Monday Talkshow Special PART THREE!! XD
19 Oct 2010 6 Comments
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MEH.
Sorry I missed last weeks talkshow, I had homework all week pretty much, and was at places on the weekend.
And also…
AFDSGHDAGJD!!!! I still haven’t gotten around to completeing my Naruto birthday list, but I know that Granny Chiyo’s birthday was on friday, the 15th of October… And Asuma-sensei’s birthday is today!! YAY. So happy birthday to themmmm!!
… ONTO MONDAY TALKSHOW!!!
.~MT STARTS NOW!!~.
Sakura: *chasing Sasuke around the studio) SASUKE!! IT’S BEEN TWO WEEKS!! JUST TAKE THE FRIGGIN’ SHOT!!
Sasuke: NO!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!! *runs for the door*
Me: HEY!!! I’M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!! *Sasuke runs into me* HEY, PUNK!!!
Sasuke: ACK!! IT’S YOU!!
Me: Yup! Along wiiiiiith…
Kiy: MEEEEE!!!! Aaaand…
Hoshi: MEEEEE!!! YAY!!!
Everyone: … yay…
Me: So YAY!!! I got the smokebombs fixed!!
Everyone: … yay…
Me: You guys are real downers, huh?
Everyone: … yep…
Me: OKAY!!! … Uh… *looks at Sasuke and shivers* We need to fix this… thing.
Sasuke: HEY!!! I’M NOT A “THING”!!
Kiy: HAHA, are you sure?
Sasuke: *looks at himself* … You’re right I am messed up.
Hoshi: NOW TAKE THE FREAKING SHOT!!!
Sasuke: NOOOOOO!!!!!!! *runs away but bumps into Kiy* ACK!!
Kiy: *restrains him* TAKE THE SHOT!! *brings him over to Sakura*
Sakura: *pokes the needle into Sasuke’s arm* There.
Sasuke: OW!! OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!! OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYGOOOOOOOOOOODD!!
Sakura: SUCK IT UP, OR I’LL SMASH YOUR FACE INTO THE GROUND!!!
Sasuke: Sucking it up now!
Sakura: Good. Well, I gotta go check this blood sample. BYE!! *runs out the door*
Kiy, Hoshi, and me: BYE SAKURA-CHAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!
Sasuke: Yeah, bye.
Me: Um… I got… nothing else… to… say… K BYE!!
Kiy: BYYYYEEEEE!!!
Hoshi: BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
~End~
Bleh, sorry, that sucked. I NEED IDEAS!!!! …please.
… K BYE!!
~Pepporini456~
Not Really Monday Talkshow Special…
27 Sep 2010 32 Comments
in CREEPER!, funny, happy birthday, monday talkshow, naruto, ouch, random, weird
WEEEELLLLLL… I did not get any ideas. So, I won’t even try to write without a though of what I’m gonna do.
Don’t worry though, I’m gonna do monday talkshow next week.
SO INSTEAD OF MONDAY TALKSHOW, I WILL DO THIS. … … …
(CONTAINS EXPLICIT STUFF…)
I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THIS.
That video belongs to LittleKuriboh/CardgamesFTW. You can visit his channel here- http://www.youtube.com/user/cardgamesftw?blend=1&ob=4#p/u
The comic belongs to indecisivepancake. Find the original comic, as well as many others, here- http://indecisivepancake.deviantart.com/art/fun-in-Yugi-s-mind-177314482
And heres another video from LK…
That video belongs to LK, le duh.
You can find the original video here- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs
…
OH YEAH, it was Shika’s and Ino’s birthday last week. Shikamaru’s on the 22nd and Ino’s on the 23rd. Forgot.
And please try to think of ideas for the next MT. … k thanks…
~Pepporini456~
Monday Talkshow Special and Happy Birthday to the people I missed!
21 Sep 2010 2 Comments
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YO!!! It’s MONDAY!!! … Why am I happy? BECAUSE I GET TO WRITE MONDAY TALKSHOWWWW!!! YA!
So, I gotta say somethin’ first. Yesterday was Nagato’s birthday, and on the 15th was Kakashi’s birthday. I know I missed a whole bunch of others, but I never really got the time to complete my birthday list (again). And plus, those are the people that are important. So Yay! Happy birthday to them!
ONTO MONDAY TALKSHOW BEFORE I LOSE INTEREST!!
As you can see (probably), it’s ANOTHER special of Monday Talkshow. Because I got the idea last week. And as you know (probably, if you’ve read MT before), when it’s a special, something, well, SPECIAL, will happen! Yay!
Uhh… LET’S START!! 
~*MONDAY TALKSHOW STARTS…. NOOOOOWW!!*~
Everyone: … *waiting in silence*
*cricket, cricket, cricket*
Everyone: …
*cricket, cricket, cricket*
Everyone: …
*cricket, cricket, cricke-*
Sasuke: THAT’S IT!! WHERE IS SHE?!
Sakura: Sasuke, calm down!
Sasuke: I most definitely will NOT calm down! We’ve been waiting here FOREVER!! How long does she intend to-
Me: *on a screen that just randomly appeared on the wall on the stage* SURPRISE–!
Sasuke: *girly scream and jumps into Sakura’s lap*
Me: … Really, Sasuke? Really?
Sasuke: *calms down* … You never saw that.
Me: Eh… Suuuuure… Aaaaanyways, as I was saying… Ahem! SURPRISE, IT’S ME!!
Everyone: … Yay…
Me: Thank you for your enthusiasm guys. Geez! I’m not that bad, am I-
Everyone: YES. YES YOU ARE THAT BAD!
Me: … Wow. AAAAnyways, you guys are wondering why I’m not there right.
Everyone: YES.
Me: Well, you know how my smokebombs weren’t working?
Everyone except for Suigetsu: Yes…
Suigetsu: NO.
Me: … Ah, yeaaaaah… Well, so to get them fixed, I have to go back to where I got them from-
Sasuke: Which would be…?
Me: Uh, I got them from this guy.
Sasuke: Which lives…?
Me: In this far away place.
Sasuke: Which is called…?
Me: It’s called… MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS YOU STUPID CHICKEN HEAD!!! … Town.
Sasuke: . . .
Me: So yeah, I gotta get these things fixed. And while I’m away… SASUKE WILL BE THE HOSTESS!!! … I MEAN HOST!!!
Sasuke: What?!
Me: I said… SASUKE WILL BE THE HOST!!!
Sasuke: … WHAT?!
Me: I… SAID… SASUKE WILL-
Sasuke: I KNOW THAT!!! Just why ME?! Why not get someone else?! Like, Kiy, or Hoshi?!
Me: Kiy and Hoshi are with me! SAY HELLO GUYS!!!!
Kiy: *grabs camera* HELLO!!
Hoshi: *grabs camera* HI!!!
Me: And there you have it.
Suigetsu: HELLO!!!!
Sasuke: … That just shattered my ear-drum. THANKS ALOT!!
Me: Your welcome! So, SASUKE!! YOU ARE IN CHARGE!!
Sasuke: NO!!
Me: Oh, so you DON’T wanna torture ANYBODY you hate?
Sasuke: Uh…
Me: Oh, no. It’s okay, I’ll just find someone else then… SUIGETSU!!
Suigetsu: WHAT?!
Me: I want you to be host since Sasuke doesn’t want to!
Suigetsu: Um… Ok-
Sasuke: NO!! NO! It’s okay!! I’ll be host!!
Me: YAY!! Now choose whoever you want, do what you wanna do. Like the electric chair, or make something up yourself, I DON’T CARE!! As long as you don’t press the red button.
Sasuke: What red button?
Me: THIS red button *holds it up*
Sasuke: Well how can I press it if you have it?
Me: Oh right…
Sasuke: … What would happen if someone pressed it?
Me: … The world would blow up… HA. JUST KIDDING!! If someone presses this button then… then… well, actually, I don’t know what’ll happen. I just know NOT to press cause it says on the button, DO NOT PUSH!!
Sasuke: Okay…
Me: Soooooooo… BYE!!
Sasuke: Wai- Aand, she’s gone.
Sakura: So, Sasuke who ya gonna choose?
Sasuke: I CHOOSE ITACH-
Me: *pops back up on the screen* OH YEAH!!
Sasuke: *screams like a girl… again*
Me: … Yeeaaahh… I forgot to tell you, you CAN’T choose someone who’s already been on the show.
Sasuke: AWWW!! WHY NOT?!
Me: BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!! NOW GOOD DAY!!! *screen goes black*
Sasuke: FINE!! I CHOOSE… Um… Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh… Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….
Everyone: MAKE UP YOUR MIND!!!
Sasuke: I CAN’T THIINKKK!!!
Everyone: WELL THINK OF SOMETHING YOU CAN THINK OF!!!
Sasuke: Um… Okay… I choose…
~END~
Sorry, but seriously, I CANNOT think of any ideas for MT this week. HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH!!! And give me an idea for what that ‘red button’ could do if you pressed it too please!! HELP!!
~Pepporini456~
Monday Talkshow- Dare or Dare Special PART THREE!! XD
24 Aug 2010 13 Comments
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First thing I gotta say is…
I FEEL LIKE CRAP.
I was drowsy all day yesterday, and I had a head ache all day yesterday. I started writed MT but I only got like, half way through cause I just HAD to go to sleep.
And I am still feeling like crap. But nevermind me, let’s just get onto MT. (seriously, what is it with me and colds?)
Plus I have like, NO MOTIVATION WHATSOEVER TO WRITE. Geez.
WHATEVER. It’s Part THREE of the MT Dare or dare special!! And yes! I did mean dare or dare!
And I know I probably missed like, a BUNCH of peoples birthdays, but thats only because I lost my birthday book/list.
But I DO know that today is Temari’s birthday! Yay!
But right now, I REALLY want to get onto MT quickly before I get distracted.
So, I’ll five Temari a HAIR BRUSH because I really don’t know what else to give her.
ONTO MT!!
Recap: It’s Naruto’s turn to spin the bottle
~~MT STARTS NOW~~
Naruto: *spins the bottle 12 times*
Me: IT LANDED ON SASUKE!!
Kiy, Hoshi and me: *over-the-top anime reaction!!* (YGOTAS Reference 1)
Sasuke: I choose TRUTH. T-R-U-T-H. TRUTH.
Me: Nyeeh? Sorry, but did you just say DARE?
Sasuke: N-
Kiy: YES HE DID!!
Naruto: I dare Sasuke to…
Sasuke: I have a feeling this isn’t going to be good…
Hoshi: Le DUH it’s not!
Naruto: TO DRESS UP LIKE LADY GAGA AND SING ONE OF HER SONGS!!
Everyone: *bursts out laughing*
Sasuke: NO.
Kiy: Do you wanna get zapped?
Sasuke: Actually, yes, I would rather get zapped than make a fool out of myself.
Me: … YOU’RE DOING IT ANYWAYS!! *throws smoke bomb*
Sasuke: *dressed up like Lady Gaga. … USE YOUR IMAGINATION* ACK!!
Everyone: *laughing their heads off*
Sasuke: SHUT UP I AM NOT LADY GAGA. (YGOTAS Reference 2)
Me: WHATEVER!! Now SING.
Sasuke: But I can’t sing!
Kiy, Hoshi, and me: TOO BAD FOR YOU THEN!!
Me: NOW DO EEEEEEET.
Sasuke: NO.
ZAP!!
Me: DO EEEET!!!
Sasuke: NO!!
ZAP!!!
Me: DO EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!
Sasuke: NO!!!!!!!!!!!
ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP ZAP!!
Sasuke: … fine.
Kiy, Hoshi and me: YAY!!
Sasuke: *looks around*
Me: WELL WHAT’RE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!
Sasuke: Fine! *starts singing and dancing to Lady Gaga’s ‘Poker Face*
Muh-muh-muh-muh! (x5)
I wanna hold them like they do in Texas please! (LAWLZ)
Fold ‘em let ‘em hit me raise it, baby stay with me (I LURVS IT!!)
Luck and intuition play the cards with spades to start.
And after he’s been hooked I’ll play the one that’s on his heart.
*sings to rest of the song*
Everyone: … … HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Sasuke: SHUT UP!! It wasn’t THAT bad!
Me: Haha! … Hoo… Oh, I think it was!!
Sasuke: *grumbles incoherent words under his breath*
Kiy: Hmm? What was that? *hold up the zapper button*
Sasuke: … Nothing.
Hoshi: WHATEVER!! It’s sasuke’s turn to spin!
Sasuke: *spins bottle 9 times*
Me: IT LANDS ON…
Hoshi: DEIDARA!!
Deidara: *wakes up* Huh? W-what?
Kiy: IT’S YOUR TURN TO GET DARED!!
Deidara: Whoop-de-freaking-doo.
Sasuke: Um… I dare Deidara to… find a hole and die in it.
ZAP!
Me: A REAL dare please.
Sasuke: *glares* Fine. I dare Deidara to… Pretend to be the boogy-monster under some kid’s bed until you get chased out or whatever.
Deidara: *raises eyebrow* Um… Okay then, yeah.
Me: WAIT!! You have to put this on! *hands him a micro-chip-walkie-talkie-thingy* Stick it in your ear so we can communicate. And you also have to wear this! *hands him a video-camera hat* So that we can se everything that you see.
Deidara: *puts ear piec into his ear* Um… The hat won’t fit over my ponytail.
Kiy: WELL TAKE IT OFF!!
Deidara: *tries to take his pony-tail out and fails* IT’S STUCK!!
Hoshi: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S ‘STUCK’?!
Deidara: It’s just STUCK! It won’t come out!!
Me: … *Evil grin*
Deidara: No… You are not thinking what I think you’r thinking…
Kiy: I think she is!
Me: Hoshi, scissors please.
Hoshi: *hands me scissors and laughing evilly*
Deidara: NO!! YOU ARE NOT CUTTING OFF MY PONYTAIL!! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!! *runs away*
Kiy, Hoshi and me: GET BACK HER DEI!!!
Deidara: NOO!!!!!
Kiy, Hoshi and me: *Corners him*
Me: *takes scissors and*
SNIP!!
Me: There. Problem solved.
Deidara: MY HAIR!! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!!
Kiy, Hoshi, and me: Oh, Walk it off, you Mary-Sue! (YGOTAS Reference 3)
Deidara: *crying Anime tears*
Me: *places hat on Dei’s head* Aww… It’s okay. NOW GO!! *throws a smokebomb on the ground and*
POOF!!!!
Me: *switches on giant TV screen that somehow got here
*it shows a Deidara’s view of under the bed*
Me: HEY!!
Deidara: ACK!! Geez! You don’t have to scream, yeah!!
Me: Whatever. So, how’s it going?
Deidara: Well, the kid just went to bed, and his mom just left the room.
Me: PERFECT!! Now GO!!
Deidara: *whisper screaming* I TOLD YOU NOT TO SCREAM!!! And what am I supposed to do anyways?
Kiy: *grabs walkie-talkie* Make monster noises!!
Deidara: Umm… Rawr?
Hoshi: *grabs walkie-talkie* We want a MONSTER sound not a LION.
Deidara: Fine! *makes monster sounds*
Everyone: *laughing*
Deidara: SHUT UP!! This is YOUR fault.
Kid on the bed: MOMMY!!! THERE’S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED!!!
Mother: *comes rushing in* There’s no such thing as monsters, son!
Kid: BUT I HEARD IT!! CHECK UNDER!! CHECK!!
Mother: Fine. *starts to bend down* But let me tell you, there is no such thing as- *spots Deidara*
Deidara: … Hello?
Mother: AAAAAAHH!!! CREEP!! CREEPER!! KIDNAPPER!! PEDOPHILE!! MOLESTER!! GET OUT!!! *hits Deidara out the window somehow*
Deidara: EEK!! *lands on butt outside* …Ow…
Everyone: *laughing*
Deidara: *takes camera-hat off his head and points it at himself* … I hope you’re happy…
Me: Okay, okay. You can come back now.
Deidara: *looking around* Which way back to the studio?
Me: I dunno! Just go straight, or something.*
Deidara: *shrugs* Okay… *walks straight*
SLAM
Me: And avoid any obstacles in your way. Like a tree, just go AROUND.
Deidara: Ooooh…. Okay!
Me: *rolls eyes* Well then. I’ll just spin for Dei here. *spins bottle 21 times*
Kiy: It lands on ITACHI!!!
Itachi: Oh, great.
Me: So Dei, what’s you’re dare for mister Uchiha here?
Deidara: Let me think…
~~TO BE CONTINUED~~
Aw GOD, I was NOT expecting the Truth or dare special to be FOUR PARTS long!! Maybe even five? O.o
I’ll stop here for now. Mostly because that if I keep going, I’ll lose motivation and have to post this on Wednesday.
So yeah. Sorry if it was short or anything (too tired to check).
K bye.
~Pepporini456~
Happy Birthday To Tsunade and Nawaki Plus Monday Talkshow!! (FINALLY, JEEZ!!)
09 Aug 2010 22 Comments
in CREEPER!, Deidara, funny, happy birthday, monday talkshow, naruto, ouch, questions, random, sasuke, Story, Tsunade, Uncategorized, weird
OMICHAELJACKSON I AM SO SORRY.
This was SUPPOSED to be out on last, last, last week, actually. Here, I’ll explain what happened. But, I’ve been having to re-write these explanations too many times and I’m tired of re-writing them, so I’m just gonna explain what happened last week. OKAY?!
Last Monday, I started righting Monday Talkshow, got half way through, then suddenly lost interest in writing.
Then, the next day, I continued writing, hoping to atleast get it out on Tuesday. I got alittle bit more finished, but not all of it got done.
Then on Wednesday, people from Edmonton came to visit. So, I didn’t really get around to writing.
They stayed til saturday, which is when we had a party for my mother’s very belated birthday. Well, actually it wasn’t really for anything, but my mom just said it would be for her.
So everyone, including the Edmonton people, left at about midnight. We cleaned up, and I was so tired (still haven’t been getting much sleep) so I just went to sleep immediately after that.
And so, on Sunday, I figured it wouldn’t really make sense to do a Monday talkshow that was supposed to be meant for last monday, when the next monday talkshow would just be on the next day. Kinda confusing.
PLUS we had to go run some errands.
And so, on Monday, I got a NEW idea for the week’s monday talkshow, so I deleted the old one and started writing this one. Barely got through anything.
And so, from tuesday to Friday, I had to visit people, people visited us, my cousins slept over.
On Saturday, we had to go to this stupid house party which I was completely bored at.
On Sunday, it was my uncles birthday, so we celebrated and stuff. AND FINALLY…
ON MONDAY. TODAY. AUGUST 9TH… I WILL FINISH MONDAY TALKSHOW AND POST IT GOD FLIPPIN’ DIMMIT!!!!!!! (did you see the emphasis there?)
Oh, and yes, my fever went away.
Now onto Tsunade-sama’s and Nawaki’s birthdays.
Tsunade’s was actually on the 2nd of this month. I was gonna do her birthday WITH Monday Talkshow like how I usually do if the person’s birthday is on a monday.
But because I didn’t FINISH the post, I never actually posted her birthday. So yeah.
GOMENASAI TSUNADE-SAMAAAAAAAA!!!
And Nawaki’s Birthday is TODAY! on za ninth!
So… Here’s Tsunade…
<< Hehe, okay, sorry. This is just a weird pic I found while looking for her picture.
Here’s a NORMAL picture of Tsunade!!
And here’s Nawaki!! XDD
Tsunade Fun Fact #1- She’s my favourite character in the Naruto series!! And probably will be forever!! Okay, well that doesn’t really matter. Well she’s Nawaki’s older sister!!
Tsunade Fun Fact #2- Her favourite food is chicken breast and sake!! Kinda obvious with the sake.
Tsunade Fun Fact #3- She can send you flying, like, FIFTY FEET with one flick of her finger!! XDDD
Nawaki Fun Fact #1- He’s Tsunade’s younger brother!!
Nawaki Fun Fact #2- He reminds me of Naruto. Like… alot.
Nawaki Fun Fact #3- He’s um… he’s dead.
And I’ll give Tsunade… SAKE!! Sake. I like saying it. Sake, sake, sake, sake, sake- okay, I’ll stop now.
And I’ll give Nawaki… a HAIRBRUSH!! (hairbrushes are my only option when I don’t know what to give to someone!! Kinda)
Birthday wishes to Tsunade-sama and Nawaki-san please!!! ^-^
NOW ONTO THE FREAKING MONDAY TALKSHOW!!
Now because I haven’t done MT in three weeks…
THE GUILT HAS BEEN EATING ALIVE!!!!!! TRUST me. I feel so friggin’ GUILTY not posting MT.
But that’s not what I wanted to say.
Becuase I haven’t posted MT in three weeks, I’ve decided to do a SPECIAL!!
Where YOU the READER get to help me with. at the end. You’ll see how.
The Naruto Cast will be playing… TRUTH OR DARE!!
(DUN DUN DUUUUUUUNNNNA!!)
Hopefully it won’t suck.
*SHOW STARTS!!! XD!*
Me: *walks into studio* HEY EVERYBODY!! Hehe, sorry I’m late!
Sasuke: WE’VE BEEN SITTING HERE FOR THREE FRIGGIN’ WEEKS!!!
Me: Oh, come on! It wasn’t THAT bad was it?
Everybody: YES, IT WAS!!!
Me: Well then! Allow me to make it even worse!
Gaara: Oh no…
Me: We’re going…
Suigetsu: Not this!
Me: To play…
Sasuke: Don’t say it!
Me: TRUTH OR DARE!! YEAH!!
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
*Thirty minutes later*
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…
*Twenty minutes later*
Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Me: … Are you done?
Suigetsu: YES!!
Me: Okay. … Well… Aren’t you guys gonna try to escape?
Sasuke: We figured if we did, you’d somehow be able to trap us in here.
Suigetsu: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF!!! *runs and smashes into an invisible force-field in the doorway* Owwww….
Me: Wow…
Deidara: Do we really have to do this stupid thing? Why can’t you just torture Tobi instead?!
Me: BECAUSE, SHUT UP!! (AN: YGOTAS FTW!!)
Deidara: *shocked* WELL!!
Me: Now then… Let’s move to a better location!! *throws giant smokebomb onto the floor*
POOOOOOFFFFFFFYYYYYY!!!!!! XP
Gaara: This place seems… HEY!! THIS IS MY MANSION!!
Me: Right! I forgot to ask! Can we use you’re place to do truth-or-dare?
Gaara: Uh, no, not really! The last time someone played truth-or-dare in this mansion… Well let’s just say it didn’t end very innocently! So, NO.
Me: … … Yes? AWESOME!! THANKS GAARA!! *hands him a cookie*
Gaara: Um… What just-
Me: YOU’RE WELCOME!! Now then… Everyone knows how to play, right?
Random dude: I don’t!
Me: WELL TOO BAD FOR YOU THEN!! Now, everyone gather in a circle!
*everyone gathers in a circle*
Me: *brings out a sake bottle I somehow got* To make the game more interesting, and so that we won’t have people truth-or-daring the same person all the time, we’ll use THIS to choose who we truth-or-dare! I call it… THE SAKE BOTTLE OF TRUTH-OR-DAREYNESS!!
Tsunade and Sasuke: Hey! That’s MINE!! *looks at eachother* NO, it’s MINE!!
Me: Well whoever it belongs to, say bye-bye to the sake! *dumps sake onto Karin’s head*
Karin: HEY!!
Tsunade and Sasuke: NOOOOOOO!!! *cries anime tears*
Me: Jeez, it’s just sake. *puts bottle in the middle of the circle* Okay… I GO FIRST! *spins the bottle*
Sasuke: Is it done spinning yet?
Me: SHHHHHHH. Let the bottle do it’s thing!
*3 hours later*
Everyone excluding me: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz……
Me: *wide awake* GUYS!! IT’S SLOWING DOWN!!!
*silence*
Me: *looks around* GUYS!! WAKE… UP!! *water drops on everyone’s head*
Sasuke: MY HAIRR!! And stuff.
Me: DON’T RUN OUT SCREAMING THIS TIME!!
Sasuke: I wasn’t going to.
Me: Oh. Okay then. OoH!!! The bottle stopped! It landed on…
~~~TO BE CONTINUED~~~
Yes. I feel horrible to have it end like that when I haven’t posted MT in three weeks.
But I felt the need to get OTHER people in on this show.
So, I want you. The reader. Person… thing. Yeah.
To comment on this post and…
GIVE ME IDEAS!!! Ideas for dares and truths for people and stuff.
And it’ll be even SPECIALER (did I spell that right?) next week… Why, you ask?
Because, shut up.
KIDDING!! But next week will be special because I’ll be letting TWO, VERY special people on this show. (if they want to)
SO KIYORAKA AND HOSHIGUSA!!! YOU GUYS BETTER GIVE ME A REPLY OR YOU WILL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY BROOKLYN RAGEE!!!!!!!
Okay?
Now, to end this post… HERE’S A QUOTE FROM YUGIOH ABRIDGED!!
“Yugi you little ****! You son of a ****ing **** **** ****!! I’m going to tear of your **** and shove them right up your **** **** **** **** and then **** **** **** **** on your **** **** **** with **** **** **** in the **** **** and **** **** **** **** **** your **** **** **** so then you’ll have to **** sideways!!! (pauses) ****! Hmm? (see’s Tea) Hi there.” -Yami Yugi, Episode 25- Dirty Dueling.
SEE YA NEXT POST!!! XDDDDDDDD
~Pepporini456~
August 9th 7:27 pm EDIT-
I forgot to mention that I’ve just recently started a NaruHina story. I plan to put it up sometime, but for now, I haven’t even gotten past the first chapter. And the NaruHina story will also have other pairings like SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaTema yatta yatta yatta. The pairings that I like atleast.
I also plan to write a Naruto story, when the Naruto cast comes into our world. I have not started writing it yet. YET.
Well, that’s all I really wanted you guys to know. See ya!
~Pepporini456~
Happy Birthday to Everyone in the Past Week!
24 Jul 2010 3 Comments
in CREEPER!, funny, happy birthday, naruto, random, sasuke, spoilers, weird
Okay… If you’re wondering why I haven’t posted in a while… It’s because…
I found out I only have one more year to live.
HAHA just kidding. If I got you, and you are mad, then I am sorry.
If I got you, and you are laughing then I laugh with you.
If I DIDN’T get you and you are sitting there reading this then… I go -.-
OKAY!! So as you can see by the title of this post- What? Oh. You want to REALLY know why I wasn’t posting. I forgot about that part ‘-.-.
THE REAL REASON IS BECAUSE…
I HAVE A FEVER!! And I had to drink YUCKY GRAPE FLAVOURED MEDICINE!!
But I’m a little bit better. I still have one, but I’m better than when I got it.
So there.
ONTO THE POST.
So, as you can see by the title of this post, it’s about the birthdays that I missed in the past week or so!
SO!! These are the people I missed.
Shikaku Nara- July 15th
^^ Shikaku. … To tell you the truth, he kinda scares me.
Genma Shiranui- July 17th
^^ Genma. HE HAS A TOOTHPICK! XD
And last but not least…
Kotestsu Hagane- July 21st
^^ Kotetsu. Um… Yeah.
And there’s somebody elses birthday TODAY. … Can you guess? I’ll give you a clue.
TOMATOS.
Do you know? Here’s another clue.
EMO.
DO YOU KNOW NOW?!?! Fine. um…
HE BROKE THE POLE!!!
OMIGUMMYBEARS IT’S SASUKE!!!
GWORSH.
This guy (look down)
Sasuke: I SAID NO PHOTOS FROM MY CHILD HOOD!!
Me: TOOOO BAAAAAAD!!
Sasuke: THIS, is me.
Me: Oh stop trying to make yourself look cool! THIS is him!
Sasuke: WHAT THE HECK?! That never happened!
Me: Yeah right. … And this is what happens to Second State Sasuke on drugs.
Sasuke: *mutters* stupid fan art…!
Kotetsu: Can you just get on with the freaking post?!
Me: … fine. WELL! Um… Okay…
SHIKAKU NARA’S “FUN” FACT NUMBER ONE- his “job” besides being a Jonin commander is… deer herding… (?)
SHIKAKU NARA’S “FUN” FACT NUMBER TWO- HE’S FORTY-ONE YEARS OLD!
GENMA SHIRANUI’S “FUN” FACT NUMBER ONE- He always has a ‘senbon’ in his mouth. I also call it ‘Genma’s extremely long toothpick’.
GENMA SHIRANUI’S “FUN” FACT NUMBER TWO- His english voice actor is JOHNNY FREAKING YONG BOSCH! WOOT! No, the FREAKING part is not part of his name. (Johhnny is Ichigo’s voice actor aswell)
KOTETSU HAGANE’S “FUN” FACT NUMBER ONE- He has a bandage across his nose. The reason is still a mystery. Well, one time Shikamaru, Izumo, and Asuma asked him to take it off. Later, he agreed to, but Shikamaru said it would be ‘troublesome’.
KOTETSU HAGANE’S “FUN” FACT NUMBER TWO- HIS ENGLISH VOICE ACTOR IS LIAM FREAKING O’BRIEN!! And no, the FREAKING part is also not part of his name. (Liam is Gaara’s voice actor too)
SASUKE UCHIHA’S “FUN” FACT NUMBER ONE- His favourite food is TOMATOS!!
SASUKE UCHIHA’S “FUN” FACT NUMBER TWO- His hobbies are training and taking walks… Wow.
Now gifts…
I’ll give Shikaku… I dunno… A SPEAR!! Randomly.
I’ll give Genma a box of toothpicks!
I’ll give Kotetsu… um… SYRUP!! Cause apparently he likes syrup!
And I’ll give Sasuke A METAL POLE!! (so he can give it to the guy who accused him of breaking it.)
I guess that’s all! BWITCP PLEASE!! SEE YA LATAR!!
OH YEAH!! WAIT!! Here’s a quote that’s been stuck in my head for DAYS!!
“SCREW THE RULES I HAVE MONEY!!” -Seto Kaiba, Yugioh Abrdiged. WOOT. Kay bye.
~Pepporini456~
Monday-Talkshow-On-Tuesday- Excuse My Laziness TT.TT
13 Jul 2010 20 Comments
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Well, here’s the first thing I have to say to you people…
SORRY FOR THE DELAYYYYYYY!!! I AM SORRRYYYYY!!!!!!!
I’ve been super busy with stupid house parties this whole week. Plus I’m lazy… PLUS I haven’t been getting much sleep. (going to sleep at three in the morning and waking up at SIX?! WHAT’S UP WITH THAT?!)
So yeah. And ALSO I was supposed to post about Kin’s, Kiba’s, and Akamaru’s birthdays… but I was lazy. and tired. and busy. SO HERE WE GO!
Kiba’s and Akamaru’s birthdays were on the seventh. Kin’s was on the sixth.
^^ Kiba’s the guy, Akamaru’s the dog.
^ Kin, from the Chuunin Exams.
So… I wont do any fun facts today cuz I just wanna get to the Monday Talkshow On Tuesday already.
I’ll give Kiba… some jerky. And I’ll give Akamaru a nice bone!
And I’ll give Kin… A hairbrush. Even though she’s dead, but WHATEV.
BWITCP please.
ONTO MONDAY TALKSHOW-ON-TUESDAY!!
This week’s victim is…
(DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN…)
SAKURA!!!
LE GASPE (again)!! If you got the hint (look at the colour of text I’m using) then good for you!
LET’S GET ONTO THE SHOW ALREADY.
*Show begins… now!*
Me: HELLO EVERYONE!! SORRY I’M LATE!!
Everyonelse in the studio: BY A DAY!!
Kakashi: Geez, and they say I take a long time.
Me: WELL WHATEVER. SCREW YOU MAN. SCREW. YOU.
Kakashi: *dumbfounded/flabbergasted* (I lurvs that word. Flabbergasted.)
Sasuke: SOMEBODY’S cranky today.
Me: I CAN’T SLEEP!! I SLEEP FOR LIKE, THREE HOURS A DAY!! HOW THE *beep* DO YOU THINK I *beep* FEEL, BINKY-BOY?!
Sasuke: … … Binky-boy?
Me: Whatever, let’s just start already.
*silence*
Me: Okay, where the heck is Sakura?
Sakura: *rushes through the door all wet* SORRY!! I got caught in the rain!
Me: How does the rain slow you down from getting here?
Sakura: *shrugs and sits down*
Me: Well then, let’s start.
Sakura: Sure.
Me: *gives her weird look*
Sakura: What?
Me: It’s just that it seems like you actually WANT to play.
Sakura: Well what if I do?
Everyone in the studio: *gives her a weird look*
Sakura: What?!
Me: Nothing. Let’s begin. First question. Is you’re hair REALLY pink?
Sakura: … Yes. This is my real colour…
Me: LIES.
Sakura: What?! How am I lying?!
Sasuke: PUT HER IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!
Sakura: SASUKE!!
Sasuke: Well I did, so you should too!
Me: RIGHT!! I forgot to do this last Talkshow. *throws an icecream cone with icecream in it at Sasuke’s head*
Sasuke: *icecream lands in hair* I thought she would’ve forgot…
Me: Well too bad!
Sasuke: Do I still have to leave? I wanna watch this.
Me: *sighs* No. You don’t have to leave…
Sasuke: YES!!
Sakura: You WANT to watch me get tortured?!
Sasuke: Maybe…
Sakura: *gives Sasuke a ‘I can’t believe you!’ look*
Sasuke: *shrugs*
Me: Hey! This isn’t Judge Judy or Dr. Phil or anything! It’s MONDAY TALKSHOW ON TUESDAY, okay?! Now then… LET’S CONTINUE!!!
Sakura: Okay, okay! Gosh!
Suigetsu: Don’t worry Sakura! Being mean is how Sasuke shows his affection! ‘Cause he’s always mean to me, it actually means that he likes me! That’s why we’re BEST FRIENDS! Right, Sasuke?
Sasuke: Uh, yeah… sure.
Suigetsu: See?!
Sakura: Um… okay…
*silence*
Me: I don’t know what to say now.
Sakura: Don’t you plan these things before writing?
Me: No.
Sakura: … Oh.
*cricket noises*
Me: Any ideas anyone?
Sasuke: PUT HER IN THE ELECTRIC CHAIR!!
Me: NO.
Sakura: Thanks Pep.
Me: NO PROBLEM.
Sakura: Why are you still on caps lock?
Me: OH. Okay. All better.
*crickets*
Me: Well… I guess I’ll have to end this show then! But mostly because I have to put my baby brother to sleep. Uh… Bye?
*crickets*
END OF SHOW.
Yes. okay. Bye.
~Pepporini456~
Happy B-day Kushina!
10 Jul 2010 Leave a Comment
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Careful! Some spoilers may be ahead for anime-only watchers!
Hooray For the July B-days!
Young Kushina:
Happy B-day Kushina! Kushina is, of course, Naruto’s mom. And Minato’s wife.
FUN FACTS:
- her nickname was “The hot blooded Habanero”
- …A habanero is a very spicy chili pepper, just for notice.
- Kushina’s least favorite food is coffee.
- She was known for her great skill in Ninjutsu “frightening skill in barehanded fighting” and strongwilled spirit.
- According to Tsunade, she was a woman well known for her beauty.
- Like Hinata, she was kidnapped for her unique chakra ability.
- Minato loves her cooking!
FIRST THING SHE EVER SAID IN THE NARUTO SERIES:
“NARUTO… IT’S A BEAUTIFUL NAME” …I’m pretty sure.
And yes, my gift to Kushina will be… Strawberry shampoo! …I don’t know how she’s gonna get it but…
BIRTHDAY HAIKU:
Kushina is from
Uzushiogakure
That is very long…
POSTED BY HOSHIGUSA
Monday Talkshow and Happy Birthday Baki!
05 Jul 2010 1 Comment
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AHOLA (yes, I did mean to say ahola)!!! SCHOOLS IS OUTS!! Yay. Well, it was out like a week ago but WHATEVER.
So, YESTERDAY was actually Baki’s birthday, but I was at somewhere and when I came back home from the somewhere, I had to go to somewhere else, sooo… yeah.
WELL HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAKI!
<< That’s him.
FUN FACT- Baki is… a village elder! (elder makes him sound old)
And Im too lazy to think of another fun fact, so yeah.
I will give him a new curtain (refering to the one on his face)!!
So B.W.I.T.C.P!
NOW ONTO MONDAY TALKSHOW (which is much more important than Baki)!!!!!
THIS WEEKS VICTIM IS… DRUM ROLL PLEASE!!!!
(drum rolly sounds)
TEMARI!!
LE GASPE!
You’re probably thinking ‘Why torture someone as awesome as Temari?’. Unless you’re a Temari hater, then SCREW YOU! (no offense to Temari haters… somehow.)
Well I’ll give you three reasons why…
1. We need more girls on the show
2. I want a challenge
and 3. … Er… We need more girls on the show!
THERE, HAPPY?!
Random Dude: No.
Me: THAN TOO BAD FOR YOU!
Random Dude: …
Okay, let’s start then!
*TALKSHOW STARTS…. NOOW!*
Me: *sitting in chair waiting*
Everyone else: *sitting in chairs waiting*
???: YOU HAVE TO OR SHE’LL KILL US!!
Me: *grins* And here they come!
Gaara and Kankuro: *dragging Temari onto the stage*
Temari: NOOO!! Don’t make me!
Me: Too bad! Eventually, even HINATA will have to go on!
Hinata: *gasps* Really?!
Me: Yeah. Sorry.
Hinata: *nods* I’ll be ready…
Me: Yeah, sure whatever. NOW THEN!! SIT DOWN OR I WILL YELL AT YOU SO HARD THAT YOU’LL NEVER WANNA GO TO TEXAS!!
Everyone: *gives me weird look*
Me: JUST SIT DOWN!!!
Temari: *sits down*
Me: Good… NOW THEN!! *throws a smoke bomb onto the ground*
POOF!
Temari: *sitting in the electric chair* WHAT THE-?!
Me: Yes, yes, I know! Blah, blah, blah, how did this happen, blah,blah,blah. This is my show! I can do ANYTHING!! But don’t worry! I’m doing this for a good reason!
Temari: How is TORTURE a good reason?! OH, I know now! NO! I will NOT admit that I like Shikamaru infront of everyone! *gasps*
Audience excluding Tenten, Hinata, Gaara, Shikamaru, and Kankuro: *gasp*
Me, Tenten, and Hinata: *snickers*
Gaara and Kankuro: *looks like they’re ready to kill Shikamaru*
Shikamaru: *snore* Zzzz….
Me: Well, that’s just great. This show is pretty much a waste since you just blurted out your feelings. Well, now what?
Temari: How about letting me go?
Me: No… ANY OTHER SUGGESTIONS?
Gaara: How about killing Shikamaru with my Sand Coffin?
Temari: GAARA!!
Me: No.
Temari: THANK YOU!!
Me: I think killing him by dropping an anvil on his head will be better.
Temari: PEP!!
Me: Hehe, just kidding! Any other suggestions?
Kankuro: How about-
Me: NO KILLING SHIKAMARU.
Kankuro: I wasn’t gonna say that! I was gonna say, how about killing Sasuke?
Sasuke: What? Why ME?!
Kankuro: I dunno.
Sasuke: Why not kill Suigetsu?!
Suigetsu: Why ME?! Why not Karin- oh right she’s dead already. WELL WHY NOT THIS PERSON?! *grabs Kisame*
Kisame: Suigetsu…!
Suigetsu: EEK!! I didn’t mean you uncle! I meant… I meant to grab this guy! *grabs Deidara*
Deidara: LET GO OF ME, H’mm!!
Kisame: Okay, I’m with you on that one.
Deidara: Kisame! YOU TRAITOR!!
Me: *untieing Temari* Shh… Let’s get out of here!
Temari: *nods*
Me and Temari: *sneaks away*
LATER THAT NIGHT…
Shikamaru: *wakes up* Huh? Why am I at…? Ah, whatever. *falls back asleep*
END.
Yeah, it kinda sucked. I didnt really feel like writing. Uh, bye.
~Pepporini456~
Happy B-day Neji!
03 Jul 2010 2 Comments
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(I don’t know why I’m making it purple. PURPLE!!!) Another b-day post by meh…
FUN FACT:
- Neji’s least favorite food is PUMPKINS!
- His curse mark is VERY VERY similar to the symbol of the Nazi Party.
- Neji’s hobby is MEDITATION.
- His name means SCREW.
MOST COMPLICATED QUOTE:
“The heavens will not allow a pawn who can only seek victory at the cost of himself to advance…”
…Explain please.
Oh yeah, another fun fact. HE USES WEIRD WORDS LIKE TUTELAGE AND MUSTER.
AND YEAH… Happy B-day! Neji’s gift from me is… A flowery apron.
CRAPPY B-DAY HAIKU!
Neji hates pumpkins
And he has byakugan,
This haiku sucks eggs.
Posted by (I LOVE LEGEND OF ZELDA TP!) Hoshigusa
Monday Talkshow and Happy Birthday Jirobo!
28 Jun 2010 2 Comments
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HELLO! First.. I gotta say this…
OMICHAELJACKSON IT’S THE FRICKIN LAST DAY OF SCHOOL (for me) TOMORROW!
Aherm… thank you.
NOW THEN!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIROBO! Well… his birthday was actually on the 26th… but I missed it cuz I had stuff to do on the weekend.
SO YEAH!!
This is him…
Yeah.
FUN FACT ONE: He is DEAD
FUN FACT TWO: He is… EVIL.
Yeah, i know, lame facts, but WHATEV.
now I’ll give him… a broom-stick… to… sweep his grave? Even though he’s dead… but WHATEVER.
So B.W.I.T.C.P!
NOW THIS MONDAY TALKSHOW’S VICTIM ISH…
…
…
…
ISH…
…
KAKASHI-SENSEIIII!!!
Yay. I actually ment to do him a long time ago (well last week, actually), but I got the idea for karin.
SO…
*talkshow begins…… Nnnnnnn… NOW!*
Me: GOSH. I should’ve called him YESTERDAY and then he probably would’ve been here already!
Kakashi: *walks through door reading Icha Icha*
Me: *glares* YOU ARE LATE.
Kakashi: OH! Sorry! I uh… saw this cat stuck in a tree and-
Everyone in Studio: LIES!!
Kakashi: *sweat drops*
Me: Well, now we can FINALLY get started. SIT. *pushes Kakashi into a chair*
Kakashi: *still reading*
Me: *STARE*
Kakashi: *still reading*
Me: *STARE*
Kakashi: *STILL reading*
Me: *STARE*
Kakashi: *looks at me* What?!
Me: SAY HELLO!
Kakashi: … hello?
Me: THANK YOU!
Kakashi: Um… okay… *continues reading*
Me: *steals his book and places it into the fire that magically appeared then disappeared after I burned it*
Kakashi: MY BOOK!! I’M MELTIIINNNNGGG!!!
Me: *stares at him on th ground* Well, actually, the BOOK is melting.
Kakashi: *glares and sits back on chair* WHY’D YOU DO THAT??!?!
Me: So you would pay attention to the SHOW.
Kakashi: I DONT WANNA PAY ATTENTION TO THE SHOW!
Me: WELL YOU ARE NOW!
Kakashi: NO!
Me: YES OR I WILL BURN THE REST OF YOUR BOOKS!
Kakashi: … fine.
Me: good. NOW THEN!!First question… And we ALL wanna know the answer… SHOW US YOUR REAL FACE!!
Kakashi: That’s not really a ques-
Me: JUST DO IT ANYWAYS!!
Kakashi: Okay… but I don’t see what’ so special.
Me: HURRY UP!
Kakashi: ALRIGHT!! *starts to pull down mask sowly…*
Everyone in studio: *waiting in anticipation*
Kakashi: *pulls mask completey* There.
Everyone in studio: WHAT THE F**K?!
Kakashi: What?
Me: WHY THE HECK IS THERE A CENSOR BAR ON YOUR FACE?!
Kakashi: Huh? What the heck are you talking about?
Me: RIGHT THERE! It’s covering the rest of your face! TAKE IT OFF!
Kakashi: Oh right! It’s there just in case some stranger tries to take it.
Me: WELL TAKE IT OFF ANYWAYS!!
Kakashi: Sorry, no can do! It’s there forever.
Me: YOUR LIEING!! *tackles Kakashi and tries to rip off the censor bar* IT’S NOT FLIPPIN’ COMING OFF!
Kakashi: Told you, it’s there forever.
Me: YOU SUCK, YOU OLD FART!!
Kakashi: Hey! Who’re you calling an old fart-OW MY BACK!!
Me: Hehehe…
Kakashi: YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
Me: Yup!
Kakashi: I HATE YOU!!
Me: … that’s nice.
Kakashi: You don’t care, do you?
Me: What was your first clue?
Kakashi: You are pure EVIL.
Me: Thank you so much!
Kakashi: *stares at me weirdly*
Me: Um… well what now?
Kakashi: Er…
Me: WAIT! Sakura, where’s Karin?
Sakura: In a BETTER place… *evil laugh*
Me: *evil laugh with Sakura*
Kakashi: *backs away from me*
Sasuke: *backs away fom Sakura*
Me and Sakura: KUKUKUKUKU!!
Everyone else in studio: *races the heck out of there*
Sasuke: *water splashes onto his head from a little rain cloud jut for him* …just when I thought I was safe…
END
That was short. hoped you liked and blah-ness. ‘kay bye.
~Pepporin456~
Happy birthday Sakon and Ukon!… And Karin. PLUS Monday Talkshow!
21 Jun 2010 6 Comments
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HELLO PEOPLE READING THIS POOOSSSSTTTTAAA!! I missed uuuuu!
‘Kay, well, it was actually Sakon+Ukon’s birthday YESTERDAY… and Karin’s. But I PURPOSELY missed it because SOMEBODY (>.> Karin…) had to be a retard, blue, smelly, waffle… thing. So yeah, sorry Sakon and Ukon.
OKAY!! WEll….. Here’s Sakon+Ukon.
< Sakon|Ukon >
Er… Or is it switched? *Checks Narutopedia* OH!! Okay, so Sakon has beads around his neck and his bang is on the right of his face… OKAY!! NOW THEN!!
Fun fact about S+U: They are TWINS
Number two: Ukon’s the older one.
Now… I’ll give them… Well… they’re dead so… I’ll give them… TWIN POPCORNS!! Yeah!
NOW ONTO MONDAY TALKSHOW-!!
Karin: You forgot someone!
Me: Who?
Karin: Hm… She has good looks, red hair, is AWESOME…
Me: … … … … Kushina?
Karin: ME YOU IDIOT!!
Me: OKAY!! GOSH!!! SPAZM MUCH?! Okay, so not so happy birthday to pimple cake over here, may her wishes not come true, and may she have a not so good life ahead of her, AMEN.
Karin: *twitch*
Me: And for her present… WAIT!
< That’s her. NO, i did NOT create that picture, I actually found it.
Karin: W-where did you get this?! … SUIGETSUUU!!
Me: As I was SAYING… Your present is… THAT YOU ARE THE NEXT VICTIM ON MONDAY TALKSHOW!!!
Karin: WHAT?!
Me: Mm-hm! SO LET’S GO!! *grabs smoke bomb, drops it, and…*
PPOOOOOFFFFFAA!!
*show starts*
*Me and Karin magically appear on the stage*
Karin: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
Me: . . . I’m the author! DUUUHH. Well, authoress…
Karin: Whatever, let’s just get this over with.
Me: OH RIGHT!! I forgot to say this on the Akatsuki Special! Ahem… THANK YOU KONAN FOR BEING THE FIRST GIRL ON MONDAY TALKSHOW!!
*confetti and balloons drop onto Konan*
Konan: Uh… Thanks?
Me: YEAH!! LET’S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD!!! We’re gonna be playing a game we haven’t played in awhile… ‘TELL THE TRUTH OR YOU’LL BE ELECTRECUTED’!!!
Karin: WHAT?! NO!! NO WAY!! I DIDN’T AGREE TO THIS!!
Me: Well now you have! GET IN THE CHAIR!!
Karin: NO!!
Me: GET IN!!
Karin: NO!!
Me: … Fine… PAIN!!
Pain: Yes?
Me: Use the FORCE.
Pain: . . . The force?
Me: Yes… USE IT!!
Pain: Okay the-
Karin: NO!! FINE!! GOSH!! *gets in the chair*
Me: Good… now to make sure you don’t run away… *chains her to the chair*
Karin: Why? Why me?
Me: Cause I said so.
Karin: It was a FIGURE OF SPEECH.
Me: Whatever! Okay! First question… Do you like Sasuke?
Karin: NO!
ZAP
Me: Lies! Next question! Are you happy to be bitten by Sasuke?
Karin: GROSS!! NO-
ZAP
Sakura: *trying to not get up and kill Karin*
Sasuke: *backing away from Sakura*
Me: Next question… Have you ever tried to RAPE Sasuke?
Karin: Why do these questions all involve Sasuke?!
Me: ’cause.
Karin: Well, I have NEVER-
ZAP
Sakura: THAT’S IT!! CHAAAAA!!! *charges at Karin*
Karin: EEEEEEEEPPP!!
Sasuke: *making no attempt to stop her*No. Stop. Don’t do it.
Me: HOLD IT!!
Sakura: *stops* Huh? Why?!
Me: Just a sec! *turns to the camera* Kids, please, do not try this at home. *turns back* Okay, you may continue!
Sakura: *gives me weird look but continues anyways* CHAAAAAAAAA!!! *beats the crap out of Karin*
Everyone excluding Karin and Sakura: *backs out of the room slowly*
Sakura: I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!!
Karin: SOMEBODY HELP!!
Me: So, Sasuke, how’s it feel to have two girls all over you?
Sasuke: It’s a pain in the neck. And the fact that I have Orochimaru to deal with doesn’t help either.
Me: Whatev.
*LOT’S of bird poop lands in Sasuke’s hair*
Me: *trying to hold in laugh* Okay, that WAS NOT me that time!
Sasuke: No comment… *walks away*
Me: HEY!! SASUKE!!
Sasuke: WHAT?!
Me: … You broke the pole! (inside joke)
Sasuke: *glares*
END.
Yes, it was kinda shorter than usual. But hoped you likeeeeeddd!! (KIY)
Oh right! And birthday wishes in the comments to Sakon and Ukon! . . . And karin. Even though I don’t think she’ll be able to get them cause she’s gonna be dead once Sakura’s finished with her. But OH WELL!!
~Pepporini456~
Happy Birthday Kurenai-sensei and Kimimaro!
15 Jun 2010 Leave a Comment
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Ahem…
HAPPY FOUR-DAY-LATE BIRTHDAY KURENAI-SENSEI (thank-you Kiy!)!!
AND HAPPY NO DAY LATE BIRTHDAY KIMIMARO!!
If you don’t know them…
<Kurenai
<Kimimaro
That’s them!
Okay… so Kurenai is the sensei of Hinata’s team. Um… I won’t say anything else for fear of spoilers.
And… Kimimaro is this evil dude working for Oreochimaru.
‘KAY!!
Fun Fact One (Kurenai): She likes plants!
Number two: She… she… sheeee…. she’s with Asuma! WITH Asuma.
Fun fact one (Kimi): He fights with his BONES. Well not HIS bones, but BONES.
Number two: He… He’s dead.
Okay… I’ll give Kurenai… a little bonsai tree! Yeah! And I’ll give Kimimaro… Um… I’ll give him… a toy bone to put on his grave (or something).
YAY!! B.W.I.T.C.P please!
~Pepporini456~
Monday Talkshow and Happy Birthday Dosu!
14 Jun 2010 20 Comments
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HULLOOOO!! ‘Tis Pepporini456, back from the… back from school! First off, I’d like to say…
HAPPY TWO DAY LATE BIRTHDAY DOSU KINUTA!! And if you don’t remember him…
< He’s that guy! The guy from the Chuunin Exams with those sound army-thingy-whatcha-ma-call-its.
Fun fact number one: He’s dead. (he is dead, right?)
Number Two: He… wears a big fuzzy rug over his back cuz he’s HUNCH BACKED (no offense to those with Hunched backs. Really.).
Well atleast I say he’s HUNCH BACKED. And wears a fuzzy rug.
I’ll give him… a big fuzzy rug to put on his grave.
ALRIGHT!! B.W.I.T.C.P. plz.
NOW ALRIGHT!!! Today’s Monday Talkshow victim ish…
.
.
.
OREOCHIMARU!! Or Oreo. Or Orochimaru. But I prefer OREOCHIMARU!!
~-Talshow begins… NoW!!!-~
Me: God, where is he?!
Oreochimaru: HERE!! I’M HERE!!
Me: FINALLY!! TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH!!
Orochimaru: Sorry! *flings Sasuke into an audience chair* Sasuke, now you stay here, or no tomato!
Sasuke: Hmph. Whatever.
Me and the audience: *sweat drops*
Me: Ahem… Alright then… Let’s… get started?
Orochimaru: Of coursssssse!
Me: Ehehe… yeah… Let’s just move this right along! First question! Are you really Michael Jackson?
Orochimaru:I AM TELLING YOU FOR THE LAST TIME!! I AM MICHAEL JACKSON!!
Me: OKAY! OKAY!! No need to have a spazz! Well, if you’re Michael Jackson, how can you ALSO be Voldemort?!
Orochimaru: I AM TELLING YOU FOR THE LAST TIME!! I AM VOLDEMORT!!!
Me: O…kay… MOVING ON-!!
Orochimaru: I like eggs.
Me: *gives him weird look* Er… okay… Good for you.
Orochimaru: I loves Sasuke! And Sasuke Loves me!
*everyone turns to Sasuke*
Sasuke: *wide eyed* NO I DO NOT!! I AM NOT GAY!! NOT. GAY.
Orochimaru: That’s not what you said last night!
Me: *tries to hold in laugh*
Sasuke: *jaw open* I DIDN’T SAY ANYTHING TO YOU LAST NIGHT!! I WAS TOO BUSY FIXING MY HAIR FROM THE LAST MONDAY TALKSHOW!!
Orochimaru: Oh, Sasuke! When will you learn that you cannot be denying our relationship any longer!
Kabuto: But Orochimaru-sama! What about US?!
Orochimaru: you can go screw yourself.
Kabuto: *runs out of room crying*
Sasuke: *looks at me* Can I leave?
Me: Sure, just one sec. *pulls a rope*
*honey, mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup, relish, and other condaments pour onto Sasuke’s head*
Me: Now you may go.
Sasuke: *gives me blank look* Yeah… Thanks… *walks slowly out of room*
Orochimaru: Sasuke-kuuuun!!! *races after him*
Me: *grabs him by his hair* You’re not goin’ anywhere.
Orochimaru: UNHAND ME YOU LITTLE IMP!!
Me: WHO’RE YOU CALLING A LITTLE IMP YOU GAY R-TARD?!
Orochimaru: ATLEAST I DON’T COSPLAY AS THE OPPOSITE GENDER!!
Me: I DON’T DO THAT ALL THE TIME!! WELL ATLEAST I’M NOT DEAD!!
Orochimaru: WELL ATLEAST I HAVE A LONG TONGUE USED FOR MULTIPLE ACTIVITIES!!
Me: WELL ATLEAST I’M NOT SAYING I’M MICHAEL JACKSON WHEN I’M ACTUALLY VOLDEMORT!!
Orochimaru: WELL ATLEAST I-
Joe: WELL ATLEAST I’M TRYING TO BREAK THIS STUPID ARGUMENT!
Me and Oreo: SHUT UP!
Joe: *hides behind camera*
Me: Whatever! It doesn’t matter! Let’s just continue the show already!
Orochimaru: FINE!
Me: FINE!
Orochimaru: FINE!
Me: FINE!
Orochimaru: FINE!
Joe: FINE!! Either you two keep arguing and stop the show, or stop arguing and continue!
Me: … Fine. Next question… ATLEAST I DIDN’T GET KICKED OUT OF THE AKATSUKI!
Joe: *groans*
Orochimaru: WELL ATLEAST-
Joe: OKAY!
Me, Oreo, and audience: *silent*
Joe: YOU TWO!! TIME OUT!! NOW!!
Me: Hey, you can’t time out me! I own the show! I can fire you whenever I like!
Joe: WELL TOO BAD! *starts pushing me and Oreo backstage*
Orochimaru: But! But! WAAAH!!
Me: Oh shuttup you… you son of a snake.
Orochimaru: *looks at me weirdly* that’s the best you can come up with?
Me: I haven’t got much sleep lately, OKAY?!
Orochimaru: Alright! JEEZ.
Me: JOE!! Oreo’s being a meanie!
Joe and Oreo: *sweat drop*
Joe: Now then. I am going to lecture you until you two LEARN YOUR LESSON!! Ahem… Fighting is not good. Not with hitting, or name calling, or… other things.
Me and Oreo: *groan*
-EIGHT HOURS LATER-
Joe: And that’s all you need to know. Now did you two learn your lesson?
Me and Oreochimaru: WE LEARNT OUR LESSON EIGHT HOURS AGO!!
Joe: ALRIGHT!! JEEZ!! Let’s get back to the show.
*we all walk back on stage*
Me: … great. They’re all gone. THANKS ALOT JOE! *hits joe on the head*
Joe: AH!! Fine! I’m Sorry!
Orochimaru: I guess I should go?
Me: Yeah, whatever.
Orochimaru: Just be careful… I’ll get you next time… and your little computer too! *does evil witch-like cackle and disappears in a poof of smoke*
Joe: That was odd.
Me: No, really?
END
SO!! Yes, it was kinda sucky. Yeah, blah, blah, see ya next time, blah, blah, blah. Blah. SEE YA!
~Pepporini456~
Happy Birthday Itachi!
10 Jun 2010 2 Comments
in Deidara, funny, happy birthday, naruto, random, sasuke, weird
OKAY!! This time, I actually DIDN’T forget his birthday, it’s because of this STUPID computer with STUPID shaw and STUPID NOT BEING ABLE TO BUY A NEW ONE!!! So yeah, it was broken all yesterday.
Now that that’s done with…
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ITACHIIIIII!!!! Now then… if you somehow DON’T know who he is…
Well, I won’t exactly say WHO he is… for spoiler reasons. So…
ITACHI WITH WIND BLOWING EFFECT!!
Yeah. Random!
MOVING ON!!
Fun Fact Number one!!: Itachi’s favourite food is CABBAGE which makes you FART if you didn’t get the joke in my Monday Talkshow- Akatsuki special! post.
NUMBER TWOOO: ‘Itachi’ means ‘weasel’. POP GOES ITACHI!!
NUMBER THREEE!!!: He likes to visit Japanese cafes!
yeah!! THREE FACTSS!! OOOHHH!!
So… I’ll give him… CABBAGE!! And… a REAL cat so he can name it Okna (inside joke) and GREMLIN REPELENT (inside joke)!!!
YEAH!!! SO!! Birthday wishes in the comments please! (or Itachi will be SAD)
OH!! And here’s a little pic/comic.
Teehee! I like it. And Zetsu’s plant is just there munching on Deidara’s hair.
SEE YA!!
~Pepporini456~
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