Kiy: GAARA SAID HE WANTS A DARE!!
Kankuro: I know!
Gaara: What? I d- … Whatever.
Kankuro: Gaara!!
Gaara: Kankuro?
Kankuro: I dare you… to… LICK SASUKE’S FOOT!!!
Kiy, Hoshi and me: *burst out laughing*
Gaara and Sasuke: WHAT?!
Kankuro: I SAID-
Sasuke: No, don’t REPEAT it! I-I REFUSE to have my foot licked my some gizzard-eating creep!
Gaara: HEY!!! Well, I don’t want to lick the foot of some crazy, emo chicken!
Sasuke: I AM NOT A CHICKEN!!
Gaara: ARE TOO!
Sasuke: ARE NOT!!
Gaara: ARE TOO!
Sasuke: ARE NOT!
Me: SHUT UP!! And too bad! You BOTH have to do your part of the challenge, or you BOTH will be electricuted! And plus, I’m the authoress, so what I say, goes.
Gaara: I hate her sooo much…
Sasuke: I will kill them all!!
Kiy: LET THE FOOT LICKING BEGIN!!!
Gaara: *gulps*
Kankuro: You could pretend it’s a lolipop! A Sasuke flavoured one!
Temari: *hits him over the head with her fan* Shut up Kankuro!
Kankuro: No, you shut- *notices Kiy giving him this TOTALLY scary look* N-nevermind…
Gaara: *licks foot* EWWW!!! *starts choking* EW EW EW EW EW!!!!
Sasuke: Oh, come on! My foot doesn’t taste bad!!
Gaara: *washing his tongue*
Kiy: Oh, I think it does.
Sasuke: Shut up!!
Kiy: TOO BAD, SUCKA!! MWA HA HA HA!!
Me: It’s Gaara’s turn now!! Yaaaay!
Gaara: Woohoo. *spins bottle*
*bottle spins 23 times*
Me: It landed on LEE!!!
Lee: I CHOOSE THE DARE!!!
Everyone: *looks at him weirdly*
Gaara: Um… Okay… Lee, I dare you to hug ten random people.
Kiy, Hoshi and me: BOOOO!!! *throws popcorn at him*
Lee: Okay!! *hugs Kiy*
Kiy: HUGS!! *hugs back*
Lee: *hugs Hoshi*
Hoshi: YAAAAY!!! HUGGY!!! *hugs back*
Lee: *hugs me*
Me: Yaaaa!!! *hugs back*
Lee: *hugs Gai and cries anime tears*
Gai: *does the same*
Lee: *hugs 6 other people cause I’m too lazy to list them*
Me: AWESOME!! Lee! SPIN DA BOTTLE!!
Lee: YOUTH!! *spins bottle*
*bottle spins 369 times*
Hoshi: Wow. Strong arm.
Kiy: It landed on NARUTO!!
Naruto: This is the first time I’ve been included in one of the talkshows! I think… BUT WHATEVER!! I choose DARE!! *covers mouth* Did I just choose dare?
Me: YES!!
Naruto: YOU MADE ME SAY THAT!!
Me: … yeah, I did! WHATEVER!! Lee! What do you dare Naruto?
Lee: I DARE NARUTO TO PLAY LEAP FROG WITH NEJI!!!
Neji: LEE?! WHY?!
Lee: You need to have fun sometimes Neji!
Naruto: I LOVE leap frog!!
Neji: NO. NO YOU DO NOT.
Me: *waving the button around* the shocks get worse everytime!
Neji: *glares* … Fine.
Kiy, Hoshi and me: YAY!!
*after the first leap, Neji bumps into Lee, causing Lee to lose balance, fall over, and knock over a lamp. Sakura raises her hands to stop the lamp from falling on her. While raising her hands, she elbows Kisame, making Kisame stumble, knocking over Samehada and making Samehada cut Madara’s head off.*
Me: … Good enough! NARUTO’S TURN!!
~~To be continued~~
I’m really tired right now. And I think it’s pretty long, so, I’ll either post the next part tomorrow, or sometime later. k bye.
~Pepporini456~
Please Kishi; Make These Battles More Interesting…
30 May 2010 3 Comments
in Hinata, naruto, neji, questions, rant
Hence the title. If you don’t get this, read the title again. Yet another rant post! This one won’t have as much spoilers as the last rant posts, “Is Naruto Ending? TT_TT” and “I Love Naruto, I depise Kishi”. So I was thinking; if Kishi had more opprotunities, he could really give some more Naruto characters even more awesome moves to make them much more interesting. Like for example,
KISHI’S MEMORY SPAN MAKES NARUTO CHARACTERS SLIGHTLY MORE SUCKISH THAN THEY SHOULD BE
- SAKURA – At the beginning, in part 1, Sakura was pretty weak compared to all the other Naruto characters. But she WAS really good at ninjutsu and the like. Also in the Land of Waves arc in part 1, she was said to be more of a “genjutsu type”. So Now in part 2, Tsunade teaches her medical ninjutsu and really, scary strong Taijutsu. So that’s her primary jutsu. Don’t get me wrong, Medic jutsu and super strength are really awesome, but Kishi totally ditched the idea of Sakura’s awesome Taijutsu and Genjutsu ability. See, if Kishi hadn’t gave up on those general topics, Sakura could be a pro at Tai, Gen, and Ninjutsu, and don’t forget even medical jutsu. See, Sakura would’ve been like, a Jonin level kunoichi that could seriously kick some ninja butt.
- NARUTO – I mentioned this a lot in the post “I love Naruto; I despise Kishi” so I’m not really going to go explaining this in detail. But I’m just gonna go through the rundown. Naruto’s only jutsu are Kage Bunshin and Rasengan/Rasenshuriken. Kishi gave him wind element right? Then why not give him some more awesome butt kicking wind type moves?? Also, what was Naruto doing with those 3 years with Jiraiya? Like Sakura and Sasuke learnt all these awesome moves, and Naruto learnt bullcrap.
- LEE – Kishi was all going into detail about Lee- “The genius of hard work” If Lee is constantly training, than he should’ve learnt more moves right?
- NEJI – Neji started training with Hiashi during the end of part one. The Hyuuga’s have all these awesome jyuuken moves and byakugan techniques. He seriously should’ve learnt more, considering Hiashi’s the current Hyuuga heir. But also, he could’ve did, but Kishi only gave him one battle in non-filler shippuden, so we can’t be sure yet.
- HINATA – Pretty much the same idea as Neji, but she’d probably be training with either Kurenai or just alone. But also, she’s not as bad when it comes to this as Neji, because she did learn one new move (not going to write down name for spoiler reasons).
- Also, Kishi could really make these people learn some elemental moves too. Like, way more than half of the naruto people don’t even have a confirmed element. I like answers!!
Posted by ~Still Ranting about Kishi!~ Hoshigusa
I Love Naruto; I Despise Kishi.
21 May 2010 4 Comments
in naruto, questions, rant, reveiw, spoilers, thursday Odyessy
THIS POST COUNTS AS THURSDAY ODDYESSY.
UM… YOU! EXTREME SPOILERS AHEAD! PLEASE READ! RED FONT!
WARNING: IF YOU DON’T READ THE NARUTO MANGA AT ALL THIS MAY CONTAIN SOME SPOILERS FOR ANIME WATCHERS! SO IF YOU DESPERATELY HATE SPOILERS I SUGGEST YOU DON’T READ THIS! YOU CAN NOT SUE ME IF YOU READ THIS! I REPEAT! YOU CAN NOT SUE ME! YOU CAN NOT BLAME ME! I WARNED YOU! YOU CAN NOT GET MAD AT ME! DON’T LET CURIOSITY GET YOU! THANK YOU! YOU MAY PROCEED TO THE POST NOW! ONLY IF YOU DON’T MIND A TINY… I MEAN HUGE SPOILER! FULL METAL ALCHEMIST SPOILER TOO!
Alright. Onto the post. If you remember my post from a long-some time ago – “Is Naruto Ending? TT_TT” –
EXACCCCCCTLY…
Well, all joy was found for me, when Sasuke ditched Naruto and Naruto went home. Even more joy was found when Naruto came home, and guess who was there? THE REMAINING KONOHA 11. Happy, happy, joy, joy. And then Naruto says: “I have to defeat Sasuke on my owwwwwnnn!!” And walks off. This made me mad, and this is a really good example of what I was saying last “Spoiler Post”. I WOULD LIKE TO SEE MORE CHARACTERS. And Is Kishi THIS forgetful? He left a lot of things hanging. Like, a lot! Here’s what he left for us. SASUKE TOOK ITACHI’S EYES! WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE KONOHA 11? WHAT HAPPENED TO SAKURA? WHAT ABOUT THE AKATSUKI? ARE THEY REVIVED? WHAT’S IN THE LAST BOX? DID ANKO’S TEAM FIND KABUTO? WHAT HAPPENED TO KABUTO? WHAT HAPPENED TO MADARA? WHAT HAPPENED TO GAI? HE WAS ON THAT BOAT! WHAT ABOUT THE “4TH NINJA WORLD WAR” THAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN??? WHAT ABOUT KARIN? IS SHE GONNA DIE OR WHAT???
And Kishi delayed all these things, just so Naruto could go to this stupid island with Killer Bee, who I’m sure like, no-one really cares about! THANKS KISHIMOTO-SENSEI! But now I guess we’ll just have to wait… and wait… and wait… But, I am REALLY tired of Naruto (the person of course). I mentioned this in a comment to Kiy. All he does is Clone! Clone! Clone! Rasengan! Clone! every battle, and that’s why I like Tenten. She has a load of neat weapons, so the battle can have a different style every time! The fights are more interesting! But seriously, Naruto’s element is wind, right? Wind is like, one of the coolest elements, so Kishi should let Naruto learn more super awesome Wind type moves! I mean, Rasenshuriken is really cool, but it’s pretty much just Rasengan but more powerful, so It’s technically just the same boring Rasengan. And for a main character even, I think he get’s WAY too much screen time. And he wins every single battle. Kishi should change up the tide a little bit. I hate it when people win too much! Like if it’s a battle with Naruto, I bet your already thinking “Oh yeah, of course he’s gonna win.” And you’d be suprised if he actually lost, right? But if he “lost” he’d probably just come up and like, kill the other person! (like the Neji vs Naruto battle) So it wouldn’t be suprising at all, cause you saw it coming, right. he lost against Sasuke. Once. That was it. And it was sort of obvious because you can’t just tie Naruto up right there. Ok, Sasuke! We’re going home! That would just epically suck. But if the main character loses once in a while, it would just make it so much more interesting! Like right now in the latest chapter, Naruto’s going to battle the 9 tails. Of course he’s gonna win, right! But of course i’m saying how the main character has to lose once in a while, but the main character can’t die as well. I like good fights. But that doesn’t mean somebody has to die in the end too. So I’d like to see Kishi let Naruto lose his share of battles too! But also, It’s really MUCH too late to let Naruto go losing alot all of a suppen. This manga has been going on for about 500 chapters, so it would be weird if Naruto suddenly started losing a bunch all of a sudden when he’s asposed to be so “kickass” now! Like even you know that when Naruto battles Sasuke, he’s gonna win of course. Even though Sasuke’s is like “so superly duperly strong” and won a good share of battles too! Actually, I think he never actually lost a battle. And you already know, Naruto’s gonna be the only one to defeat him. By himself. Like in Full Metal Alchemist, I expect it for only going on for like at least like 2 more chapters. So the main bad guy, everybody helped to kill him. I mean, EVERYBODY. Pretty much everybody in the series that was still alive. And Ed was sort of the one to land the finishing blow. That was a good manga though, because Ed didn’t HAVE to kill the last guy. I actually suspected that it would’ve been Ed’s dad to finish him off. But if you think about it, that would be really stupid if they did that for naruto. Because unlike FMA’s final villain, Sasuke isn’t a God. He’d actually be dead in about a minute if every single person in Naruto teamed up to attack him. The FMA guy was a god, that could like, kill someone by poking them. Well I guess a Hyuuga can do that too, but I mean like, normal, non-jyuuken poke. And he didn’t even care even though he was being like, blasted by a tank. Another reason that would be silly for Naruto, is that you know it would be impossible for that to happen. Naruto HAS to defeat Sasuke on his own. It would just be really odd if say, Shino killed Sasuke, right? But this is a really really long post, so I think I’ll tie it up now. But if you can remember any other times that Sasuke or Naruto lost, please comment below! And if they lost in a filler, that doesn’t count! Because fillers suck. And no-body cares about them.
Posted by ~The Kishi Ranter~ Hoshigusa
Thursday Oddyessy – Olive Rant
29 Apr 2010 1 Comment
in questions, random, rant, reveiw, thursday Odyessy
You know what I hate? Olives. Yes, olives.
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I mean, they’re all green and squishy and dry tasting! And the red thing inside is called a pomento. And it’s flavorless! I mean, if you had to stuff something or other-er with something or other-er, why would you make it flavorless anyways??? I mean,
DUDE.
The olive is already pretty much flavorless by itself (exept for that dry, bitter taste) so why stuff it with something flavorless
SERIOUSLY.
And when you buy olives, are they always pickled? Cuz if they were, then that’s an insult to pickles! The only real good thing about olives? – olive oil.
Posted by ~Yes, olive’s ARE my least favorite food~ Hoshigusa
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