HAPPY NEW YEAR!! (I NEED IDEAS!)
01 Jan 2011 7 Comments
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Haaaappyyyy New Year!!! 2011, here I come!
New Years Resolution: POST MORE!
Urgh… I feel so BAD because I haven’t been posting!!!! Meeeh… I’ve been visiting families over the holidays and stuff, but I really wish I posted more. I can’t think of any freakin’ ideas!!
I’m still working on my Naruto Fairytale series (which I haven’t even finished one chapter of), and I am STUCK on what I should do for my NaruHina story (but I’m aiming towards more of the ‘seriouser’ ((and yes I know ‘seriouser’ isn’t a real word)) side so…)!!
Monday Talkshow hasn’t been good either, if you’ve noticed. I need ideas for that too!
Oh! And since it’s the new year, I was wondering if I should keep doing Monday Talkshow or… do something different.
I miiiiight be able to get most of my first chapter of my Naruto Fairytales done, so that could be up soon. I’ll be posting the chapters of it on a page on the blog until the chapter number starts building up.
Um… So… yeaaaah…. And again, I’m sorry I haven’t been posting. It makes me feel bad so I’m trying to stop that.
AND NOW, GETTING AWAY FROM MY PROBLEMS… More
Monday Talkshow Hangman Special Part TWO
07 Dec 2010 1 Comment
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‘Ello. Do I have anything else to say?
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Nooooooooope!!! ONTO MONDAY TALKSHOWWWWW!!!
.~MT staaarrrtttsssssss!!~. More
Monday Talkshow- INSERT TITLE HERE
30 Nov 2010 1 Comment
in CREEPER!, funny, monday talkshow, naruto, ouch, questions, random, sasuke, weird
Helloooooooooooo!!… I have nothing to say… I think… *thinks* Nope, nothing! LET’S GET ON WIT’ IT!!
.~Monday Talkshow… BEGINS!!~. More
Monday Talkshow Special PART FOUR
23 Nov 2010 32 Comments
in CREEPER!, funny, Hinata, monday talkshow, naruto, ouch, questions, random, sasuke, weird
Hellooooooo. FOUR WEEKS. FOUR WEEKS WITHOUT MONDAY TALKSHOW. I’m sorry.
It’s so cold here where I live, and it kinda brings my mood down, so don’t blame me if this SUCKS (plus I haven’t written much in a long time so…)
And to all the birthdays I missed, I think I’ll just kinda stop that now, doing the birthday posts. I MIGHT do it once in a while, but yeah…
AND PLEASE GIVE ME IDEAS FOR NEXT MONDAY TALKSHOW, BECAUSE SINCE IT’S ME, IF I DON’T GET ANY IDEAS THE MT WITH PROBABLY AND MOST LIKELY SUCK. EGGS.
Thank you.
.~MT STARTSSSSSSSS~.
Me: *walks in the studio* HEY!!! I AM BACK AND ALIVE PEOPLE!!!! *looks around* … They gone!!!! Well then, *throws down smokebomb* COME BACK TO ME MY PRETTIES!!! *evil witch laugh*
POOOOFFF.
*everyone poofs up in their seats*
Everyone: Huh… HEY!!!!
Me: HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!! ^-^
Everyone: . . . . . . . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Me: WELL!!! That’s INSULTING!!!
Everyone: GOOD.
Me: . . . Where’s Sasuke?
Hinata: H-he’s being examined by t-the Medical Corps right now.
Me: Ah… So um… What now?
Suigetsu: Hey! Where’s the two devil things?
Me: You mean Kiy, and Hoshi?
Suigetsu: Yeah!!
Me: They left.
Suigetsu: THANK GOD!!!
Me: YOU WANNA DIE?!?!?!?!?
Suigetsu: *shrinking down in his seat* Nooooo…
Me: Good.
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.
.
Me: ANYONE WANNA GO FOR TODAY’S VICTIM?!?!
Everyone: … … …
Me: No takers, huh? *sees the big red button* Hey… What does this do? *presses it*
Everyone: NO!!!
Me: Hm? Why?
Everyone: BECAUSE THIS EVIL GREMLIN WILL COME OUT AND LATCH ONTO SOMEONE’S LEG AND SING THE ‘GO DIEGO GO’ THEME SONG AND IF YOU TELL IT TO SHUT UP, IT’LL SPIT IN YOUR EYE!!!!!
Me: . . . Well nothing’s happening.
Everyone: …
Hinata: M-maybe it was just the one time…
Everyone else: Y-yeah…
MEANWHILE, OVER HERE…
Sasuke: *waiting to be examined* …
POOF!!!
*gremlin pops up and latches onto Sasuke’s leg*
Sasuke: Huh? AAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!
Gremlin: GO DIEGO GO!!! DEEP INSIDE THE JUNGLE WHERE NATURE IS RUNNING WILD!! COMING TO THE RESCUE IS A VERY SPECIAL CHILD!!
Sasuke: NOT THIS AGAIN!!!!! HELP!!!
Gremlin: TALKING TO THE ANIMALS AND SWINGING FROM A VINE!!! THIS ROUGH AND TOUGH ADVENTURER IS WORKING ALL THE TIME!!!
Sasuke: GOD!! GET OFF OF ME!!!
Gremlin: YO VIENE DIEEEEEGOOO!!! DIEEEGOOO!!! DIEEEGOOO!!! GO DIEGO GO!!
Sasuke: RRRRRRR!!! SHUT. UP!!! *covers mouth* GOD, WHY DID I SAY THAT?!?!
Gremlin: *spits in Sasuke’s eye*
PTOOEY!!!
Sasuke: AH, GOD, MY EYE!!! WILL NO ONE HELP ME?!
Gremlin: ALICIA’S ON A MISSION WE’RE GOING FOR A RIDE!!! DIEGO’S ON THE ROAD WITH BABY JAGUAR BY HIS SIDE!!
Sasuke: ASDAGJDSJSAKFDKSAFKAFKSDFDKAFSDAAAA!!!!!! GO AWAY!!!!
Gremlin: DISCOVERING TOGETHER, YEAH, WE’RE ALWAYS HAVING FUN!!! HELPING OUT EACHOTHER IS GOOD FOR EVERYONE!!! AND THERE GOES DIEEGOOO!!! DIEEEGOOOO!!! DIEGOOOO!!! GO DIEGO GO!!!!!!!
POOF!!
Sasuke: … Phew!! THANK GOD IT’S GONE!!!!
.
.
.
Sasuke: *looks at hands* … I… I’M CURED!!!! I’M CURED!!! THAT GREMLIN SPIT DID THE TRICK!!! … Wow, never thought I’d say that. Ever. BUT WHATEV!!!! I’M FREEEEEEEEE!!! *running around in his Uchiha boxers*
BACK OVER HERE…
Me: … I’m boooooored…
Sasuke: *suddenly crashes through the door* AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I’M BACK!!!!
Everyone: *stares* . . .
Me: ROFLROFLROFL!!
Sasuke: … what?
Me: YOU’RE IN YOUR BOXERS!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Sasuke: ACK!!!!!! STOP!!! TURN. OFF. THE. CAMERA. NOWWWW!!!! *destroys camera*
Joe: … Hey… That was the only camera… I’M GONNA KILL YOU!!! *chases Sasuke around*
.~MONDAY TALKSHOW END~.
And somehow, all that “footage” (?) showed up here.
Hope you liked. I tried, I tried.
IDEAS PLEASE!!!
(~’.')~Pepporini456~(‘.’~)
Monday Talkshow Special PART THREE!! XD
19 Oct 2010 6 Comments
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MEH.
Sorry I missed last weeks talkshow, I had homework all week pretty much, and was at places on the weekend.
And also…
AFDSGHDAGJD!!!! I still haven’t gotten around to completeing my Naruto birthday list, but I know that Granny Chiyo’s birthday was on friday, the 15th of October… And Asuma-sensei’s birthday is today!! YAY. So happy birthday to themmmm!!
… ONTO MONDAY TALKSHOW!!!
.~MT STARTS NOW!!~.
Sakura: *chasing Sasuke around the studio) SASUKE!! IT’S BEEN TWO WEEKS!! JUST TAKE THE FRIGGIN’ SHOT!!
Sasuke: NO!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! *runs for the door*
Me: HEY!!! I’M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! *Sasuke runs into me* HEY, PUNK!!!
Sasuke: ACK!! IT’S YOU!!
Me: Yup! Along wiiiiiith…
Kiy: MEEEEE!!!! Aaaand…
Hoshi: MEEEEE!!! YAY!!!
Everyone: … yay…
Me: So YAY!!! I got the smokebombs fixed!!
Everyone: … yay…
Me: You guys are real downers, huh?
Everyone: … yep…
Me: OKAY!!! … Uh… *looks at Sasuke and shivers* We need to fix this… thing.
Sasuke: HEY!!! I’M NOT A “THING”!!
Kiy: HAHA, are you sure?
Sasuke: *looks at himself* … You’re right I am messed up.
Hoshi: NOW TAKE THE FREAKING SHOT!!!
Sasuke: NOOOOOO!!!!!!! *runs away but bumps into Kiy* ACK!!
Kiy: *restrains him* TAKE THE SHOT!! *brings him over to Sakura*
Sakura: *pokes the needle into Sasuke’s arm* There.
Sasuke: OW!! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOOOODD!!
Sakura: SUCK IT UP, OR I’LL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO THE GROUND!!!
Sasuke: Sucking it up now!
Sakura: Good. Well, I gotta go check this blood sample. BYE!! *runs out the door*
Kiy, Hoshi, and me: BYE SAKURA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!
Sasuke: Yeah, bye.
Me: Um… I got… nothing else… to… say… K BYE!!
Kiy: BYYYYEEEEE!!!
Hoshi: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
~End~
Bleh, sorry, that sucked. I NEED IDEAS!!!! …please.
… K BYE!!
~Pepporini456~
Monday Talkshow Special Part TWO- GO DIEGO GO!!
05 Oct 2010 1 Comment
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PART TWOOOO!!! Thanks for the ideas guys!! (mainly two people…)
LETS GET ON WIT IT!!!
.~MONDAY TALKSHOW STARTS NOW~.
Sasuke: … I choooooooooooooooooooooooooseee….
Everyone: JUST PICK ALREADY!!
Sasuke: FINE!! I CHOOSE… uh… NARUTO!!! *gasps* WHY THE F**K DID I SAY THAT?!?!
Me: *pops up on screen* IT’S MEEEEE!!!
Sasuke: *girly scream*
Me: … dude. ANYWAYS, NARUTO, YOU WILL BE THE VICTIM THIS TIME!!
Naruto: REALLY?! THANK YOUUU!!! *eyes sparkle*
Me: … Uh… Yeah…
Sasuke: DID YOU MAKE ME PICK HIM?!?!?!
Me: … YES!! AREN’T I AWESOME?!
Everyone: NO.
Me: … FINE!! GOOD DAY. *goes away*
Sasuke: Why do I have to interview NARUTO?! He’s BORING.
Naruto: AM NOT!!
Sasuke: ARE TOO!!! You just sit around and eat RAMEN all the time. And when you’re not doing that, you’re sitting in a corner begging for me to come back because you KNOW you can’t live without me!
Everyone: ooooooooooh!!
Me: *pops back up on the screen* HEY!! NO YAOI!!
Sasuke: IT’S NOT YAOI!!!
Me: …sure sounds like it… *goes away*
Sasuke: JUST ADMIT IT!! YOU CAN’T DO ANYTHING ON YOUR OWN!!
Naruto: CAN SO!! I … I PLANTED A VEGETABLE!!! YEAH!! A TOMATO VEGETABLE!!! AND YOU CAN’T HAVE ANYYYYY!!!
Sasuke: Tomatos are… FRUITS YOU DUMB-ASS!!! YOU DARE MOCK THEM?!
Naruto: VEGETABLE!!!
Sasuke: FRUIT!!
Naruto: VEGE-
Me: *pops up on the screen* HEY!! STOP ABUSING THE CAPS-LOCK!!!
Naruto and Sasuke: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!!
Me: YOU BETTER STOP GOING ON CAPS-LOCK YOU’RE GONNA PAY!!!
Sasuke: OH YEAH?!! HOW?!
Me: *holds up button and presses it* MWA HA HA HA HA!!!
Everyone: *GASP*
…
…
…
Sasuke: HAHAHAHA!!!! IT DIDN’T WORK-
POOF!!
*theres a gremlin attached to Sasuke’s leg*
Everyone: … WHAT THE F**K?!
Gremlin: GO DIEGO GO!!! DEEP INSIDE THE JUNGLE WHERE NATURE IS RUNNING WILD!! COMING TO THE RESCUE IS A VERY SPECIAL CHILD!!
Sasuke: WHAT THE F**K IS THIS, I DON’T EVEN-
Gremlin: TALKING TO THE ANIMALS AND SWINGING FROM A VINE!!! THIS ROUGH AND TOUGH ADVENTURER IS WORKING ALL THE TIME!!!
Sasuke: SHUT UP!!!
Gremlin: *growls and glares at Sasuke*
PTOOEY!!
Sasuke: … IT SPIT IN MY EYE!!! IT SPIT IN MY EYE!!! GAAAAHHH!!! I’M NOW COMPLETELY BLIND IN THAT EYE!! *runs around like crazy, the gremlin still on his leg*
Gremlin: YO VIENE DIEEEEEGOOO!!! DIEEEGOOO!!! DIEEEGOOO!!! GO DIEGO GO!!
Naruto: *ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL* HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU FAIL SASUKE!!
Sasuke: SHUT UP LOSER!!
Gremlin: ALICIA’S ON A MISSION WE’RE GOING FOR A RIDE!!! DIEGO’S ON THE ROAD WITH BABY JAGUAR BY HIS SIDE!!
Me: HAHAHAHA!!! KIY!! HOSHI!!! CHECK THIS OUT!!
Kiy and Hoshi: *look at the scene* … HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sasuke: *still running around*
Everyonelse: . . . *in their heads* What. the. hell.
Gremlin: DISCOVERING TOGETHER, YEAH, WE’RE ALWAYS HAVING FUN!!! HELPING OUT EACHOTHER IS GOOD FOR EVERYONE!!!
Sasuke: YOU. SHUT. UPP!!!!!!!!!
Gremlin: PTOOEY!! *spits in Sasuke’s other eye*
Sasuke: AH!! NOW I’M BLIND IN BOTH EYES!! AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! *slams into wall* … OW!!
Gremlin: AND THERE GOES DIEEGOOO!!! DIEEEGOOOO!!! DIEGOOOO!!! GO DIEGO GO!!!!!!!
POOF.
Sasuke: *gremlin is gone*
…
…
…
Sasuke: … THANK GOD, IT’S GONE!!!
Sakura: *gasp* SASUKE!! YOU-Y-YOU…
Sasuke: … What?
Everyone: *wide eyed* . . .
Sasuke: … WHAT?! SOMEONE TELL ME!!
Sakura: *hands him a mirror*
Sasuke: …
Silence.
…
Sasuke: WHAT THE F**K?!?!?! WHY AM I A….
Me: *pops back up on screen* AH!! WHAT’S WRONG WITH SASUKE?! WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT GREMLIN DUDE?!
Sasuke: I DON’T KNOW!!!! AHH!!! I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS!!! *goes and cries in an emo corner*
Sakura: Awww, it’s okay, Sasuke, we’ll fix you! But first we need a blood sample! *get’s out giant needle from somewhere*
Sasuke: DON’T TOUCH ME WITH THAT THING!!! *runs away*
Sakura: OH C’MON SASUKE!! STOP BEING SUCH A BABY!!! *chases him*
Me: … Well this is amusing…
END.
Hope you likie! I got nothing much else to say, so… bye…
~Pepporini456~
Not Really Monday Talkshow Special…
27 Sep 2010 32 Comments
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WEEEELLLLLL… I did not get any ideas. So, I won’t even try to write without a though of what I’m gonna do.
Don’t worry though, I’m gonna do monday talkshow next week.
SO INSTEAD OF MONDAY TALKSHOW, I WILL DO THIS. … … …
(CONTAINS EXPLICIT STUFF…)
I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THIS.
That video belongs to LittleKuriboh/CardgamesFTW. You can visit his channel here- http://www.youtube.com/user/cardgamesftw?blend=1&ob=4#p/u
The comic belongs to indecisivepancake. Find the original comic, as well as many others, here- http://indecisivepancake.deviantart.com/art/fun-in-Yugi-s-mind-177314482
And heres another video from LK…
That video belongs to LK, le duh.
You can find the original video here- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs
…
OH YEAH, it was Shika’s and Ino’s birthday last week. Shikamaru’s on the 22nd and Ino’s on the 23rd. Forgot.
And please try to think of ideas for the next MT. … k thanks…
~Pepporini456~
Monday Talkshow Special and Happy Birthday to the people I missed!
21 Sep 2010 2 Comments
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YO!!! It’s MONDAY!!! … Why am I happy? BECAUSE I GET TO WRITE MONDAY TALKSHOWWWW!!! YA!
So, I gotta say somethin’ first. Yesterday was Nagato’s birthday, and on the 15th was Kakashi’s birthday. I know I missed a whole bunch of others, but I never really got the time to complete my birthday list (again). And plus, those are the people that are important. So Yay! Happy birthday to them!
ONTO MONDAY TALKSHOW BEFORE I LOSE INTEREST!!
As you can see (probably), it’s ANOTHER special of Monday Talkshow. Because I got the idea last week. And as you know (probably, if you’ve read MT before), when it’s a special, something, well, SPECIAL, will happen! Yay!
Uhh… LET’S START!! 
~*MONDAY TALKSHOW STARTS…. NOOOOOWW!!*~
Everyone: … *waiting in silence*
*cricket, cricket, cricket*
Everyone: …
*cricket, cricket, cricket*
Everyone: …
*cricket, cricket, cricke-*
Sasuke: THAT’S IT!! WHERE IS SHE?!
Sakura: Sasuke, calm down!
Sasuke: I most definitely will NOT calm down! We’ve been waiting here FOREVER!! How long does she intend to-
Me: *on a screen that just randomly appeared on the wall on the stage* SURPRISE–!
Sasuke: *girly scream and jumps into Sakura’s lap*
Me: … Really, Sasuke? Really?
Sasuke: *calms down* … You never saw that.
Me: Eh… Suuuuure… Aaaaanyways, as I was saying… Ahem! SURPRISE, IT’S ME!!
Everyone: … Yay…
Me: Thank you for your enthusiasm guys. Geez! I’m not that bad, am I-
Everyone: YES. YES YOU ARE THAT BAD!
Me: … Wow. AAAAnyways, you guys are wondering why I’m not there right.
Everyone: YES.
Me: Well, you know how my smokebombs weren’t working?
Everyone except for Suigetsu: Yes…
Suigetsu: NO.
Me: … Ah, yeaaaaah… Well, so to get them fixed, I have to go back to where I got them from-
Sasuke: Which would be…?
Me: Uh, I got them from this guy.
Sasuke: Which lives…?
Me: In this far away place.
Sasuke: Which is called…?
Me: It’s called… MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS YOU STUPID CHICKEN HEAD!!! … Town.
Sasuke: . . .
Me: So yeah, I gotta get these things fixed. And while I’m away… SASUKE WILL BE THE HOSTESS!!! … I MEAN HOST!!!
Sasuke: What?!
Me: I said… SASUKE WILL BE THE HOST!!!
Sasuke: … WHAT?!
Me: I… SAID… SASUKE WILL-
Sasuke: I KNOW THAT!!! Just why ME?! Why not get someone else?! Like, Kiy, or Hoshi?!
Me: Kiy and Hoshi are with me! SAY HELLO GUYS!!!!
Kiy: *grabs camera* HELLO!!
Hoshi: *grabs camera* HI!!!
Me: And there you have it.
Suigetsu: HELLO!!!!
Sasuke: … That just shattered my ear-drum. THANKS ALOT!!
Me: Your welcome! So, SASUKE!! YOU ARE IN CHARGE!!
Sasuke: NO!!
Me: Oh, so you DON’T wanna torture ANYBODY you hate?
Sasuke: Uh…
Me: Oh, no. It’s okay, I’ll just find someone else then… SUIGETSU!!
Suigetsu: WHAT?!
Me: I want you to be host since Sasuke doesn’t want to!
Suigetsu: Um… Ok-
Sasuke: NO!! NO! It’s okay!! I’ll be host!!
Me: YAY!! Now choose whoever you want, do what you wanna do. Like the electric chair, or make something up yourself, I DON’T CARE!! As long as you don’t press the red button.
Sasuke: What red button?
Me: THIS red button *holds it up*
Sasuke: Well how can I press it if you have it?
Me: Oh right…
Sasuke: … What would happen if someone pressed it?
Me: … The world would blow up… HA. JUST KIDDING!! If someone presses this button then… then… well, actually, I don’t know what’ll happen. I just know NOT to press cause it says on the button, DO NOT PUSH!!
Sasuke: Okay…
Me: Soooooooo… BYE!!
Sasuke: Wai- Aand, she’s gone.
Sakura: So, Sasuke who ya gonna choose?
Sasuke: I CHOOSE ITACH-
Me: *pops back up on the screen* OH YEAH!!
Sasuke: *screams like a girl… again*
Me: … Yeeaaahh… I forgot to tell you, you CAN’T choose someone who’s already been on the show.
Sasuke: AWWW!! WHY NOT?!
Me: BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!! NOW GOOD DAY!!! *screen goes black*
Sasuke: FINE!! I CHOOSE… Um… Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh… Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….
Everyone: MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!
Sasuke: I CAN’T THIINKKK!!!
Everyone: WELL THINK OF SOMETHING YOU CAN THINK OF!!!
Sasuke: Um… Okay… I choose…
~END~
Sorry, but seriously, I CANNOT think of any ideas for MT this week. HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH!!! And give me an idea for what that ‘red button’ could do if you pressed it too please!! HELP!!
~Pepporini456~
Monday Talkshow- Truth or Dare Special Part SIX
13 Sep 2010 6 Comments
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HI!! It’s PART SIX of… THIS. (YGOTAS REF.) Yes, THIS!! Monday Talkshow Truth or Dare Special part SIX!! And the final part too.
3… 2… 1… LET IT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!! Just kidding! LET IT STAAAAAAAART!!
~MT starts NOW~
Me: … So, Temari was daring Hinata!
Temari: I dare you to…
Hinata: To…?
Temari: To bake gross pies and sell them to people outside the studio!!
Hinata: W-what? B-but, that’s so mean…
Kiy: You gotta do it Hinata!!
Hinata: O-okay.
Me: Here. *hands her a video hat and a ear-speaker thingy*
Ino: HEY!! how come she got a hat?!
Me: Because I like her better. NOW HAVE YOU FOUND THAT HOBO YET?!
Ino: NO- OH!! Wait! I just found one! *grabs hobo*
Hobo: What’re you doin’ girly?
Me: YOU GOTTA HANG OUT WITH HER!!
Hobo: *in a fighting-stance* WHAT? W-who spoked? Where you at, ya little devil!? *muttering other un-important crazy-talk*
Ino: LET’S JUST GO!! *grabs hobo by his jacket*
Hobo: WHERE YOU TAKIN’ ME!! I DUN’ WANNA GO TO JAIL!!
Ino: SHUT UP!!
Me: Okay, while Ino hangs out with her new friend, let’s get back to Hinata’s dare. HINATA, YOU DONE SETTING UP YET?!
Hinata: Oh! Y-yes! I am!
Me: HERE’S THE PIES!! *throws smokebomb in her direction outside*
POOF!!
Hinata: Um… Thank-you… I guess…
Me: We’ll just continue, then!
Hoshi: I’ll spin for her! *spins bottle 36 times*
Kiy: IT LANDED ON… KARIN!! MWA HAHAHAHA!!
Karin: Hinata isn’t bad enough to do a good dare for me, anyways!
Sakura: AND, that’s why I’ll think of her dare for her. Right, Hinata?
Hinata: Um… O-okay, sure…
Karin: WHA? THAT’S NOT FAIR!
Kiy: YES IT IS!!
Sakura: I dare you… TO LET ME BEAT YOU UP FOR TOUCHING MY SASUKE!!
Karin: EEP! *runs away*
Me: Ah-ah-ah! Not so fast! *presses button*
ZAP!!
Karin: OW!!
Sakura: NOW I GOT YOU!! *tackles Karin*
Karin: AAAAACK!! HELLLLPPPP!!!
Kiy: WE’RE BUSY!! *spins bottle 25 times*
Hoshi: IT LANDED ON TENTEN!!
Tenten: Umm… Okay. So, what’s my dare?
Me: Um… Just a sec’…
Hoshi, Kiy, and me: *huddling together, discussing the dare*
80 MINUTES LATER
Neji: … Are you done…?
Hoshi, Kiy, and me: DONE!!
Neji: Finally, JEEZ.
Me: WHATEVER!! Okay. WE DARE YOU TO KICK KAKASHI RANDOMLY!!
Neji: After all that time, you only came up with THAT?!
Kiy: Yes, now Tenten, go.
Tenten: O…kay… *get’s up and goes over to Kakashi*
Kakashi: *oblivous to whatever’s happening*
Tenten: THERE!! *kicks Kakashi*
Kakashi: OWWCCHHIIIEEESSS!!! OW! WHY’D YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!
Tenten: It was a dare.
Kakashi: … Oh. Okay! *goes back to reading*
Tenten: Alrighty then… *spins bottle 45 times*
Me: KISAME!!
Kisame: WHAT?!
Me: IT LANDED ON YOU!
Kisame: OH.
Tenten: Um… I dare you to-
Ino: *walks in* HEY EVERYONE I’M BACK!!
Everyone: Yay…
Hobo: Pretty lights…
Me: Why’d you bring THAT with you?
Ino: it followed me here.
Hoshi: Why didn’t you get rid of him?
Ino: He doesn’t know what GO AWAY means, apparently.
Kiy: … Oh.
Me: Well can you make him leave? He’s stinking up the studio.
Tenten: OH! I dare Kisame to pretend to be jaws and scare the hobo!
Kisame: Um… Okay!
Me: *puts on jaws music*
Kisame: *Creeps toward the hobo with a creepy smile on his face*
Hobo: EEEEEKKKK!! *runs out of the studio*
Kisame: *going after him*
Me: Uhh, KISAME! YOUR TURN!!
Kisame: Oh, fine! *walks over and spins bottle 28 times*
Kiy: ITACHI!!
Kisame: *creepy grin*
Itachi: Oh no…
Kisame: I DARE ITACHI TO LICK THE POLE SASUKE BROKE!!
Sasuke: *pops head out of the swarm of fangirls* I DID NOT BREAK A POLE!!
Kiy: YES YOU DID!!!
Me: *throws smokebomb*
POOF!!
Me: *pokes the pole towards Itachi with a stick* There. Now lick it!!
Itachi: *closes eyes and licks the pole* EWW!! *cleaning tongue*
Sasuke: IT’S A POLE!!
Hoshi: A pole, that you broke.
Sasuke: I DIDN’T BREAK ITTT!!!
Kiy, Hoshi and me: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight….
Me: Now then… Umm… Itachi, spin.
Itachi: The bottles gone!
Me: WHAT?!
Kiy: WHO TOOK IT?!
Everyone: …
Me: Well then… *throws smokebomb down*
CRICKET, CRICKET, CRICKET.
Me: WHAT?! NO POOF!! I gotta get these things fixed. SEE YA!! *throws smokebomb down*
… … …
Me: Oh right. URGH!! Now I gotta take a spaceship to space to get these fixed! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY SPACESHIPS COST?
Everyone: …
Me: I DUNNO EITHER!! I just know it’s alot!
Kiy, Hoshi: WE’RE GOING TOO!
Me: YAY!! Let’s go!!
Kiy, Hoshi, and me: *marches out the door*
Everyone: … …
Itachi: Uh… hey, where’s Deidara?
Everyone: *looks at screen where Deidara’s video cam’s supposed to show up*
*video cam is surrounded by water*
Everyone: *eyes widen* … *races out the door*
**MEANWHILE, OVER HERE (YGOTAS REF.)**
Deidara: *all beaten up* Ugh… Where am I? *looks around* AW, THEY STOLE MY KIDNEY!! (CHARLIE THE UNICORN REF.)
~End~
Hope you liked. Hopefully. If there are any un-solved problems, please tell me, and I’ll solve them in the next talkshow.
And yes, so finally, the next talkshow will be a normal one. Kinda.
Um… bye…
~Pepporini456~
Monday Talkshow- Truth or Dare Special PART FIVE!!
08 Sep 2010 4 Comments
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‘Ello, sorry ’bout the delay! … again.
I was all over the place buying, shoes, clothes, etc. etc. Plus some family came over, so yeah. But I got most done! NOW TO FINISH IT ALL!!
So, PART FIVE OF THE MT T-O-D SPECIAL!! Yay.
Let’s get on wit’ eeeet!!
~MONDAY TALKSHOW BEEEGEENS NOOOOOOWWWWW~
Me: Soooo… Where were we?
Hoshi: SAKURA’S TURN TO GET DARED!!
Sakura: Nooooo!!
Kiy: Oh YES!!
Me: So, what’s your dare for Sakura, Ino?
Ino: Ummm… I dare Sakura, to… NOT WASH HERSELF FOR A WEEK!!
Sakura: WHAT?!
Ino: And that will include, brushing teeth, flossing, cleaning your ears, etc.
Hoshi: Ino’s more evil than I thought.
Me: Now then… who’ll be in charge of making sure Sakura doesn’t cheat? Any takers?
Ino: I will.
Me: Okay, then! Great! SAKURA!! SPIIIIIIIIIIINN!!
Sakura: Okay, okay, geez! *spins bottle 201 times*
Me: … Another strong arm.
Sakura: NO DUH!! ‘Cause my voice gives me super strength! (YGOTAS REF.)
Hoshi: …Suuuurre…
Kiy: IT LANDED ON TEMARI!!
Sakura: Ummm… I daaaare Temari to…
Me: HURRY UP!!
Sakura: ALRIGHT!! To spray Shikamaru with a hose!
Temari: Oh! Sure, alright! *quietly* Kukuku… Um, but where do I get the ho-
Me: *throws down smokebomb*
POOOOOFFF
Temari: *Hose in her hands* … Oh. Thank you! *walks up behind Shikamaru*
Shikamaru: *sleeping*
Temari: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! *sprays Shikamaru with the hose*
KERPLOOEY!! (i didn’t want to put like, ‘splash’ or anything, so I just put that)
Shikamaru: *wakes up from shock* ACK!! WHAT THE *turns around* FU-
MORE KERPLOOEY!!
Shikamaru: *getting sprayed in the face with a hose* Pfft. STOP!!
Temari: NO! MWAHAHA-
POOF!!
Temari: *hose is gone* Ha… Ha… PEP!! WHY?!
Me: If you kept going, you probably would’ve killed him. And I can’t kill anyone on this show. Except for the people I hate. Those I can kill.
Temari: … Ooooo…kaaayy…
Me: But WHATEVER!! Temari, SPIN DA BOTTAL!!
Temari: *spins bottle 35 times*
Kiy: IT LANDS ON…
Hoshi: HINATA!! DUN DUN DUUUUUNN!!
Temari: Sorry Hinata, you gotta come outta your shell sometime!
Hinata: O-okay…
Temari: So, Hinata, I dare you to…
~~TO BE CONTINUED!!!!~~
OKAY, Part SIX will be the last part!! I SWEAR!! And then back to the regular MT’s.
Sorry if it was short, I wanted to end it fast before I lost interest and had to continue tomorrow.
So… What will happen next? Find out, on the thrilling conclusion of… this. (YGOTAS REFERENCE!! LAWLZZ!!)
SEE YAA!
~Pepporini456~
Monday Talkshow- Truth or Dare Special PART FOUR!! O.o
30 Aug 2010 14 Comments
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I’M BACK BABY!! (i dunno, i just really wanted to say that)
No more cold. Head-ache thing.
LET’S BEGIN!!
*TALKSHOW STARTS*
Me: … Are you done thinking yet?
Deidara: NO!!
Kiy: IT’S BEEN A WEEK!!
Hoshi: And you STILL haven’t gotten back to the studio!
Deidara: IT’S NOT MY FAULT!!
Me: Oh, and how?
Deidara: You’re the one that told me to go STRAIGHT.
Me: IT’S YOU’RE FAULT FOR LISTENING TO ME!!
Deidara: WHATEVER.
Hoshi: Are you done thinking yet?
Deidara: … DONE!!
Everyone: FINALLY!!
Deidara: I dare Itachi to…
Itachi: To what?
Deidara: TO EAT LETTUCE INSTEAD OF CABBAGE FOR A WEEK!
Itachi: … O.O
Everyone: He won’t make it…
Me: So, Itachi, are you up for the challenge?
Itachi: I, uhh…
Me: Or are you a chicken?!
Itachi: I am not a chicken.
Me: If you don’t do this, it means Deidara’s better than you.
Itachi: *glares* Fine.
Everyone: *GASPS*
Me: Anko, I’m putting you in charge of making sure itachi eats LETTUCE instead of cabbage.
Anko: Sure.
Kiy: IT’S ITACHI’S TURN!!
Itachi: Hooray. *spins bottle 23 times*
Hoshi: IT LANDED ON SASUKE!!
*DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!*
Sasuke: BUT I ALREADY GOT DARED!!
Hoshi: WELL TOO BAD!!
Kiy: YOU STILL GOTTA DO EEET!!!
Sasuke: *in a whiney voice* But I don’t wannaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Kiy, Hoshi and me: WELL SUCK IT UP AND DEAL WITH IT!!
Itachi: I dare Sasuke to… Sit on a random girls lap until the end of the game!
Sasuke: WHAT?!
Me: You chicken?
Sasuke: FINE.
Sasuke fangirls: SIT HERE WITH ME SASUKE-KUUUUUN!!!
Sasuke: *slowly backs away* Umm…
Kiy: KUKUKU!! *pushes Sasuke into one of the fangirls’ laps*
Sasuke: WHAT THE-
Random Sasuke Fangirl: EEEEEE!! HE CHOSE ME!! HE CHOSE ME!!
Sasuke: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *drowns in a sea of fangirls*
Kiy: I’ll spin for him. *spins bottle 35 times* LANDED ON SUIGETSU!!
Me: *yells over the screaming* SO SASUKE, WHAT’S YOUR DARE FOR SUI??
Sasuke: *head pops up from the sea of fangirls* I DARE SUIGETSU TO- *muffled by screaming*
Hoshi: SORRY, WHAT?!
Sasuke: TO BE THE TOILET WATER!!
Everyone: *looks at Suigetsu*
Suigetsu: …What?
Me: You gotta be da toilet water!!
Suigetsu: … OKAY!!
Everyone: *gives him weird look*
Suigetsu: What?
Me: Nothing, nothing. NOW GO!! *pushes Sui into a random port-a-potty*
Suigetsu: *turns into the toilet water*
Me: *shivers* Ew.
Suigetsu: Okay! Someone spin for me!
Hoshi: I WILL!! *spins bottle 29 times*
Kiy: It landed on INO!!
Ino: What?
Me:: SUIGETSU, WHAT’S YOUR DARE FOR INO?!
Suigetsu: I dare Ino to… GO HANG OUT WITH A HOBO!!
Me: Haha, very funny. Now really, what’s your dare?
Suigetsu: I just said it…
Me: Well, okay Ino. I guess you’re going to hang out with a hobo!
Ino: But I didn’t even say if I wanted to!!
Me: Do you want to?
Ino: N-
Me: Yes? GOOD. Now put the ear-piece in and since we ran out of camera hats, you’ll have to use these glasses. *hands her the sturfs.*
Ino: These glasses are DORKY!!
Me: TOO BAD FOR YOU THEN!!! *drops smokebomb*
POOF
Me: Tell us when you find a hobo! We’ll just continue now!
Ino: …Fine.
Me: *spins bottle 18 times* Landed on SAKURA!! DUN DUN DUUUNN!!
Sakura: *gulp*
~~TO BE CONTINUED~~
Geez, this thing is getting too long, but WHATEVAH!! I know it was kinda short, sorry.
I had to stop there cause we still need to get stuff for…
school. (DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!)
So yeah. And if I just stopped then continued once we got back, I would’ve probably lost motivation. So yeah.
But hey, ‘least I got it out on MONDAY!!
d^.^b BYE!!
~Pepporini456~
Monday Talkshow- Dare or Dare Special PART THREE!! XD
24 Aug 2010 13 Comments
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First thing I gotta say is…
I FEEL LIKE CRAP.
I was drowsy all day yesterday, and I had a head ache all day yesterday. I started writed MT but I only got like, half way through cause I just HAD to go to sleep.
And I am still feeling like crap. But nevermind me, let’s just get onto MT. (seriously, what is it with me and colds?)
Plus I have like, NO MOTIVATION WHATSOEVER TO WRITE. Geez.
WHATEVER. It’s Part THREE of the MT Dare or dare special!! And yes! I did mean dare or dare!
And I know I probably missed like, a BUNCH of peoples birthdays, but thats only because I lost my birthday book/list.
But I DO know that today is Temari’s birthday! Yay!
But right now, I REALLY want to get onto MT quickly before I get distracted.
So, I’ll five Temari a HAIR BRUSH because I really don’t know what else to give her.
ONTO MT!!
Recap: It’s Naruto’s turn to spin the bottle
~~MT STARTS NOW~~
Naruto: *spins the bottle 12 times*
Me: IT LANDED ON SASUKE!!
Kiy, Hoshi and me: *over-the-top anime reaction!!* (YGOTAS Reference 1)
Sasuke: I choose TRUTH. T-R-U-T-H. TRUTH.
Me: Nyeeh? Sorry, but did you just say DARE?
Sasuke: N-
Kiy: YES HE DID!!
Naruto: I dare Sasuke to…
Sasuke: I have a feeling this isn’t going to be good…
Hoshi: Le DUH it’s not!
Naruto: TO DRESS UP LIKE LADY GAGA AND SING ONE OF HER SONGS!!
Everyone: *bursts out laughing*
Sasuke: NO.
Kiy: Do you wanna get zapped?
Sasuke: Actually, yes, I would rather get zapped than make a fool out of myself.
Me: … YOU’RE DOING IT ANYWAYS!! *throws smoke bomb*
Sasuke: *dressed up like Lady Gaga. … USE YOUR IMAGINATION* ACK!!
Everyone: *laughing their heads off*
Sasuke: SHUT UP I AM NOT LADY GAGA. (YGOTAS Reference 2)
Me: WHATEVER!! Now SING.
Sasuke: But I can’t sing!
Kiy, Hoshi, and me: TOO BAD FOR YOU THEN!!
Me: NOW DO EEEEEEET.
Sasuke: NO.
ZAP!!
Me: DO EEEET!!!
Sasuke: NO!!
ZAP!!!
Me: DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: NO!!!!!!!!!!!
ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP!!
Sasuke: … fine.
Kiy, Hoshi and me: YAY!!
Sasuke: *looks around*
Me: WELL WHAT’RE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!
Sasuke: Fine! *starts singing and dancing to Lady Gaga’s ‘Poker Face*
Muh-muh-muh-muh! (x5)
I wanna hold them like they do in Texas please! (LAWLZ)
Fold ‘em let ‘em hit me raise it, baby stay with me (I LURVS IT!!)
Luck and intuition play the cards with spades to start.
And after he’s been hooked I’ll play the one that’s on his heart.
*sings to rest of the song*
Everyone: … … HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Sasuke: SHUT UP!! It wasn’t THAT bad!
Me: Haha! … Hoo… Oh, I think it was!!
Sasuke: *grumbles incoherent words under his breath*
Kiy: Hmm? What was that? *hold up the zapper button*
Sasuke: … Nothing.
Hoshi: WHATEVER!! It’s sasuke’s turn to spin!
Sasuke: *spins bottle 9 times*
Me: IT LANDS ON…
Hoshi: DEIDARA!!
Deidara: *wakes up* Huh? W-what?
Kiy: IT’S YOUR TURN TO GET DARED!!
Deidara: Whoop-de-freaking-doo.
Sasuke: Um… I dare Deidara to… find a hole and die in it.
ZAP!
Me: A REAL dare please.
Sasuke: *glares* Fine. I dare Deidara to… Pretend to be the boogy-monster under some kid’s bed until you get chased out or whatever.
Deidara: *raises eyebrow* Um… Okay then, yeah.
Me: WAIT!! You have to put this on! *hands him a micro-chip-walkie-talkie-thingy* Stick it in your ear so we can communicate. And you also have to wear this! *hands him a video-camera hat* So that we can se everything that you see.
Deidara: *puts ear piec into his ear* Um… The hat won’t fit over my ponytail.
Kiy: WELL TAKE IT OFF!!
Deidara: *tries to take his pony-tail out and fails* IT’S STUCK!!
Hoshi: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S ‘STUCK’?!
Deidara: It’s just STUCK! It won’t come out!!
Me: … *Evil grin*
Deidara: No… You are not thinking what I think you’r thinking…
Kiy: I think she is!
Me: Hoshi, scissors please.
Hoshi: *hands me scissors and laughing evilly*
Deidara: NO!! YOU ARE NOT CUTTING OFF MY PONYTAIL!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!! *runs away*
Kiy, Hoshi and me: GET BACK HER DEI!!!
Deidara: NOO!!!!!
Kiy, Hoshi and me: *Corners him*
Me: *takes scissors and*
SNIP!!
Me: There. Problem solved.
Deidara: MY HAIR!! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!
Kiy, Hoshi, and me: Oh, Walk it off, you Mary-Sue! (YGOTAS Reference 3)
Deidara: *crying Anime tears*
Me: *places hat on Dei’s head* Aww… It’s okay. NOW GO!! *throws a smokebomb on the ground and*
POOF!!!!
Me: *switches on giant TV screen that somehow got here
*it shows a Deidara’s view of under the bed*
Me: HEY!!
Deidara: ACK!! Geez! You don’t have to scream, yeah!!
Me: Whatever. So, how’s it going?
Deidara: Well, the kid just went to bed, and his mom just left the room.
Me: PERFECT!! Now GO!!
Deidara: *whisper screaming* I TOLD YOU NOT TO SCREAM!!! And what am I supposed to do anyways?
Kiy: *grabs walkie-talkie* Make monster noises!!
Deidara: Umm… Rawr?
Hoshi: *grabs walkie-talkie* We want a MONSTER sound not a LION.
Deidara: Fine! *makes monster sounds*
Everyone: *laughing*
Deidara: SHUT UP!! This is YOUR fault.
Kid on the bed: MOMMY!!! THERE’S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED!!!
Mother: *comes rushing in* There’s no such thing as monsters, son!
Kid: BUT I HEARD IT!! CHECK UNDER!! CHECK!!
Mother: Fine. *starts to bend down* But let me tell you, there is no such thing as- *spots Deidara*
Deidara: … Hello?
Mother: AAAAAAHH!!! CREEP!! CREEPER!! KIDNAPPER!! PEDOPHILE!! MOLESTER!! GET OUT!!! *hits Deidara out the window somehow*
Deidara: EEK!! *lands on butt outside* …Ow…
Everyone: *laughing*
Deidara: *takes camera-hat off his head and points it at himself* … I hope you’re happy…
Me: Okay, okay. You can come back now.
Deidara: *looking around* Which way back to the studio?
Me: I dunno! Just go straight, or something.*
Deidara: *shrugs* Okay… *walks straight*
SLAM
Me: And avoid any obstacles in your way. Like a tree, just go AROUND.
Deidara: Ooooh…. Okay!
Me: *rolls eyes* Well then. I’ll just spin for Dei here. *spins bottle 21 times*
Kiy: It lands on ITACHI!!!
Itachi: Oh, great.
Me: So Dei, what’s you’re dare for mister Uchiha here?
Deidara: Let me think…
~~TO BE CONTINUED~~
Aw GOD, I was NOT expecting the Truth or dare special to be FOUR PARTS long!! Maybe even five? O.o
I’ll stop here for now. Mostly because that if I keep going, I’ll lose motivation and have to post this on Wednesday.
So yeah. Sorry if it was short or anything (too tired to check).
K bye.
~Pepporini456~
Monday Talkshow- Truth or Dare Special Part TWO
18 Aug 2010 7 Comments
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YOU STUPID FREAKIN COMPUTERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
STUPID FREAKIN UGLY VISITERS!!!!!!!!!
STUPID FREAKIN STUPID ERRANDS!!!!!!!
GOD. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>:((((((
Let me explain why I’m having a spazm.
So, yesterday, we had to go do some errands and only got back by three.
THEN visitors came over so I barely got anything done because I had to ‘spend time with them’.
THEN this STUPID computer that doesn’t even DESERVE to be called a computer SHUTS DOWN ON ME while I’m writing MT, not even saving the post a draft!!!!
It didn’t even shut back on.
So I went to sleep, really late. And woke up at 2:30 ish.
And now I am writing.
And what sucks even more? I think I caught a cold.
WHICH SUCKS.
So, I will end my rant and just continue with mt.
(GOSH)
*MONDAY TALKSHOW WILL START NOW XD*
Me: WAKE UP EVERYBODY!!!! *blows air horn*
Everyone: AUGH!!!!!
Me: Today, we have to VIP Guests joining us today!
Sasuke: Who, Yuri Lowenthal?
Me: N-
Sakura: Kate Higgins?!
Me: Not-
Gaara: Liam O’brien?
Me: *stress mark* Nooo-
Naruto: JUSTIN BIEBER!!!
Everyone: *stares at him weirdly*
Me: … No. Not quite… LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO… KIYORAKA AND HOSHIGUSA!!! YAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Kiy and Hoshi: *poofs up into room*
Kiy: WOAH.
Hoshi: Travelling through smoke bomb is COOL.
Me: YEAH IT IS!!
Sasuke: Oh GOD not THEM.
Me: How do you know who they are?
Sasuke: I see them in my nightmares… *eye twitches*
Me: Oh…
Kiy: Yeah, it’s fun scaring Sasuke in his nightmares.
Me: Well then, where were we last?
Hoshi: The bottle just stopped!!
Me: Right! Okay then… *throws smoke bomb on the floor and the bottle shows up, pointing to…*
Kiy, Hoshi, and me: NEJI!!!!
Neji: Oh, god no!
Hoshi: Oh God yes!
Me: So, truth or dare, Neji?
Neji: Obviously, I’m going to choose TRUTH.
Me: What? Repeat that again?
Kiy: HE SAID HE CHOSE DARE.
Neji: Wha- NO!! I DIDN’T CHOOSE DARE!!!
Hoshi: He just said dare, so it counts!!
Neji: NO FAIR!! I DEMAND a re-do!
Me: TOO BAD!! But first, before I announce my dare for Neji, I’ll have to explain the rules-that-I-just-made-up-this-second!
Everyone: *groans*
Me: Firstly, there are no chickens. Well, except for Sasuke-
Sasuke: HEY.
Me: Just kidding dude! As I was saying, there are no chickens. Or freebies, or whatever you call the thing to get out of your challenge. NONE.
Gaara: YOU SUCK!!!!!
Me: SHUT UP, MOKUBA!!! … I mean Gaara!!
Gaara: …Mokuba…?
Me: Ignore what I just said there. SECONDLY, if you FAIL to do a challenge, you will get electricuted by these cuffs-that-I-also-just-made-up-this-second!!! And they are IMPOSSIBLE to take off!! Kiy, if you will, because neither me, nor Hoshi can snap.
Kiy: Okay!! *snaps*
POOF
Everyone: *wearing the cuffs of doom on their ankle*
Me: Thank you! And… Thirdly… Umm… That’s pretty much it!! I think… Well, WHATEVER!! Neji!
Neji: What?
Me: I dare you… to… JUMP ON THIS COUCH-THAT-APPEARED-JUST-NOW AND SING THE CANDY MOUNTAIN SONG!!
Neji: I don’t even know the words!
Me: FINE. Guys, let’s sing it!!
Kiy, Hoshi, and me: OH, when your down and looking for some cheering up!
Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain Cave!
When you get inside you’ll find yourself a cheery land!
Such a happy, and joy-filled, perky, merry land!
They got lolipops and gummidrops and candy things!
Oh so many things that it will brighten up your day!
It’s impossible to wear a frown in candy town!
It’s the meca of love the candy cave!
They got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats!
Candy rats! Chocolate bats! It’s a wonderland of sweets!
Buy a candy train to town and hear the candy band!
Candy bells! It’s a treat! As they march across the land!
Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground!
Turn around! It astounds! Its a dancing candy tree!
In the candy cave, imagination runs so free!
So now Charlie, please, will you go into the cave?
Neji: *blinks* …
Hoshi: You got it memorized?
Neji: Um… No, not really…
Kiy: WELL TOO BAD!!!
Me: Now start jumping and singing!!
Neji: *gets on couch and starts jumping* Oh, when you’re down and looking for some… bla bla bla.
Then… uh… bla bla bla… bla bla bla-
Kiy, Hoshi, and me: FAIL!!
Me: Hoshi, if you will…
Hoshi: Yay!! *presses big red button*
ZAPP.
Neji: ACK!! *falls off couch and face-plants onto floor* … I think I broke my coccyx!
Hoshi: Oh, walk it off, you Mary-Sue! … I’ve always wanted to say that!
Neji: *glares*
Hoshi: It’s your turn now!!
Neji: Huh?
Hoshi: *screams into his ear* I SAID IT’S YOUR TURN TO DARE SOMEONE!!!
Neji: OW!!! GEEZ!! Fine. *spins bottle*
*bottle spins 8 times*
Kiy: You suck at spinning things.
Neji: Shut up! It landed on -
Hoshi: I’LL SAY IT!!! It landed on… KANKURO!!
Neji: … Do I have to??
Kiy, Hoshi, me: YESH.
Neji: … Fine. Kankuro, truth or d-
Me: HE SAYS DARE.
Kankuro: I did not!!
Kiy: YES YOU DID!!
Kankuro: No I did-
Hoshi: He admitted it! He said ‘I did’!
Kankuro: That’s because you cut me off!
Me: Whatever! You said dare, you can’t change it! Neji! What’s your dare?
Neji: Let me think…. … … …
FOUR HOURS LATER
Kiy: … Are you done?
Neji: … Kankuro has to make out with one of his puppets.
Temari: He does that all the time! No fair!
Me: NO INTERUPTIONS!!! Kankuro get’s to choose his puppet!
Kankuro: Um… I choose… THE SASORI PUPPET!!
Everyone: *gasp*
Sasori: DUDE, I’M STILL ALIVE!!!
Kankuro: TOO BAD FOR YOU THEN! *leans in*
Me: STOP!! NO YAOI!! Kankuro, it’s obvious that you WANT to do it, so you fulfilled the challenge!
Kankuro: But I still want to!
Sasori: HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Kankuro… *presses button*
ZAP
Kankuro: OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!!!!!!!
Gaara: I thought you said that the person only gets shocked if they don’t do the dare?
Kiy and Hoshi: She lied!!
Me: Exactly. So, BEWARE!! MUA HA HA HA HA HAAAA!!! *evil music*
Kiy and Hoshi: MUA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! *MORE evil music*
Everyone: *creeped out*
Me: Ahem, anyways… Kankuro, your turn.
Kankuro: Fine. *spins bottle*
*bottle spins 15 times*
Me: It landed on… Oh! It landed on Gaara!
Kankuro: *evil grin*
Gaara: You wouldn’t dare…
Kiy: GAARA SAID HE WANTS A DARE!!
Kankuro: I know!
Gaara: What? I d- … Whatever.
Kankuro: Gaara!!
Gaara: Kankuro?
Kankuro: I dare you… to… LICK SASUKE’S FOOT!!!
Kiy, Hoshi and me: *burst out laughing*
Gaara and Sasuke: WHAT?!
Kankuro: I SAID-
Sasuke: No, don’t REPEAT it! I-I REFUSE to have my foot licked my some gizzard-eating creep!
Gaara: HEY!!! Well, I don’t want to lick the foot of some crazy, emo chicken!
Sasuke: I AM NOT A CHICKEN!!
Gaara: ARE TOO!
Sasuke: ARE NOT!!
Gaara: ARE TOO!
Sasuke: ARE NOT!
Me: SHUT UP!! And too bad! You BOTH have to do your part of the challenge, or you BOTH will be electricuted! And plus, I’m the authoress, so what I say, goes.
Gaara: I hate her sooo much…
Sasuke: I will kill them all!!
Kiy: LET THE FOOT LICKING BEGIN!!!
Gaara: *gulps*
Kankuro: You could pretend it’s a lolipop! A Sasuke flavoured one!
Temari: *hits him over the head with her fan* Shut up Kankuro!
Kankuro: No, you shut- *notices Kiy giving him this TOTALLY scary look* N-nevermind…
Gaara: *licks foot* EWWW!!! *starts choking* EW EW EW EW EW!!!!
Sasuke: Oh, come on! My foot doesn’t taste bad!!
Gaara: *washing his tongue*
Kiy: Oh, I think it does.
Sasuke: Shut up!!
Kiy: TOO BAD, SUCKA!! MWA HA HA HA!!
Me: It’s Gaara’s turn now!! Yaaaay!
Gaara: Woohoo. *spins bottle*
*bottle spins 23 times*
Me: It landed on LEE!!!
Lee: I CHOOSE THE DARE!!!
Everyone: *looks at him weirdly*
Gaara: Um… Okay… Lee, I dare you to hug ten random people.
Kiy, Hoshi and me: BOOOO!!! *throws popcorn at him*
Lee: Okay!! *hugs Kiy*
Kiy: HUGS!! *hugs back*
Lee: *hugs Hoshi*
Hoshi: YAAAAY!!! HUGGY!!! *hugs back*
Lee: *hugs me*
Me: Yaaaa!!! *hugs back*
Lee: *hugs Gai and cries anime tears*
Gai: *does the same*
Lee: *hugs 6 other people cause I’m too lazy to list them*
Me: AWESOME!! Lee! SPIN DA BOTTLE!!
Lee: YOUTH!! *spins bottle*
*bottle spins 369 times*
Hoshi: Wow. Strong arm.
Kiy: It landed on NARUTO!!
Naruto: This is the first time I’ve been included in one of the talkshows! I think… BUT WHATEVER!! I choose DARE!! *covers mouth* Did I just choose dare?
Me: YES!!
Naruto: YOU MADE ME SAY THAT!!
Me: … yeah, I did! WHATEVER!! Lee! What do you dare Naruto?
Lee: I DARE NARUTO TO PLAY LEAP FROG WITH NEJI!!!
Neji: LEE?! WHY?!
Lee: You need to have fun sometimes Neji!
Naruto: I LOVE leap frog!!
Neji: NO. NO YOU DO NOT.
Me: *waving the button around* the shocks get worse everytime!
Neji: *glares* … Fine.
Kiy, Hoshi and me: YAY!!
*after the first leap, Neji bumps into Lee, causing Lee to lose balance, fall over, and knock over a lamp. Sakura raises her hands to stop the lamp from falling on her. While raising her hands, she elbows Kisame, making Kisame stumble, knocking over Samehada and making Samehada cut Madara’s head off.*
Me: … Good enough! NARUTO’S TURN!!
~~To be continued~~
I’m really tired right now. And I think it’s pretty long, so, I’ll either post the next part tomorrow, or sometime later. k bye.
~Pepporini456~
Happy Birthday To Tsunade and Nawaki Plus Monday Talkshow!! (FINALLY, JEEZ!!)
09 Aug 2010 22 Comments
in CREEPER!, Deidara, funny, happy birthday, monday talkshow, naruto, ouch, questions, random, sasuke, Story, Tsunade, Uncategorized, weird
OMICHAELJACKSON I AM SO SORRY.
This was SUPPOSED to be out on last, last, last week, actually. Here, I’ll explain what happened. But, I’ve been having to re-write these explanations too many times and I’m tired of re-writing them, so I’m just gonna explain what happened last week. OKAY?!
Last Monday, I started righting Monday Talkshow, got half way through, then suddenly lost interest in writing.
Then, the next day, I continued writing, hoping to atleast get it out on Tuesday. I got alittle bit more finished, but not all of it got done.
Then on Wednesday, people from Edmonton came to visit. So, I didn’t really get around to writing.
They stayed til saturday, which is when we had a party for my mother’s very belated birthday. Well, actually it wasn’t really for anything, but my mom just said it would be for her.
So everyone, including the Edmonton people, left at about midnight. We cleaned up, and I was so tired (still haven’t been getting much sleep) so I just went to sleep immediately after that.
And so, on Sunday, I figured it wouldn’t really make sense to do a Monday talkshow that was supposed to be meant for last monday, when the next monday talkshow would just be on the next day. Kinda confusing.
PLUS we had to go run some errands.
And so, on Monday, I got a NEW idea for the week’s monday talkshow, so I deleted the old one and started writing this one. Barely got through anything.
And so, from tuesday to Friday, I had to visit people, people visited us, my cousins slept over.
On Saturday, we had to go to this stupid house party which I was completely bored at.
On Sunday, it was my uncles birthday, so we celebrated and stuff. AND FINALLY…
ON MONDAY. TODAY. AUGUST 9TH… I WILL FINISH MONDAY TALKSHOW AND POST IT GOD FLIPPIN’ DIMMIT!!!!!!! (did you see the emphasis there?)
Oh, and yes, my fever went away.
Now onto Tsunade-sama’s and Nawaki’s birthdays.
Tsunade’s was actually on the 2nd of this month. I was gonna do her birthday WITH Monday Talkshow like how I usually do if the person’s birthday is on a monday.
But because I didn’t FINISH the post, I never actually posted her birthday. So yeah.
GOMENASAI TSUNADE-SAMAAAAAAAA!!!
And Nawaki’s Birthday is TODAY! on za ninth!
So… Here’s Tsunade…
<< Hehe, okay, sorry. This is just a weird pic I found while looking for her picture.
Here’s a NORMAL picture of Tsunade!!
And here’s Nawaki!! XDD
Tsunade Fun Fact #1- She’s my favourite character in the Naruto series!! And probably will be forever!! Okay, well that doesn’t really matter. Well she’s Nawaki’s older sister!!
Tsunade Fun Fact #2- Her favourite food is chicken breast and sake!! Kinda obvious with the sake.
Tsunade Fun Fact #3- She can send you flying, like, FIFTY FEET with one flick of her finger!! XDDD
Nawaki Fun Fact #1- He’s Tsunade’s younger brother!!
Nawaki Fun Fact #2- He reminds me of Naruto. Like… alot.
Nawaki Fun Fact #3- He’s um… he’s dead.
And I’ll give Tsunade… SAKE!! Sake. I like saying it. Sake, sake, sake, sake, sake- okay, I’ll stop now.
And I’ll give Nawaki… a HAIRBRUSH!! (hairbrushes are my only option when I don’t know what to give to someone!! Kinda)
Birthday wishes to Tsunade-sama and Nawaki-san please!!! ^-^
NOW ONTO THE FREAKING MONDAY TALKSHOW!!
Now because I haven’t done MT in three weeks…
THE GUILT HAS BEEN EATING ALIVE!!!!!! TRUST me. I feel so friggin’ GUILTY not posting MT.
But that’s not what I wanted to say.
Becuase I haven’t posted MT in three weeks, I’ve decided to do a SPECIAL!!
Where YOU the READER get to help me with. at the end. You’ll see how.
The Naruto Cast will be playing… TRUTH OR DARE!!
(DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNNNA!!)
Hopefully it won’t suck.
*SHOW STARTS!!! XD!*
Me: *walks into studio* HEY EVERYBODY!! Hehe, sorry I’m late!
Sasuke: WE’VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR THREE FRIGGIN’ WEEKS!!!
Me: Oh, come on! It wasn’t THAT bad was it?
Everybody: YES, IT WAS!!!
Me: Well then! Allow me to make it even worse!
Gaara: Oh no…
Me: We’re going…
Suigetsu: Not this!
Me: To play…
Sasuke: Don’t say it!
Me: TRUTH OR DARE!! YEAH!!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
*Thirty minutes later*
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
*Twenty minutes later*
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Me: … Are you done?
Suigetsu: YES!!
Me: Okay. … Well… Aren’t you guys gonna try to escape?
Sasuke: We figured if we did, you’d somehow be able to trap us in here.
Suigetsu: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!!! *runs and smashes into an invisible force-field in the doorway* Owwww….
Me: Wow…
Deidara: Do we really have to do this stupid thing? Why can’t you just torture Tobi instead?!
Me: BECAUSE, SHUT UP!! (AN: YGOTAS FTW!!)
Deidara: *shocked* WELL!!
Me: Now then… Let’s move to a better location!! *throws giant smokebomb onto the floor*
POOOOOOFFFFFFFYYYYYY!!!!!! XP
Gaara: This place seems… HEY!! THIS IS MY MANSION!!
Me: Right! I forgot to ask! Can we use you’re place to do truth-or-dare?
Gaara: Uh, no, not really! The last time someone played truth-or-dare in this mansion… Well let’s just say it didn’t end very innocently! So, NO.
Me: … … Yes? AWESOME!! THANKS GAARA!! *hands him a cookie*
Gaara: Um… What just-
Me: YOU’RE WELCOME!! Now then… Everyone knows how to play, right?
Random dude: I don’t!
Me: WELL TOO BAD FOR YOU THEN!! Now, everyone gather in a circle!
*everyone gathers in a circle*
Me: *brings out a sake bottle I somehow got* To make the game more interesting, and so that we won’t have people truth-or-daring the same person all the time, we’ll use THIS to choose who we truth-or-dare! I call it… THE SAKE BOTTLE OF TRUTH-OR-DAREYNESS!!
Tsunade and Sasuke: Hey! That’s MINE!! *looks at eachother* NO, it’s MINE!!
Me: Well whoever it belongs to, say bye-bye to the sake! *dumps sake onto Karin’s head*
Karin: HEY!!
Tsunade and Sasuke: NOOOOOOO!!! *cries anime tears*
Me: Jeez, it’s just sake. *puts bottle in the middle of the circle* Okay… I GO FIRST! *spins the bottle*
Sasuke: Is it done spinning yet?
Me: SHHHHHHH. Let the bottle do it’s thing!
*3 hours later*
Everyone excluding me: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……
Me: *wide awake* GUYS!! IT’S SLOWING DOWN!!!
*silence*
Me: *looks around* GUYS!! WAKE… UP!! *water drops on everyone’s head*
Sasuke: MY HAIRR!! And stuff.
Me: DON’T RUN OUT SCREAMING THIS TIME!!
Sasuke: I wasn’t going to.
Me: Oh. Okay then. OoH!!! The bottle stopped! It landed on…
~~~TO BE CONTINUED~~~
Yes. I feel horrible to have it end like that when I haven’t posted MT in three weeks.
But I felt the need to get OTHER people in on this show.
So, I want you. The reader. Person… thing. Yeah.
To comment on this post and…
GIVE ME IDEAS!!! Ideas for dares and truths for people and stuff.
And it’ll be even SPECIALER (did I spell that right?) next week… Why, you ask?
Because, shut up.
KIDDING!! But next week will be special because I’ll be letting TWO, VERY special people on this show. (if they want to)
SO KIYORAKA AND HOSHIGUSA!!! YOU GUYS BETTER GIVE ME A REPLY OR YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BROOKLYN RAGEE!!!!!!!
Okay?
Now, to end this post… HERE’S A QUOTE FROM YUGIOH ABRIDGED!!
“Yugi you little ****! You son of a ****ing **** **** ****!! I’m going to tear of your **** and shove them right up your **** **** **** **** and then **** **** **** **** on your **** **** **** with **** **** **** in the **** **** and **** **** **** **** **** your **** **** **** so then you’ll have to **** sideways!!! (pauses) ****! Hmm? (see’s Tea) Hi there.” -Yami Yugi, Episode 25- Dirty Dueling.
SEE YA NEXT POST!!! XDDDDDDDD
~Pepporini456~
August 9th 7:27 pm EDIT-
I forgot to mention that I’ve just recently started a NaruHina story. I plan to put it up sometime, but for now, I haven’t even gotten past the first chapter. And the NaruHina story will also have other pairings like SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaTema yatta yatta yatta. The pairings that I like atleast.
I also plan to write a Naruto story, when the Naruto cast comes into our world. I have not started writing it yet. YET.
Well, that’s all I really wanted you guys to know. See ya!
~Pepporini456~
Monday-Talkshow-On-Tuesday- Excuse My Laziness TT.TT
13 Jul 2010 20 Comments
in funny, happy birthday, monday talkshow, naruto, ouch, questions, random, sasuke, weird
Well, here’s the first thing I have to say to you people…
SORRY FOR THE DELAYYYYYYY!!! I AM SORRRYYYYY!!!!!!!
I’ve been super busy with stupid house parties this whole week. Plus I’m lazy… PLUS I haven’t been getting much sleep. (going to sleep at three in the morning and waking up at SIX?! WHAT’S UP WITH THAT?!)
So yeah. And ALSO I was supposed to post about Kin’s, Kiba’s, and Akamaru’s birthdays… but I was lazy. and tired. and busy. SO HERE WE GO!
Kiba’s and Akamaru’s birthdays were on the seventh. Kin’s was on the sixth.
^^ Kiba’s the guy, Akamaru’s the dog.
^ Kin, from the Chuunin Exams.
So… I wont do any fun facts today cuz I just wanna get to the Monday Talkshow On Tuesday already.
I’ll give Kiba… some jerky. And I’ll give Akamaru a nice bone!
And I’ll give Kin… A hairbrush. Even though she’s dead, but WHATEV.
BWITCP please.
ONTO MONDAY TALKSHOW-ON-TUESDAY!!
This week’s victim is…
(DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN…)
SAKURA!!!
LE GASPE (again)!! If you got the hint (look at the colour of text I’m using) then good for you!
LET’S GET ONTO THE SHOW ALREADY.
*Show begins… now!*
Me: HELLO EVERYONE!! SORRY I’M LATE!!
Everyonelse in the studio: BY A DAY!!
Kakashi: Geez, and they say I take a long time.
Me: WELL WHATEVER. SCREW YOU MAN. SCREW. YOU.
Kakashi: *dumbfounded/flabbergasted* (I lurvs that word. Flabbergasted.)
Sasuke: SOMEBODY’S cranky today.
Me: I CAN’T SLEEP!! I SLEEP FOR LIKE, THREE HOURS A DAY!! HOW THE *beep* DO YOU THINK I *beep* FEEL, BINKY-BOY?!
Sasuke: … … Binky-boy?
Me: Whatever, let’s just start already.
*silence*
Me: Okay, where the heck is Sakura?
Sakura: *rushes through the door all wet* SORRY!! I got caught in the rain!
Me: How does the rain slow you down from getting here?
Sakura: *shrugs and sits down*
Me: Well then, let’s start.
Sakura: Sure.
Me: *gives her weird look*
Sakura: What?
Me: It’s just that it seems like you actually WANT to play.
Sakura: Well what if I do?
Everyone in the studio: *gives her a weird look*
Sakura: What?!
Me: Nothing. Let’s begin. First question. Is you’re hair REALLY pink?
Sakura: … Yes. This is my real colour…
Me: LIES.
Sakura: What?! How am I lying?!
Sasuke: PUT HER IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!
Sakura: SASUKE!!
Sasuke: Well I did, so you should too!
Me: RIGHT!! I forgot to do this last Talkshow. *throws an icecream cone with icecream in it at Sasuke’s head*
Sasuke: *icecream lands in hair* I thought she would’ve forgot…
Me: Well too bad!
Sasuke: Do I still have to leave? I wanna watch this.
Me: *sighs* No. You don’t have to leave…
Sasuke: YES!!
Sakura: You WANT to watch me get tortured?!
Sasuke: Maybe…
Sakura: *gives Sasuke a ‘I can’t believe you!’ look*
Sasuke: *shrugs*
Me: Hey! This isn’t Judge Judy or Dr. Phil or anything! It’s MONDAY TALKSHOW ON TUESDAY, okay?! Now then… LET’S CONTINUE!!!
Sakura: Okay, okay! Gosh!
Suigetsu: Don’t worry Sakura! Being mean is how Sasuke shows his affection! ‘Cause he’s always mean to me, it actually means that he likes me! That’s why we’re BEST FRIENDS! Right, Sasuke?
Sasuke: Uh, yeah… sure.
Suigetsu: See?!
Sakura: Um… okay…
*silence*
Me: I don’t know what to say now.
Sakura: Don’t you plan these things before writing?
Me: No.
Sakura: … Oh.
*cricket noises*
Me: Any ideas anyone?
Sasuke: PUT HER IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!
Me: NO.
Sakura: Thanks Pep.
Me: NO PROBLEM.
Sakura: Why are you still on caps lock?
Me: OH. Okay. All better.
*crickets*
Me: Well… I guess I’ll have to end this show then! But mostly because I have to put my baby brother to sleep. Uh… Bye?
*crickets*
END OF SHOW.
Yes. okay. Bye.
~Pepporini456~
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