YUGI MOTO VS. JADEN YUKI BATTLE TRANSCRIPT

24 Jul 2010 2 Comments

by pepporini456 in CREEPER!, funny, ouch, random, weird

HEYO!! This post has NOTHING to do with Naruto (I’m pretty sure). It is the TRANSCRIPT (the scripty thingy-ma-jig) for the YUGIOH ABRIDGED SERIES’, YUGI VS. JADEN-BATTLE.

I did this because I was bored. And I think it’s funny. Catchy (?) and yeah. I’M BORED. And I advise you start watching he Yugioh Abridged Series.

Summary- A rap contest between Yugi/Yami Yugi and Jaden from GX

DISCLAIMER- Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series is NOT owned by me. It is LittleKuriboh’s (or CardGamesFTW’s) OWN SERIES. ALSO, this transcript is from http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/YUGI_VS_JADEN_-_BATTLE_-_transcript except that I edited it alittle to block out more of the swears.

PLEASE KEEP IN MIND THAT THIS HAS COARSE (?) LANGUAGE. (sure.)

AND PLEASE DO NOT BE OFFENDED BY ANY COMMENTS THEY MAKE IN THIS VIDEO

Jaden- This is it, Yugi. Me and you. The final battle. The duel that everyone’s been waiting for. I’m not gonna hold back!

Yugi- You bet, Jaden! This is going to be super special awesome (AN: LURVS THAT PHRASE!! XD)!! I can’t wait to see your strength!

Jaden- Well alright then. Yugi, it’s time to spit some rhymes! (music starts in the backround)

Yugi- Bring it on Ja- wait what? … Oh, you have got to be f***ing kidding me.

Jaden- *raps to Xzibit’s “X”* Alright Yugi, check it out, it’s Jaden, from GX 

and sad to say dawg, you’re my newest test subject,

so listen up, here it is, the awesome challenge I suggest,

 whoever spits the best rap outta’ you and me will be the best

duelist in the world, and the king of games. You know I got you beat but

homie, don’t be lame. This is serious, you gotta do it, you’re title says you

have to. If you decline the challenge by default that means I beat you! 

Yugi, I hope you’re ready, cuz this is gonna be heavy,

and I know you might think this is uneccessary, but that’s tough,

suck it up dawg, it’s something you gotta do,

or you can leave and lose you’re throne, it’s up to you.

*music changes*

Yugi- Oh, so you think you’re hot sh*t huh? Ok, check this out. *sings*

(priiiiiiiiiiiiiiime) prime cut

ba ch ba ch ca ba ch ch wa ch ch ja-mikety-moe mack daddy whats up?

(what’sup?)I said a jiz-a-bang boom boom boom da diggy dog

I said a dog (a dog) a dog (a dog) a diggedy dog!

Hey watcha say Jay, O.K., you’re repartee’s cliche!

Forget trading cards, you should just take up ballet!

You want to duel, don’t act a fool, cuz I just tell you “b**ch please!”

The only consalation here is that, you’re not from 5D’s!

So play the d*mn card punk, cuz it’s time  to throw down!

I’m glad it’s one-on-one because all you’re friends are clowns!

Can’t wait to see you’re face turn to sheer disgrace

when I duel you’re punk  ass right outta this place!

*voices overlap* My name is Yugi Moto (you’re shows really lame)

each episode’ the same, yes they are. Now get yourself set

to be ashamed … by the king of games (gaaaaaaaaaaaaaames!)

*music stops*

Jaden- Ha, that was a’ight, but let me lay somethin’ fresh on ya.

Yugi- Uh, Jaden, you’re not black.

Jaden- *raps to Eminem’s “Business”* You’re about to witness me be

absolutely flawless, the best kind you’ll ever see, I’m being honest.

I’m the hardest most purest know artist *stops rapping*Oh, and FYI Yugi

*resumes rapping* I’ve been taking ballet for six years regardless,

but let me lay you something fresh dawg, what I’m going to do

Im’ma tell you something that’s a hundred percent true

You’re not the king of games homie , no sorry, not you.

It’s you’re weird egyptian friend that’s stuck inside you.

You’re a lazy sucker he does all the work for you.

Then you claim the fame for all the shiz  and stuff he do. *Yugi changes to Yami*

Watcha even doing being inside him anyway.

Everyone agrees, dude, that is pretty gay.

*music stops*

Yami- You know something Jaden? I don’t think you know who you’re dealing with. Well allow me to fill you in.

*music starts*

Yami- *raps to hiphopopotamus vs. rhymenocerous*

I’m the mothaflippin’, king of games.

My hair’s spiked, and my pants are really tight, and I’m sexy (I’m sexy!)

If you choose to defend, I’m gonna condescend

cuz my dark magic attack’ll drive you straight round the bend

I got God cards I won from Batte City, don’t believe me?

Listen carefully to this ditty. And by the by your cards are sh*tty.

And so’s you’re show! Watch what happens when Slifer takes on WingedKuriboh.

Celtic Guardia/Dave- *raps* they call me the… Celtic Guardian!

My lyrics will blow you’re cranium! … … umm… … uh…

Yami- Oh, come on Dave!

Celtic Guardian/Dave- I’m thinking! … … um… … uhhh…

Yami- Ugh, and he wonders why  never summon him.

Celtic Guardian/Dave- Hang on here I think I got it!

They call me the… Celtic Guardian, stronger than titanium,

sharp as a comedian, here I am sold out at all the stadiums.

I’m not a lower class dueling monster!

Where did you get that ridiculous conception?

Did the Blue-Eyes White Dragon tell you that?

F**k the Blue-Eyes White Dragon. Seriously.

Yami- My trap and spell cards, they don’t make sense

because they’re card descriptions are so immense

And if you duel with me it won’t be tense

Because against my monsters you’ve no defense

My cards are so potent I might seem conceited,

in fact, all of my opponents could swear that I cheated.

Sure, sometimes Yugi and I swap places…

But who cares! As long as my enemies have egg on their faces!

Other duelists diss me! Say my cards are sissy!

Why? Why? W-w-why exactly? Why?

There’s nothing girly about the Dark Magician Girl!

And only real men use Watapon!

Jaden, let’s face it! You’re second best!

I’m sending you straight back to Yugioh GX!

You’re deck’s unbalanced and your hair’s a Kuriboh! Hey! … Ho!…

I’m the mothaflippin’!

Joey- He’s the mothaflippin’…!

Tea- He’s the mothaflippin’…!

Tristan- Who’s the mothaflippin’?

Yami- I’m the mothaflippin’! … I’m the mothaflippin’! …I’m the mothaflippin’…!

MOTHAFLIPPIN’!

*music stops*

Jaden- My hair looks nothing like a Kuriboh!

Yami- I think you’ll find it does!

Jaden- Does not!

Yami- Does too!

Jaden-Does not!

Yami- Does too times ten!

Jaden- Okay, you asked for it pal! Get ready, because when I use this next card it’s over! *motorbike sounds are heard* I summon Elemental Hero Burstrina- *gets hit by a motorbike, screams and falls to the ground* Ow…

Yami- Huh, Yusei what are you doing here?

Yusei Fudo- I came to this city to this city to play a card game.

Jack Atlas- *off camera* ON MOTORCYCLES!

Yusei- By the way, did I just run over a Kuriboh?

Yami- It’s okay it was only Jaden.

Jaden- I think I broke my coccyx!

Yami- Oh, walk it off, you Mary Sue!

*”X go give it to ya”  is played as credit song*

Credits- LittleKuriboh as Yugi/Yami, ShadyVox as Jaden, Semisoma101 as Yusei

END

Hope you enjoyed what happens to me when I’m bored! (that took way longer than I expected. UGLY ENTER BAR! Why do they make it two lines apart?!)

Lol. I THINK I BROKE MY COCCYX!! And watch other episodes of YGOTAS (Yugioh the abridged series)

~Pepporini456~